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Announcer
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had enchantment upon her of fearful sort, which could be only broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.
She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love
and true loves first kiss.
Shrek
Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony.
Man #1
Beware
Man #2
Stay out. I think he's in here.
Man #3
All right. Lets get it!
Man #4
Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Man #5
Yeah. He'll grind your bones for his bread.
Shrek
Well actually that would be a giant.
Now Ogars, huh, they are much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes.
Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Man #1
Back beast, back! I warned you!
Shrek
Right. This is the part, where you run away.
Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures.
Guard
Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that.
Tax collector
Your fine days are over. 25 pieces of silver for the witch.
Guard #1
Next. Come on.
Guard #2
Sit down there! And be quiet!
Bear
This cage is so small.
Donkey
You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.
Please, give me another chance.
Old Woman
Oh, shut up!
Guard
Next.
Tax collector
What do we got?
Old Man
This little wooden puppet.
Pinocchio
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
Tax collector
Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
Pinocchio
No! Please, don't let them do it!
Guard
Next.
Pinocchio
No!
Tax collector
What do you got?
Old Woman
Well, I've got a talking donkey!
Tax collector
Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it.
Old Woman
Oh, go ahead little fellow.
Tax collector
Well?
Old Woman
He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatter box.
You boneheaded donkey!
Tax collector
That's it. I have heard enough. Guards!
Old Woman
No, no, he talks, he does!
I can talk. I love to talk. I've talked to...
Tax collector
Get her out of my site!
Old Woman
No, no, I swear!
Donkey
Hey, I can fly.
Guards
He can fly! He can fly!
Tax collector
He can talk!
Donkey
That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!
You might have seen house fly, maybe even a super fly.
But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
Tax collector
Seize him!
Guard
Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogar. I.
By the order of lord Farquaad.
I am authorized to place you both under arrest.
And transport you to designated resettlement facility.
Shrek
Oh really? You and what army?
Donkey
Can I say something to you?
Listen, you were really really something, back there. Incredible.
Shrek
Are you talking to....me?
Donkey
Yes, I was talking to you.
Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards.
They thought that was all of that. And then you showed up and BAM.
There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods.
That made me really good to see that.
Shrek
Oh, that's great. Really.
Donkey
Man, it's good to be free.
Shrek
Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own fiends?
Donkey
But I...I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself.
Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea...I'll stick with you.
You and me in green fighting machine.
Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us.
Donkey
Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you don't mind me saying.
If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done.
You definitively need some tick-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
Man you've...my note, just like the time...and then I ate some rotten berries.
Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day.
Shrek
Why are you following me?
Donkey
I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me.
My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me.
But you got to have...
Shrek
Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.
Donkey
Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
Shrek
Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I?
Donkey
A...really tall?
Shrek
No! I'm an Ogar. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.
Doesn't that bother you?
Donkey
Nope.
Shrek
Really?
Donkey
Really really.
Shrek
Oh?
Donkey
Man, I like you. What's your name?
Shrek
A..., Shrek.
Donkey
Shrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek?
You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.
I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right.
Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek
That would be my home.
Donkey
Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator.
It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget.
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
I guess, you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek
I like my privacy.
Donkey
You know I do to. That's another thing, we have in common.
Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face.
You try to give them a hint and they won't leave.
And then there's that big occurred silence, you know?
Can I stay with you?
Shrek
What?
Donkey
Can I stay with you, please.
Shrek
Of course!
Donkey
Really?
Shrek
No.
Donkey
Please! I don't want to go back there.
You don't know how is like to be considered a freak.
Well..., maybe you do. But that's why we have to stick together!
You got to let me stay! Please! Please!
Shrek
OK, OK. But one night only.
Donkey
Huh, thank you! A, what are you do...
Shrek
No!
Donkey
This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories.
And in the morning...I'm making waffles. Where do I sleep?
Shrek
Outside!
Donkey
Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know, I don't know you and you don't know me...
... so I guess, outside is best you know. Here I go. Good night.
I do like that half door. I'm a donkey all alone outside.
Sit by myself outside, I guess. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.
Shrek
I thought, I told you to stay outside.
Donkey
I am outside.
Mouse 1
Well James. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have?
Mouse 2
It's not...
Mouse 1
What a lovely bed.
Shrek
Got you!
