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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN class=b><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">물이 안 나온다 꼬예</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">부산 해운대에 한라 아파트가 있는데,.....</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
<P><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT></P></SPAN>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 며느리가 외출하면서 할머니에게,</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"어머니, 수도가 고장나서 신고했으니 전화오면 잘 받으세요" </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
<P><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT></P></SPAN>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">얼마후 전화가 왔다.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"여보세요,~" 할랍니까~?"(한라 아파트를줄여서,...)</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 그러자 할머니, 당황해서,</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> "예..?? 내하고요~?"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아저씨가 잘못들었나 싶어,</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"아ㅡ 쫌전에 아줌마한테서 전화 왔던데요"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"아하~"우리 며느리예요"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 아저씨가 다시 물었다.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"근데 물이 잘 안나온다면서요~?" </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그러자, 할머니가 화를 벌컥내며,</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"아니 고년이 그런 말을 합디까~?" </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아저씨가 황당해 하며,...</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> "할머니 언제부터 그렇습니까~?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">" 할머니 왈,~" </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"내가 영감 죽고는 안해봐서 잘 모르는데 그래도 제법 될낀데.....</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">" 아저씨, 할매가 자꾸 이상한 말 하니깐,...</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"할머니, 내가 쫌 이따 갈 건데요~". "집에 혹시 다른 분 안 계세요~?" </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그러자, 할머니가 결심한 듯이 나즈막이 말했다. </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"아저씨~!, 그라모요, 우리 며느리 오기전에 빨리 오이소.~"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
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