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17.08.16 11:52
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첫댓글 "점입가경" ㅎㅎ
점입가경×2~~~~ㅋㅋ
맹냉이님 눈을 얼마유?ㅎㅎㅎ
@토토아빠 저는 공부시간만 되면 한눈 팔아여 ㅎㅎ
그래야제~~~
아무리 가난해도~~~ㅋㅋ
마저요!
눈까지 팔면 안되지라 ㅎ~~^
아무리 가난해도
눈은 좀 ~~~ㅋㅋ
그렀쥬?