Mouse 2
I found some cheese. Awful stuff.
Mouse 3
Is that you Gordon? How did you know?
Shrek
Enough! What are you doing in my house?
Oh, no, no, no... Death prod off the table!
Unknow fairy
Where would we supposed to put her. The bed's taken.
Shrek
What? I live in a swamp. I've put up signs. I'm a terrifying Ogar!
What do I have to do, to get a little privacy?
Shrek
Oh, no! No, no! What are you doing in my swamp?
All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go.
And hurry up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not there!
Donkey
Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
Pinocchio
Oh gosh, no one invited us.
Shrek
What?
Pinocchio
We were forced to come here.
Shrek
By who?
Mouse 1
Lord Farquaad. He hoofed and he bopped and signed a conviction notice.
Shrek
All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?
Donkey
Oh I do. I know where he is.
Shrek
Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?
Donkey
Me.
Shrek
Anyone?
Donkey
Oh pick me, I know! Me, me.
Shrek
Ok, fine. Attention all fairy tale things!
Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up.
In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land
And back where you came from. You. You're coming with me.
Donkey
All right. That's what I like to hear, man.
Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it.
I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I'm on road again...
Shrek
What did I say about singing?
Donkey
Can I whistle?
Shrek
No.
Donkey
Well, can I hummer?
Shrek
All right.
Gingerbread Man
No.
Lord Faquaad
That's enough. He's ready to talk.
Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man.
Gingerbread Man
You monster.
Lord Faquaad
I'm not a monster here. You are.
You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world.
Now tell me! Where are the others?
Gingerbread Man
Eat me.
Lord Faquaad
I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end!
Tell me! Or I'll...
Gingerbread Man
No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons.
Lord Faquaad
All right! Who's hiding them?
Gingerbread Man
Ok, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin-man?
Lord Faquaad
The muffin-man?
Gingerbread Man
The muffin-man.
Lord Faquaad
Yes, I know the muffin-man. Who lives on Proully lane?
Gingerbread Man
Well, she's married to the muffin-man.
Lord Faquaad
The muffin-man!
Gingerbread Man
The muffin-man! She's married to the muffin-man.
Soldier
My lord! We found it.
Lord Faquaad
Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror.
Gingerbread Man
Don't tell him anything!
Lord Faquaad
Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
Magic Mirror
Well, technically, your not a king.
Lord Faquaad
A..., felonious. You were saying.
Magic Mirror
What I mean is a...you're not a king, yet.
But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
Lord Faquaad
Go on.
Magic Mirror
So, just sit back and relax my lord, because it's time for you
to meet today’s eligible batchelorettes. And here they are.
Bachelorette number one is a mostly abuse shading from a kingdom far, far away.
She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime.
Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters.
Please welcome... Cinderella.
Bachelorette number two is a cape wearing girl from a land of fantasy.
Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy.
Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is.
Come on. Give it up for... Show-white.
And last but certainly not least.
Bachelorette number three is a fire breathing dragon,
brand new, guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off.
She's a loaded pistol who likes Pinacoladas and getting caught in the rain.
Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona.
So will it be Bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two?
Or Bachelorette number three?
Soldier 1
Two... Three! Two!
Soldier 2
One. No, no, no.
Soldier 3
Three. Pick number three my lord.
Lord Faquaad
Ok, ok. Number three.
Magic Mirror
Lord Farquaad. You've chosen... princess Fiona.
Lord Faquaad
She's nice. Fiona. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone...
Magic Mirror
But I probably should mention little thing that happens at night...
Lord Faquaad
I'll do it!
Magic Mirror
Yes, but after sunset...
Lord Faquaad
Silence! I will make this princess Fiona my queen.
And Dulock will finally have the perfect king!
Captain! Assemble your finest man. We're going to have a tournament!
Donkey
That's it, that's, right there, that's Dulock. I've told you I'll find it.
Shrek
So. That must be lord Farquaads castle.
Donkey
Aha, that's the place.
Do you think maybe he's compensating for something.
Hey, hey wait up Shrek!
Shrek
Hey, you!
Large head guard
No, no!
Shrek
Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just...
It's quiet. To quiet. Where is everybody?
Donkey
Hey look at this.
"Welcome to Du-Duloc, such a perfect town."
"Here we have some rules, let us lay them down."
