<p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Look fellas,<br> Let's make sure we understand each other here...<br> I'm not your ...<br> You know ...<br> Your dad or anything. Right?<br> But you're like a dad.<br> Well, not really.<br> I mean, we're friends.<br> For sure.<br> I write your music,<br> you know, manage your career...<br> Make a sweaters.<br> - Feed us.<br> Let us sleep in your bed<br> when we have nightmares.<br> That's what friends do.<br> So.. who wants to open their presents?<br> Is that kind of question?<br> - We do<br> Me.Me.Me.<br> - Present. Present. Present<br> I can't wait to open<br> my first ... envelope.<br> Their saving bond.<br> - Cool.<br> You know, In 7 years<br> you gonna get to buy yourself something really nice.<br> You... maybe have any<br> that you bought 7 years ago?<br> Alvin, manners.<br> Thank you, Dave<br> - Yeah. Thanks, Dave.<br> Who wants presents?<br> --- Wow<br> Cool.<br> Hey. There is plenty more will come from.<br> Bring them all in, Fellas.<br> -- Oh, Yeah<br> Jackpot.<br> - What are you doing?<br> Taking care my boys Dave.<br> - Oh yeah, that's what Im talking about.<br> Weird, what happened to your presents, guys?<br> Which one is for me?<br> -- That big one is for me, I think.<br> with what did you get them?<br> Saving bonds.<br> -- Great, just what every kid dreams of.<br> You're in luck,<br> Because your Uncle Ian came through.<br> Cool.<br> -- Uncle Ian?<br> Is this for me?<br> No for Simon. For Theodore.<br> And for Alvin.<br> Thank you Santa.<br> -- This is for you.<br> You like French horns, right?<br> You are welcome<br> Guess what guys. Uncle Ian is<br> gonna have big launch party for the new CD<br> That's right. Press, paparazzi,<br> Hollywood hot shots...<br> The whole nine yards<br> - Super cool.<br> Dave, you got 1 week<br> to write me a new hit single.<br> Alright, some fucking fresh, ok?<br> Peace, we out.<br> Bye Uncle Ian.<br> - Merry Christmas.<br> Now it really is Christmas<br> Mayday!<br> Mayday!<br> Alright, Settle in. Settle in.<br> Thank you for coming.<br> This is a very special night.<br> Tonight<br> Here we are Jett Records. We pride of ourselves.<br> So. We are gonna bring tomorrow's music, today<br> Oh.. Guess what?<br> I did it again.<br> Ladies and gentleman.<br> Here to sing their new hit single...<br> Give it up<br> For Alvin, Simon and Theodore.<br> Thank you.<br> Mine if I grab a few pics?<br> Claire. Not at all. Fire away.<br> Great. I got a new assignment.<br> I am covering your rise to fame .<br> This is Alvin, Simon and Theodore.<br> - Hello, Hi Claire.<br> You're hot.<br> - Forget you guys haven't officially met.<br> I'm sorry about that night,<br> I really thought, that you... - I was insane?.<br> I totally understand it. Talking Chipmunks<br> it is a lot to take in over dinner.<br> But, look at you now.<br> you got your career, promising future..<br> Kids, you're like a family.<br> -- Don't say family in front of Dave ...<br> It gives him gas.<br> Like clear the room gas.<br> It does not!<br> -- He doesn't want a family.<br> Why don't you guys go and play<br> Or raid the dessert table or something.<br> Don't take it personally, you guys<br> Some people don't know a good thing<br> when they've got it<br> Right, Dave?<br> No, thanks, big guy<br> But you are not good at this.<br> What do you think of this?<br> What's that?<br> -- It's Alvin.<br> That's nothing look like Alvin.<br> -- It's a prototype.<br> We're selling millions of this thing.<br> It's voice activated, say something to it.<br> Hello ugly little Alvin doll<br> That looks like nothing Alvin<br> See, you loved it<br> It's Spanish.<br> You know, that's just weird.<br> Dave. We've got to expand the munks' fan base<br> I mean, forget about the music. The music is<br> not a means to the big money.