Sunbathing On The Roof

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Sunbathing On The Roof (S304)
          From: Vegas Jokes Archive on 06/27/97
      and From: thebartend on 11/25/2002

 Joan, a rather well-proportioned ? near-sighted secretary,
 spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of
 her hotel.  She wore a bathing suit the first few days,
 but always removed her glasses for an even facial tan.

 After several days she decided that no one could see her
 way up there, so she slipped out of her suit for an overall
 tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up
 the stairs; she was lying on her stomach,  so she just
 pulled a towel over her rear.

 "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant
 manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the
 stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the
 roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a
 bathing suit as you have for the past week."

 "What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly.
 "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with
 a towel."

 "Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're
 lying on the dining room skylight."