"Don't make waves, stay in the line,"
"and we'll get along fine. Duloc is the perfect place."
"Please keep off the grass, shine your shoes wipe your ... face."
"Duloc is...Duloc is..."
“Duloc is the perfect town."
Donkey
Wow! Let's do that again.
Shrek
No. no. All right. You're going the right way for smack bottom.
Donkey
Sorry about that.
Lord Faquaad
That champion should have the honor, no, no...
...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the firing keep
of the dragon.
If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner up will take his place.
And so on, and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Applause.
Lord Faquaad
Let the tournament begin. What is that? Ugh, it's hideous.
Oh, that's not very nice.
Shrek
It's just a donkey.
Lord Faquaad
Indeed. Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogar, will be named champion.
How about him.
Shrek
Oh, hey. Now, come on. Can't we just settle this over a pint?
No? All right then. Come on.
Donkey
Hey Shrek! Let me, let me!
Woman
Chair! Use the chair!
Shrek
Thank you. Thank you, very much.
I'm here until Thursday. Try to view!
Soldier
Shall I give the order sir?
Lord Faquaad
No. I have a better idea. People of Dulock. I give you our champion!
Shrek
What?
Lord Faquaad
Congratulation, Ogar.
You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.
Shrek
Quest? I'm already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back!
Lord Faquaad
Your swamp?
Shrek
Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairytale creatures.
Lord Faquaad
Indeed. All right Ogar, I'll make you a deal.
Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back.
Shrek
Exactly the way it was?
Lord Faquaad
Down to the last slime covered toad tool.
Shrek
And the squatters?
Lord Faquaad
As good as gone.
Shrek
What kind of quest?
Donkey
Ok, let me get this straight!
We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so
Farquaad will give you back the swamp, which you only don't have,
'cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first place. Is that about right?
Shrek
You know what? Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldn't talk.
Donkey
I don't get it Shrek. Why didn't you just pull some Ogar stuff on them?
You know, problem... Grab his bones to make a bridge. You know the whole Ogar trick.
Shrek
Oh, you know what.
Maybe I could have decapitated a entire village and put their heads on plate.
Got a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids.
Does that sound good to you?
Donkey
A, no, not really, no.
Shrek
For your information there is a lot more to Ogars than people think.
Donkey
Example. Example?
Shrek
OK, a, Ogars are like onions.
Donkey
They stink?
Shrek
Yes, no.
Donkey
O, they make you cry.
Shrek
No.
Donkey
Oh, you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start to spread little white hairs?
Shrek
No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogars have layers. Onions have layers.
You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey
O, you both have layers. You know not everybody likes onions.
Cake! Everybody like cakes. Cakes have layers.
Shrek
I don't care what everyone likes. Ogars are not like cakes.
Donkey
You know what everyone likes? Paffe.
Have you ever met a person and you say: "Hey, let's get some paffe" and
they say I don't like paffe. Paffe is delicious.
Shrek
No! You tensed, irritating, miniature piece of burden.
Ogars are like onions. End of story. Bye bye. See you later.
Donkey
Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
You know I think I've preferred you...
Do you have a tissue or something, 'cause I'm making a mess.
Just the word paffe has made me start sliming.
Donkey
Why, Shrek, did you do that?
Man you got to warn somebody before you just crack one off.
My mouth was opened and everything.
Shrek
Believe me donkey if it was me, you'd be dead.
It's brimstone. We must be getting close.
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Donkey
Yeah, right, brimstone.
Don't be talking about brimstone. I know what I smell and what no brimstone.
And they don't come of stone neither.
Shrek
Sure it's big enough, but look at the location.
Donkey
Oh, Shrek, remember when you said that Ogars have layers?
Shrek
Oh, yeah.
Donkey
Well, I have a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers.
Shrek
Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves.
You know what I mean. Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of highs.
Donkey
No, I'm just a little uncomfortable of being on a rickety bridge over boiling lake of lava!
Shrek
Come on donkey, I'm right here beside you. Ok? For emotional support.
We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step after time.
Donkey
Really?
Shrek
Really really.
Donkey
Ok. That makes me feel so much better.
Shrek
Just keep moving and don't look down.
Donkey
Don't look down, don't look down.
Shrek! I'm looking down! I can't do this. Just let me go back, please.
Shrek
But you're already half way.
