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<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">A Polish man moved to CANADA and married a CANADIAN girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">L: Have you any grounds?</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">P: It made of concrete.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">P: No, we have carport, and not need one.</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">L: I mean. What are your relations like?</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">P: All my relations still in <SPAN>Poland.</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: inherit">P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player</SPAN>.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>L: Does your wife beat you up?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>P:</FONT> <FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>No, I always up before her.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>L: Is your wife a nagger?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>P: No, she white.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>L: Why do you want this divorce?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>P: She going to kill me.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>L: What makes you think that?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>P: I got proof.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>L: What kind of proof?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=inherit color=blue size=4>P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face=inherit color=#212143 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(33,33,67); FONT-FAMILY: inherit">'Polish Remover'</SPAN></FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV>
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