나: 저 FBI website 보니까 fbi 한국지부가 미대사관 안에 있더라구여 혹시 fbi요원들이 지금 대사관에 있는것같은데 통화를 할수 있을까요?
미대사관한국여자직원: 무슨 일때문에 그러시죠?
나: 대한민국 내에서의 마인드컨트롤 실험(mk ultra)이랑 조직스토킹 제보하려구요.
미대사관한국여자직원: 영어는 할줄아세요?(비꼬듯이)
나: 할줄아니까 바꿔달라고 하지 않을까요?(내가 니보다 발음 좋아 이 아줌마야)
미대사관한국여자직원: 잠시만요. 물어보고요. ....
바꿔달라시네요
한국지부 FBI요원: hi what is ur name. could u tell me all ur information plz? ur address. ur school address. ur age. ur phone number. ur dangerous situations. what else.?? tell me everything.
(선위에 부분만 진짜 대화했던 부분입니다)
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(밑에 부분은 그냥 재미로 각색한 겁니다. 사실이 아닙니다. ㅜㅋㅋ)
나: blah blah blah ~~~~~~~~~
한국지부FBI요원: wait. this is getting so much fun. Can u hold on for like a sec? so i can get my pop corn and coke and then really listen to u eating and i can be all ears. this story is all about mass human right infringement especially human experiment done very very strawberry secretly in south korea!!!!!!!!even more interesting than Netflex which is 5500 won per month.
나: of course. i got nothing but time. and my toeic score is 985!! i am bragging like a pope.
한국지부FBI요원: U R a miracle. u rock like a rock. and u do look like a pope.
나: hey ! that rhymes! me? the pope ? Francis? hell no way! he is so ugly!! eww
한국지부FBI요원: Sorry. my bad. anyways. keep talking. i was so bored to death here. i was napping. stealing almost basically and literally my salary from this office safe. to talk on the phone with u is the best way to kill the time. can i come to ur place to really investigate this case? not for me but for u. plz?
나: umm . that would be too much for me. thank u but . no thank u . lets just talk on the phone plz.
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이하는 개인적인 내용때문에 생략합니다. 이렇게 30분 통화했어요. 나중에 미대사관 한국직원들도 조직스토킹 으로 신고했습니다.