Donkey
Yeah, but I know that half is safe.
Shrek
Ok, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.
Donkey
Shrek, no, wait. Don't do that!
Shrek
Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? Oh. This?
Donkey
Yes, that!
Shrek
Yes, yes. Do it. OK.
Donkey
No, Shrek! I'm doing it. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die.
Shrek
That will do Donkey, that will do.
Donkey
Cool. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?
Shrek
Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her.
Donkey
I was talking about the dragon Shrek. Are you afraid?
Shrek
No, but shhhhh.
Donkey
Oh, good. Me neither.
Because there's nothing wrong with being afraid.
Here's a something responsible of the situation.
Not to mention dangerous situation. And there's dragon that breathes fire.
I'm sure he's meaner than a cow or anything, but they're scare. You know what I mean.
I'm sure he's heavier then a cow...
Shrek
Donkey. Two things. Ok? Shut, up.
Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
Donkey
Stairs? I thought we were looking for the princess.
Shrek
The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
Donkey
What makes you think she'll be there?
Shrek
I read it in a book once.
Donkey
Cool. You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs.
Oh, I'll find those stairs. I'll ???. That's right.
Those stairs won't know which way they go.
The draffting stairs... Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I master the stairs.
I wish I had a stair right here right now, I'd step all over it.
Shrek
Well, at least we know where the princess is. But where is the...
Donkey
Dragon!
Shrek
Donkey look out! Got you.
Donkey
Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean, white sparkling teeth.
You probably hear this all the time from your food, but
you must bleach yourself, because that is one dazzling smile you got there.
And do I detect the hint of minty freshness? And you know what else?
You’re a girl dragon. Oh, sure. I mean 'course you're a girl dragon,
'cause you're just ricking the feminine beauty out.
What's the matter with you? Do you have something in your eye?
Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know I'm a asthmatic and
I don't know if we would worked out. You'd be blowing smoke and stuff.
Shrek! No, Shrek! Shrek!
Shrek
Wake up!
Princess Fiona
What?
Shrek
Are you princess Fiona?
Princess Fiona
I am. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.
Shrek
Oh, that's nice. Now let's go.
Princess Fiona
But wait, sir knight. This be our first meeting.
Should it not be wonderful, romantic moment?
Shrek
Yeah. Sorry lady there's no time.
Princess Fiona
Hey, what are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet.
Out through the window and down the rope by to your valued steed.
Shrek
You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?
Princess Fiona
Aha. But we have to sing through this moment.
You can resite a poem to me. A ballad, a sonnet, a libretto. Or something.
Shrek
I don't think so.
Princess Fiona
Well, can I at least know a name of my champion?
Shrek
Shrek.
Princess Fiona
So, Shrek. I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
Shrek
Thanks.
Princess Fiona
You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek
It's not my job to do this. Now, come on!
Princess Fiona
But this isn't right. That's what all the other knights did.
Shrek
Yeah. Right before they burst in the flame.
Princess Fiona
That's not the point. Wait. Where are you going? Exit is over there.
Shrek
Well, I have to save my ass.
Princess Fiona
What kind of knight are you?
Shrek
One of a kind.
Donkey
...rush into physical relationship.
I'm not that emotionally ready for commitment of a, this magnitude.
That was the word I was looking for. Magnitude.
Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing?
Ok, ok, let's just back up a little and take this one step at the time.
I mean, we really should get to know each other first, you know what am I saying.
As friends, maybe even as pen pals, hey don't do that. That's my tail. That's ma personal tail.
And you're going to tear it off....I don't give permission to.. oh, no. No! Hi, princess!
Princess Fiona
It talks?!
Shrek
Yeah. It's getting to shut up, that’s a trick.
Shrek
Ok, you two. Head for the exit. I'll take care of the dragon. Ruuuuun!
Princess Fiona
You did it. You rescued me. Amazing, you're wonderful. You're a ...
...a little unorthodox I admit, but by deed is great and by heart is pure. I'm entirely in your debt.
And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed. I hope you heard that.
Donkey
She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed.
Princess Fiona
The battle is won. You may remove your helmet good sir knight.
Shrek
A, no.
Princess Fiona
Why not?
Shrek
I have helmet hair.
Princess Fiona
Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer.
Shrek
Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust.
Princess Fiona
But, how will you kiss me?