<br> I am talking about clothing line,<br> Cologne, Chipmunk winecoolers ...<br> Ian, but they're just kids.<br> -- No, they're rats.<br> And they can make us both so much money<br> if just let me work with them.<br> I can't hear you.<br> The music is too loud.<br> Don't go against me on this, Dave.<br> I never lose.<br> Did anyone try the chocolate meatballs?<br> Probably take a sugar<br> Shock, but it is worth it.<br> What a sweet..sweet meat.<br> Hey, Alster, love the song, bro.<br> Up tops!<br> -- What's up, fella?<br> So.. i see you enjoy my<br> little present i put up for you guys<br> What am I talking about?<br> You probably eat like this all the time<br> Well, Dave says he<br> does not want to spoil us<br> Dude, you're a rock star<br> You're supposed to be spoiled.<br> I mean. You should be driving limousine.<br> and private plane.<br> And you should be going to<br> party like this every night<br> Really? Because Dave says<br> That we need our sleep.<br> Look Alvin,<br> This is hard to say, but ...<br> I mean, I got to be upfront about it<br> Dave's holding you back.<br> I can be making you twenty large a day..<br> Is that a lot?<br> -- Yes.<br> And there is another thing.<br> I'm not gonna tell.Ok i will tell you. Behind your back ...<br> Dave calls you ... The Rats.<br> Rats?<br> Whatever right?<br> Don't let it bother you.<br> Me, I consider you boys family.If there's anything<br> you need, anything at all, you gave your Uncle Ian a call, alright?<br> Alright<br> -- Ciao.<br> Come on man, you drive like my grandmother.<br> Get a wheelchair.<br> Move over side.<br> Hey guys, look at me.<br> Up up and away.<br> I can't help you, Simon.<br> I'm about to take the lead here.<br> Hey guys, I have an idea<br> For a new song.<br> Hey Dave. -- What is going on in here?<br> I thought, i told you guys to clean up.<br> Who's that?<br> -- Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper.<br> She's also a masseuse<br> Come on, move over Road Hog.<br> Driving or parking, friend.<br> You're getting me slowly.<br> -- Where you get that game?<br> From Uncle Ian. Move it or lose it!<br> Get some training wheels buddy.<br> You know what.<br> That's enough.<br> What are you doing?<br> I was about to beat my high score.<br> Too bad<br> Where is Theodore?<br> Spit it out!<br> -- No way.<br> Jett Records.<br> That's it. Meeting now.<br> Everyone on the couch.<br> Could you give us a minute?<br> Guys look,<br> it's hard I know...<br> Three months ago you were hanging out on a tree<br> Somewhere and now you're ...<br> Major rock stars.<br> Okay, whatever. My point is just because you're...<br> -- Major rock stars.<br> Well, uncle Ian said we<br> should always be happy<br> You know what?<br> He's not your uncle.<br> He also said that we should be making<br> $20 a day<br> Well, guess what? You're making<br> way more than that ...<br> And because I care,<br> I putting all away for you.<br> Just like storing nuts for the winter.<br> Winters are for losers.<br> And shouldn't we have a say in<br> how to build our investment portfolios?<br> Where is all this coming from?<br> You guys are just kids.<br> Kids, Dave, or rats?<br> What?<br> Uncle Ian says that<br> we're like his Family<br> if you love Uncle Ian so much,<br> and you don't think i'm watching out for you<br> Why don't you live with Uncle Ian?<br> Are you still mad at us?<br> Dear fellas.<br> I'm sorry but...<br> You should go back<br> to your real home in the forest.<br> I told you Dave, I never lose.<br> Boys welcome to your new home.<br> Oh yeah, that is home.<br> Can we play with all this stuff?<br> -- Sure, why not?<br> It's your home.<br> -- What are the rules around here?<br> I do have one rule.<br> That there are no rules.<br> Cool!<br> Four degrees to the left.