유머ㅡ한번 웃으시고ㅡ유머ㅡ유유를 많이 먹어야 ㅡ좋은 대학갑니다 ㅡ서울대라도 갈려구ㅡ'서울우유'먹어요ㅡ오늘은 중복 입니다 ㅡ

<table id=cafe_editor_main_table_color bgColor='#000000' cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=100%><tr><td id=cafe_editor_main_table class=text> 유머 한번 웃으시고 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99D4AB3E5D33DE231C" class="txc-image" width="245" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¼îŸÀÓ_µð¿À_¿ìÀ¯_¿ò©.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="245" id="A_99D4AB3E5D33DE231C33E4"/>저는 힘들게 결혼해서 어렵게 아들을 낳았습니다.. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9949D13A5D33DE4423" class="txc-image" width="670" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿ìÀ¯¸¶½ôÂ_»çÃÝ-ÇϴÃ2.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="670" id="A_9949D13A5D33DE442370F5"/>세계적으로 유명하고 똑똑한 아이가 되라고 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99A25D4D5D33E59D1B" class="txc-image" width="396" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¼î2.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="396" id="A_99A25D4D5D33E59D1B7253"/>'아인슈타인'우유를 먹여 키웠습니다<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99E8BB395D33DEB01D" class="txc-image" width="433" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="image.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="433" id="A_99E8BB395D33DEB01D6082"/>근데 초등학교 다닐때  세계적인물은 못될거 같아서 우유를 바꿨습니다 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99CA83505D33E5BF25" class="txc-image" width="550" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="³ª4.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="550" id="A_99CA83505D33E5BF250179"/>서울대라도 가라고'서울우유'로요 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99F5BB3B5D33DF7423" class="txc-image" width="480" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="google_co_kr_20110329_134318.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="480" id="A_99F5BB3B5D33DF7423C769"/>근데 중학교를 가니  서울대도 못갈거 같아 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9976BB485D33E5E41D" class="txc-image" width="670" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿ìÀ¯¸¶½ôÂ_»çÃÝ-ÇϴÃ3.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="670" id="A_9976BB485D33E5E41DCAB0"/>아쉽지만 한단계 낮쳐 '연세우유'로 바꿨습니다<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/994CD93C5D33E05524" class="txc-image" width="710" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿¬¼¼¿ìÀ¯.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="710" id="A_994CD93C5D33E055249AF4"/>근데 실력이 택도 없어 마음을 비우고 좀더 낮쳐 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/994B98485D33E6171E" class="txc-image" width="473" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="1.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="473" id="A_994B98485D33E6171E8B3D"/>건국대학이라도 가라고 '건국우유'를 먹였읍니다<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/994444455D33E21C1E" class="txc-image" width="600" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20180920_094238.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="600" id="A_994444455D33E21C1EA88B"/>그런데 고등학생이 되고 보니 건국대 근처도 못갈거 같았습니다 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9912B7455D33E64C19" class="txc-image" width="480" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="62e66c822ec9fce1adba624fd996af60.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="480" id="A_9912B7455D33E64C19C95C"/>그래서 우유를 바꿨습니다 '저지방우유'로요<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99ABA0455D33E29D21" class="txc-image" width="492" style="clear: none; 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