Shrek
What? That wasn't in a job description.
Donkey
Maybe it's a perk?
Princess Fiona
No. It's destiny. You must know how it goes.
A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight.
And then they share true love’s first kiss.
Donkey
With Shrek? You think, wait...you think Shrek is your true love?
Princess Fiona
Well, yes.
Donkey
You think Shrek is your true love.
Princess Fiona
What is so funny?
Shrek
Let's just say, I'm not your type, ok?
Princess Fiona
Of course you are. You're my rescuer. Now remove your helmet.
Shrek
Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.
Princess Fiona
Just take off the helmet.
Shrek
I'm not going to.
Princess Fiona
Take it off!
Shrek
No! Now! Ok, easy. As you command your highness.
Princess Fiona
You're an Ogar.
Shrek
Oh, you were expecting prince Charming.
Princess Fiona
Well, yes actually. No. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an Ogar.
Shrek
Princess, I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad, ok?
He's the one, who wants to marry you.
Princess Fiona
Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me?
Shrek
Good question. You should ask him that, when we get there.
Princess Fiona
But I have to be rescued by my true love. Not by some Ogar and his pet.
Donkey
Well so much for noble steed.
Shrek
Look princess. You're not making my job any easier.
Princess Fiona
Well I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.
You can tell lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly,
I'll be waiting him right here.
Shrek
Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.
Princess Fiona
You wouldn't dare.
Shrek
You coming donkey? Put me down! Yeah, I'm right behind you.
Princess Fiona
Put me down or you will suffer the consequences. This is not dignified. Put me down.
Donkey
Ok, here's another question. Let's say that a woman 'digged' you, but you don't really like her.
That way. Now, how you let her down real easy, so her feelings aren't hurt?
But you don't get burned to a crisp neither. How do you do that?
Princess Fiona
Just tell her, she's not your true love.
Everyone knows what happens, when you find, hey! The sooner we get to Dulock, the better.
Donkey
Oh, yeah. You gonna love it there princess. It's beautiful.
Princess Fiona
And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad. What's he like?
Shrek
Well, let me put it this way, princess.
Men of Farquaads stature are in short supply.
Donkey
Oh no, Shrek. There are those who think little of him.
Princess Fiona
Stop it. Stop it, both of you.
You know, you're just jealous that you can't never measure up to a great ruler like lord Farquaad.
Shrek
Yeah. Well maybe you're right princess.
But I'd like you do that measuring when you see him tomorrow.
Princess Fiona
Tomorrow? It will take that long? Shouldn't we stop to make camp?
Shrek
No. That would take longer. We can keep going.
Princess Fiona
But there's robbers in the woods.
Donkey
Woha, time out Shrek. Camp is definitely something that sounds good.
Shrek
Hey. Come on. I'm scarier then anything we're gonna see in this forest.
Princess Fiona
I need to find somewhere to camp, now!
Shrek
Hey, over here.
Donkey
Shrek, we can do better than that. Now, I don't think this is decent for princess.
Princess Fiona
No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.
Shrek
Homey touches? Like what?
Princess Fiona
A door. Well, gentleman I..., good night.
Donkey
Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story, 'cause I will...
Princess Fiona
I said good night!
Donkey
Oh, come on, I was just kidding.
Shrek
And that one, that's Throwback.
The only Ogar to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah.
Donkey
Hey, can you tell my future form these stars?
Shrek
Well, the stars don't tell future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look.
There's Blodna, the "Flatulent". You can guess what is he famous for.
Donkey
All right. Now I know you're making this up.
Shrek
No. Look. There he is and there's a group of hunters running away from the stag.
Donkey
Man, there ain't nothing, but a bunch of little dots.
Shrek
You know donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Forget it.
Donkey
Hey Shrek. What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back, anyway?
Shrek
Our swamp?
Donkey
You know. When we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff.
Shrek
We? Donkey, there is no we. There's no our. There's just me and my swamp.
And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten foot wall around my land.
Donkey
You cut me deep Shrek, you cut me real deep just now.
You know, what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.
Shrek
No, you think?
Donkey
Are you hiding something?
Shrek
Never mind Donkey.
Donkey
Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?
Shrek
No. This is one of those drop it and leave it alone things.
Donkey
Why don't you want to talk about it?