<br> Six degrees to the right.<br> Fire!<br> Prepare to taste the fury of my vengeance<br> Don't make me laugh<br> You kungfu is not match for my arrows<br> Okay, Simon, that's enough<br> I finish with them<br> Hey, give me that!<br> -- Let go, Alvin.<br> Oh, come on<br> You had a chance<br> -- Who says that you even get your turn?<br> Give me that!<br> You got your chance<br> -- This is mine.<br> Scram<br> -- I want it<br> Why didn't the airbags deploy?<br> -- Theodore, don't go into the light<br> Let's do it again<br> -- Awesome<br> Playing hard?<br> -- oh..yes<br> Good. Because tomorrow<br> You start working hard<br> Coast to coast,<br> In five days<br> Well..Dave said that touring is no life for a kid<br> For normal kid<br> You guys are superstars<br> Which reminds me<br> Simon let's get rid of this..boring glasses<br> And try on these super cool in the now glasses<br> Oh my god.. -- This would be great,<br> if i can see out of them<br> Your eyes will adjust<br> Come on, boys<br> Let's hit the road<br> Come on.<br> Big love to the camera<br> Alvin, big smile.<br> Theodore, chin up.<br> That's it, look tough<br> There you go. Come on, get it there<br> Give me some booty<br> Spank him! There you go<br> If the Chipmunk likes Crunchy Nibbles,<br> your pet will love them<br> Cut!<br> Here we are<br> Hold it<br> There's no button i can push that<br> wakes up them up long enough to sing the right notes<br> -- Are you kidding, there are 5000 buttons here.<br> Alright guys, guest what your uncle Ian brought you?<br> Coffee.<br> I love toffe<br> -- No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee ...<br> It's a super cool<br> Energy health drink.<br> With whipped cream and caramel and two humps of chocolate.<br> Enjoy.<br> That ought to keep them awake<br> Stop! Come guys<br> We need more energy<br> We need more dry eyes<br> We need more...you know..WOW!<br> We're the Chipmunk, for crying out loud<br> -- This is absurd<br> I feel a verklede monkey. -- And to be honest<br> , The new songs don't really sound like us<br> You know what I think, i think the new direction is perfect<br> It's all about today edge<br> Dave always said that was all about the music<br> No you know what,<br> Dave is not here.<br> It's me<br> It's fun uncle Ian.<br> What? What are you gonna say?<br> What's your name?<br> Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy?<br> What do you do?<br> Choreography<br> -- I don't know what "choreography" is. What it's that?<br> It's dance<br> -- Is it dancing?<br> Well, next time say i'm the dance..<br> Yes, hello?<br> Who? Dave Seville.<br> Name rings a bell,<br> a dead broken bell<br> Just let me talk to the guys<br> -- I don't think that such a good idea, Dave.<br> My boys are sting a little bit from you<br> kicking them out of the door<br> That's not what happen<br> -- Denial.<br> So, what's this i hear about European tour?<br> Your taking them away for six months?<br> No, twelve actually if we getting China<br> to go chipmunk<br> Twelve?<br> Look.. i just wanted to say hi, see how they're doing..<br> -- They're doing great<br> They love and life, they livin' large.<br> Face it, Dave, they moved on.<br> They're now happy.<br> -- Ian, I want to talk to them.<br> Put them on the phone.<br> -- I don't that think that's gonna happen, Dave ...<br> Because we got a big world tour we're gonna start tomorrow,<br> And this guys don't need the extra pressure.<br> We'll send you a postcard.<br> -- Ian, you can't do this<br> They're not ready for something like that<br> They're just kids<br> I'm gonna see them<br> -- Wait, Dave ... I ...<br> Ian?<br> -- I can ... You ..<br> Ian, was that Dave?<br> Yes..yes it was and he wants me to let you know<br> that he's doin' great and he's happy<br> He's realy..really happy.