제발 저좀 살려 주세요

<p style="text-align: left;"></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/180rl/770a2e01e573dec930677944431787db2ebc30e5" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/180rl/770a2e01e573dec930677944431787db2ebc30e5" data-origin-width="736" data-origin-height="977"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><br><br><br>넘 재미있어 모셔왔습니다♡ㅎ<br><br><br>제발 저 좀 살려주세요<br>저는 만인의 연인 소주입니다<br><br>한편으론<br>만인의 적이기도 하지요<br><br>왜냐하면<br>주인님들의 간을 붓게 하는<br>"간 큰" 녀석이기 때문이죠<br><br>그래서 오늘은<br>주인님들의 건강을 위해<br>모처럼 금주에 대해 얘기할까 합니다<br><br>주인님! 올해는<br>"술술" 찾지 말고 "슬슬" 드십시오!<br><br>저도 쉬는 날에는 푹 쉬고 싶습니다<br>웬만하면 참겠는데<br>너무 자주 러브콜을 하니<br>간이 남아나질 않습니다...<br><br>뭐! 저야<br>주인님의 구절양장으로<br>흘러들면 그만이지만<br><br>주인님의<br>아픈 간과 헐어버린 똥꼬~~~<br>둔해지는 IQ를<br>생각해서 드리는 말씀입니다...<br><br>-------중 간 생 략-------<br><br>그리고 주인님!<br>제발 저 좀 섞지 마세요<br>저 짬뽕 아주 싫어합니다<br>그냥 있는 대로 드세요<br><br>어떨 땐<br>맥주(소맥)에<br>저를 수장 시키기도 하지요<br><br>제 동료~ 양주는<br>맥주와 섞으면 "폼"이라도 나지<br>저는 그야말로 죽음이에요<br><br>"소맥"에 빠져 자맥질하는<br>내 모습이 불쌍하지도 않나요<br><br>폭탄주 좋아하는<br>폭탄주 매니아님들...<br>제발 저 좀 살려 주세요!!!<br><br>- 소주 올림 -<br><br><br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/180rl/b558e257daefeca146edd68900cc4ed2566cf05b" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/180rl/b558e257daefeca146edd68900cc4ed2566cf05b" data-origin-width="468" data-origin-height="832"></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/180rl/e4ef4613ac88b494cc7b9a5b9f6d94e84716988d" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/180rl/e4ef4613ac88b494cc7b9a5b9f6d94e84716988d" data-origin-width="512" data-origin-height="512"></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" 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