Shrek
Why do you want to talk about it?
Donkey
Oh, I do not.
Shrek
I'm not talking.
Donkey
Oh yes you are.
Shrek
Donkey, I'm warning you.
Donkey
Who are you trying to keep out? Just tell me that Shrek. Who?
Shrek
Everyone, ok?
Donkey
Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
Shrek
Oh, for 'the love of pit'.
Donkey
Hey, what's your problem Shrek? What do you got against whole world anyway?
Shrek
Look. I'm not the one with the problem. Ok?
It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.
People take one look at me and go: A..... Help! Run! A big stupid ugly Ogar.
They judge me, before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
Donkey
You know what? When we met, I didn't think you're just a big stupid, ugly Ogar.
Shrek
Yeah, I know.
Donkey
So, a... Are there any donkeys up there?
Shrek
Well, there's a Cabby. The small and annoying.
Donkey
Ok, ok. I see him, now. Big shining one, right there. That one, over there?
Shrek
That's the moon.
Lord Faquaad
Again. Show me again.
Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. Perfect.
Donkey
Yeah. You know I like that. Oh come on baby...
Shrek
Donkey. Wake up. What? Wake up.
Princess Fiona
Morning. How do you like your eggs?
Donkey
Good morning princess.
Shrek
What's all this about?
Princess Fiona
You know, we kind of got of to a bad start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you.
I mean after all, you did rescue me.
Shrek
Thanks.
Princess Fiona
Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.
Donkey
Shrek!
Shrek
What? It's a compliment. Better out than in I always say.
Donkey
But that's no way to behave in front of a princess.
Princess Fiona
Thanks.
Donkey
She's as nasty as you are.
Shrek
You know. You're not exactly what I've expected.
Princess Fiona
Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.
Shrek
Princess!
Princess Fiona
What are you doing?
Robin Hood
Be still mon shery for I am your saver. And I am rescuing you from this green...beast.
Shrek
Hey! That's my princess. Go find your own.
Robin Hood
Please, monster. Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
Princess Fiona
Look, pal. I don't know who you think you are.
Shrek
Oh, of course. How rude that was.
Please, let me introduce myself. Oh merry men!
Sing
Ta, da, da, da, da, da, whoo
I steal from the rich and give to the needy
He takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy
I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood
Break it down
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid
So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
He's mad, he's really mad
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to staaar-
Princess Fiona
Man, that was annoying.
Man
Oh, you little...
Princess Fiona
Shall we?
Shrek
All the ??? Whoa, hold on, now. Where did that come from?
Princess Fiona
What?
Shrek
That. Back there. That was amazing. Where did you learn that?
Princess Fiona
Well, when one lives alone one has to learn these things in case there's a...
There is an arrow in your but.
Shrek
What? Oh, would you look at that.
Princess Fiona
Oh, no... This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.
Donkey
What's wrong?
Princess Fiona
Shrek's hurt.
Donkey
Shrek's hurt? Shrek's hurt! Oh, no. Shrek's going to die.
Shrek
Donkey, I'm ok.
Donkey
You can't do this to me Shrek. I'm too young for you to die.
Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head down.
Does anyone know how to handle...
Shrek
Donkey! Calm down.
Princess Fiona
If you want to help Shrek, run into woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.
Donkey
Blue flower, red thorns. Ok, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
Don't die Shrek. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
Shrek and Princess Fiona
Donkey!
Donkey
Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
Shrek
What are the flowers for?
Princess Fiona
To get rid of Donkey. Now, you hold still and I'll yank this thing out.
Shrek
Hey! Easy with the yanking.
Princess Fiona
I'm sorry, but it has to come out.
Shrek
No, no. It's tender. What you're doing here is the opposite...
Princess Fiona
Don't move. Ok, look. Time out. Would you... Ok.
What do you propose we do?
Donkey
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
This would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind.
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Hold on, Shrek. I'm coming!
Shrek
Not good.
Princess Fiona
Ok, ok, I can lose it. It's just about it.
Shrek
Nothing happened. We were just a...
Donkey
Look if you want to be alone, all you had to do is ask, ok?
Shrek
Oh, come on. That's the last thing on my mind.
The princess here was just... Au!
Donkey
Hey, what's that? Is that...
Shrek
There it is, princess. Your future awaits you.