<br> Is he coming to the show?<br> You know what, I've sent him tickets..<br> And here's the thing..he sent them back.<br> Yeah, i know. I guess..he's busy, you know..<br> got better things to do.<br> Hey, come on, what's with the long furry faces?<br> We're gonna have fun, we're gonna have big show,<br> you know. I tell you what..<br> You guys like deep tissue massage?<br> Alright, i know a guy.<br> Let me call my guy.<br> I'll get on that.<br> Hey, Captain, come here.<br> Listen, Dave Seville ...<br> Learn the name, look for the face.<br> If he shows tomorrow night<br> he doesn't get anywhere near my chipmunks, you got it?<br> -Got it.<br> Uncle Ian?<br> -- What!<br> What are you doing here?<br> Can I sleep with you?<br> I had a nightmare.<br> You had a nightmare?<br> I had a nightmare too.<br> In my nightmare<br> I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days..<br> ..in sixteen different countries and...<br> ..i had to coordinate 121 different radio print interviews<br> in five different languages.<br> But you know what, Theo, the only different is..<br> in my nightmare, when i open my eyes, it doesn't end.<br> So..is that no?<br> Guys, I want to go home.<br> What do you mean?<br> You are home.<br> No, I mean home..home<br> You know, with Dave.<br> But Theodore, come on, wake up and smell the coffee..<br> Dave..doesn't even want us.<br> He doesn't care enough to come to our show.<br> Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be.<br> The rumours of exhaustion and voice strainer..<br> ..swirling around the singing sensation<br> Is it because of<br> toaster waffle overload?<br> or a rigorous tour schedule?<br> It's hard to say<br> But manager producer, Ian Hawke..<br> ..has ensured Fox that the trio..<br> ..will make their first stop tonight on their highly anticipated world tour ...<br> ..at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles.<br> That's it.<br> You three sound<br> like bed guarding nails.<br> Well?<br> I can give you lot of fancy terms<br> but, the bottom line..<br> ..they're exhausted.<br> -- Okay, well, give them a shoot or something..<br> ..a cream or a pill or something.<br> I've invested everything i have on this guy.<br> They need a long rest.<br> A long rest?<br> Are you..Okay. Yeah, a long rest. Right.<br> Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor<br> So, i'll get them get rest.<br> Okay, thank you so much, doctor.<br> I'll take care of it, doctor<br> Thank you so much.<br> I will..i appreciated<br> Hey, hey, doc, Chipmunk doll, get it.<br> Knock, knock.<br> So..listen guys,<br> I just talk to the doctor..<br> ..and..I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this<br> So you gonna cancel the show?<br> No, no,<br> then i have give out refunds.<br> No, what i am talking about is having you guys..LIPSYNC!<br> Isn't that like cheating?<br> No, it's not like cheating.<br> Cheating is wrong.<br> This is more like helping.<br> All the superstars do it.<br> You just have to make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we were recorded them<br> Otherwise people will know.<br> That we're cheating.<br> No!<br> Guys, what other choice do we have?<br> --Yeah...See!? That's why he's the one with the letter.<br> Alright, guys. Tighten up.<br> And remember, mouth the words and..<br> ..no one will know<br> Love you.<br> Oh, come on. You gotta have one more ticket.<br> -- Sorry.<br> Take it, Simon.<br> You love it? You love it?<br> --Chipmunk fever.<br> That's it baby...<br> No, there is no Dave Seville on this list.<br> You know what, that's fine.<br> I'm the editor of the a...L.A Music Journal.<br> No! No! I don't think so.<br> -- It's okay, he's with me.<br> He's my assistant.<br> Thanks, Claire.<br> -- What is going on, Dave? What are you..