Princess Fiona
That's Dulock?
Donkey
Yeah. I know. You'll shrink things lord Farquaad is compensating for something,
which I think he has a really...
Shrek
I guess we better move on.
Princess Fiona
Sure, but Shrek...I'm worried about Donkey.
Shrek
What?
Princess Fiona
I mean. Look at him. He doesn't look so good.
Donkey
What are you talking about? I'm fine.
Princess Fiona
Well, that's what they always say.
And the next thing you know you're on your back. Dead!
Shrek
You know she's right. You look awful.
Princess Fiona
Do you want to sit down? You know, I'll make you some tee.
Donkey
Right, I won't say nothing, but I've got this twinge in my neck.
And if I turn my neck like this, look. Au, see?
Shrek
He's hungry. I'll find us some dinner.
Princess Fiona
I'll get the firewoods.
Donkey
What, where are you going? Oh man, I can't feel my thumbs.
I think I need a hug.
Princess Fiona
This is good. This is really good. What is this?
Shrek
Wheat rat. Rotisserie style.
Princess Fiona
No kidding.
Shrek
Oh, this is deliciousness. Well, they also great in stews.
Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean wheat rat stew.
Princess Fiona
I guess I'll be dining a little different late tomorrow night.
Shrek
Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime.
I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp taud soup, fish, eye tartar, you name it.
Princess Fiona
I'd like that.
Shrek
A, princess?
Princess Fiona
Yes, Shrek?
Shrek
I'm a.... I was wondering. Are you... a...are you gonna eat that?
Donkey
Man, isn't this romantic. Just look at that sunset.
Princess Fiona
Sunset?! Oh, no. It's late. It's very late.
Shrek
What?
Donkey
Wait a minute. I see what's going on here.
You're afraid of the dark. Aren't you?
Princess Fiona
Yes, yes. That's it. I'm terrified. You know I'll better go inside.
Donkey
But don't feel bad, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark to.
Until... Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.
Princess Fiona
Good night.
Shrek
Good night.
Donkey
Ahh. Now I really see what's going on here.
Shrek
Oh, what are you talking about.
Donkey
Hey I don't wanna even hear. Look, I'm an animal and I got instincts.
And I know that you two are digging on each other. I can feel it.
Shrek
Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to lord Farquaad.
Donkey
Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones.
Just go in there and tell her how you feel.
Shrek
There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that... well you know.
I'm not saying that I do. 'Cause I don't. She's a princess and I'm...an Ogar.
Yeah, an Ogar.
Donkey
Hey, where are you going?
Shrek
To get more firewood.
Donkey
Princess. Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you? Princess?
It's very spooky in here and are we playing little games.
No, no.Help! Shrek! Shrek! No. Shrek!
Princess Fiona
It's ok. It's ok.
Donkey
What did you do with the princess?
Princess Fiona
Donkey, shhh. I'm the princess. It's me, in this body.
Donkey
Oh my god. You ate the princess.
Princess Fiona
Can you hear me? Donkey! Listen, keep breathing.
Donkey
I'll get you out of there! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
Princess Fiona
This is me.
Donkey
Princess? What happened to you? You're a... different.
Princess Fiona
I'm ugly, ok?
Donkey
Yeah. Was it something that you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad idea.
You are what you eat, I say.
Princess Fiona
No. I've been this way as long as I can remember.
Donkey
What do you mean? Look, I've never seen you like this before.
Princess Fiona
It only happens when the sun goes down.
By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm until you find your true love’s first kiss.
Then, take loves true from ...
Donkey
Oh, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.
Princess Fiona
It's the spell. When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me.
Every night I become this. This horrible ugly beast.
I was placed in a tower to await the day when my true love would rescue me.
That's why I have to marry lord Farquaad tomorrow, before the sunset and he sees me.
Don't you see?
Donkey
All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly.
Wait, you are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.
Princess Fiona
But Donkey, I'm a princess. And this is not how a princess is meant to look.
Donkey
Princess. How about if you don't marry Farquaad?
Princess Fiona
I have to. Only my true love’s kiss can break the spell.
Donkey
But you know, you're kind of an Ogar. And Shrek... Well you've got a lot in common.
Princess Fiona
Shrek?
Shrek
Princess, I... How is it going first of all? Good? Good for me to. I'm ok.