<br> I gotta get my boys back but..<br> ..Ian's trying to keep me out.<br> Your boys?<br> -- I know that probably sounds weird.<br> It's a good word though.<br> Because after all I did..mess up everything,<br> including with you ... -- Dave, your boys.<br> We should go.<br> -- Right.<br> If you gonna do something, do it fast.<br> Here. You're press, remember.<br> Thanks.<br> What's going on, pal?<br> -- I am a photographer. I have a press pass.<br> He's here.<br> -- It's Dave.<br> What are you doing?<br> -- I'm sending a messages to our dear old uncle Ian.<br> Sounds like a plan to me.<br> -- Me too!<br> Come on, guys.<br> Hey, Ian ...<br> Kiss my furry cheeks.<br> Keep it.<br> Top of the mornin' to you.<br> Get off my drums.<br> Are you ready to rock?<br> Turn it up, girls.<br> Come on guys, we're going home.<br> Move! Move!<br> Let's go.<br> Get them!<br> -- Look out!<br> Hi!<br> Inny, minny, mighty..<br> Listen chipmunks because you are so..<br> ..Yippie ki yay, mama cita<br> Watch your knees.<br> Sorry.<br> -- Come on, big fella.<br> Little bit closer.<br> Come on.<br> Right there, perfect.<br> He'll be back in the morning.<br> Guys.<br> -- Dave!<br> You're not going anywhere.<br> What are you doing?<br> -- Put us down.<br> Let me loose. You guys better study your french..<br> ..because you're going to Paris, tonight.<br> I just had my tail done.<br> No, wait.<br> -- Here, take this. Put it with my stuff.<br> Let us out of here.<br> Ian, they don't want this anymore.<br> Just let them go.<br> But the guy just left.<br> You should have said something about 5 seconds ago.<br> Come back.<br> Ian, they need a real life.<br> Not all of this.<br> Besides, they just ruined the concert.<br> When they get out, no one will come see them.<br> Dave, they're chipmunks who talk.<br> People will come.<br> Guys, with me.<br> You never take us alive..<br> -- They just did take us alive, Alvin.<br> It's a figure of speech, Simon.<br> Instead of critizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?<br> Go.<br> Come on.<br> Step on it, Dave, you're losing him.<br> How do you guys...<br> -- We're talking Chipmunks, Dave.<br> We can get out earlier.<br> Not even hard to do.<br> You came back for us.<br> Of course I came back.<br> We're a family<br> Holy nuts.<br> -- What?<br> Am i going crazy or did he just say, family?<br> I know it.<br> But I really missed you, guys.<br> I missed you too, Dave.<br> Me too. So did Alvin.<br> He is just too cool to admit it.<br> Yeah, too macho...<br> Miss..ed you too.<br> Sorry, I had something stuck in my throat.<br> I just said, i missed you too.<br> Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me?<br> You know what.<br> I missed my friend Dave.<br> I'll scream it from the rooftops.<br> I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed.<br> That's right. I love you, Dave.<br> Come here.<br> Dave?<br> - Yes, Alvin?<br> Now, can i steer?<br> Please.<br> I've always want to work the windshield wiper.<br> -- And I like to beat the horn.<br> Have at it, fellas.<br> I'm a good beeper.<br> -- Save some horn for the rest of us<br> Come on Dave, go faster.<br> -- Not with you steering.<br> Dave, you drive like a sleepy old..<br> -- Okay, Alvin. That's enough.<br> Enough of what? Of being awesome?<br> -- Alvin, i said that's enough.<br> Hey, If you guys behave,<br> maybe I'll let you call me uncle Ian again<br> Deal?<br> Nooooo!<br> Hey.<br> - Come on in.<br> Hello Claire.<br> - Hello Balerinna.<br> Hi guys.<br> - I hope you like toaster waffles.<br> And for us, classy chipmunks..<br> Not gonna say it.<br> Good Grief.<br> You're still not gonna say it?<br> - Nope.<br> I'm gonna say it.<br> Alvin!!!!</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><br></p>
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