I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty.
And, well, I don't really like it, but you may like it, because you're pretty.
But I like you anyway. A....I'm in trouble. Ok, here we go.
Princess Fiona
Who could ever love a piece so hideous and ugly? Princess and ugly don't go together.
That's why I can't stay here with Shrek, but only chance to live happily ever
after is to marry my true love. Don't you see Donkey? That's just how it has to be.
It's the only way to break the spell.
Donkey
Well, at least you have to tell Shrek the truth.
Princess Fiona
No, no. You can't breathe the word. No one must ever know.
Donkey
What's the point of being unable to talk? You got to keep secretes.
Princess Fiona
Promise you won't tell. Promise!
Donkey
All right, all right. I won't tell. But you should.
Before this is over, I'm going to need whole lot of serious therapies.
Look at my eye twinkling.
Princess Fiona
Should I tell him? I tell him not. I tell him. I tell him not. I tell him!
Shrek! Shrek! There's something I want to...Shrek. Are you all right?
Shrek
Perfect. Never been better.
Princess Fiona
I... There's something I have to tell you.
Shrek
You don't have to tell me anything, princess. I heard enough last night.
Princess Fiona
You've heard what I said?
Shrek
Every word.
Princess Fiona
I thought you'd understand?
Shrek
Oh, I understand! Like you said, who could love a hideous, ugly beast!
Princess Fiona
I thought that wouldn't matter to you.
Shrek
Yeah, well, it does. Ah, right on time. Princess. I brought you a little something.
Donkey
What I missed? What I missed?
Lord Faquaad
Princess Fiona.
Shrek
As promised. Now hand it over.
Lord Faquaad
Very well, Ogar. The deed to your swamp. Cleared out as agreed. Take it and go.
Before I change my mind. Forgive me princess for startling you, but you startled me.
For I've never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am lord Farquaad.
Princess Fiona
Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no... forgive me my lord for I was just saying short... farewell.
Lord Faquaad
Oh. That is so sweet. You don't have to raise good manners on the Ogar.
It's not like it has feelings.
Princess Fiona
No. You're right. It doesn't.
Lord Faquaad
Princess Fiona, beautiful fair flawless Fiona,
I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?
Princess Fiona
Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make...
Lord Faquaad
Excellent! I'll start the plans for tomorrow we'll...
Princess Fiona
No! I mean I... Why wait? Let's get married today. Before sunset.
Lord Faquaad
Oh, anxious are we? You're right. The sooner, the better.
There's so much to do. Yes, the cake, the band, the guests... Captain! Round up some guests.
Princess Fiona
Farewell Ogar.
Donkey
Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her to get away.
Shrek
Yeah, so what.
Donkey
Shrek. There's something about her that you don't know.
I talked to her last night. She's...
Shrek
Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You're great pal, aren't you?
Now, if you two are such good friend, why didn't you follow her home?
Donkey
Shrek. I want to go with you.
Shrek
I told you, didn't I?
You're not coming home with me. I live alone. My swamp, me and nobody else!
Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!
Donkey
But. I thought...
Shrek
Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong.
Donkey
Shrek.
Sing
I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Baby, I've been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Shrek
Donkey? What are you doing?
Donkey
I was thinking of all the people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.
Shrek
Well, yeah. But the wall supposed to go around my swamp. Not through it.
Donkey
It is around your half. See? That's your half and this is my half.
Shrek
Oh, your half?
Donkey
Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess.
I did half the work. I get half the booty.
Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.
Shrek
Back off!
Donkey
No. You back off!
Shrek
This is my swamp.
Donkey
Our swamp.
Shrek
Let go, Donkey!
Donkey
You let go!
Shrek
Stubborn, jackass.
Donkey
Smelly Ogar.
Shrek
Fine!
Donkey
Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you, yet.
Shrek
Well, I'm through with you!
Donkey
Well, you know. You were always me, me, me. Well, guess what? Now it's my turn!
So you just shut up and pay attention!
You are mean to me, you insult me, you don't appreciate anything I do!
You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.
Shrek
Oh, yeah? If I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
Donkey
Because that's what friend do. They forgive each other!
Shrek
Oh, yeah. You're right Donkey. I forgive you for stabbing me in the back!
Donkey
You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy. You're afraid of your own feelings.
Shrek
Go away.
Donkey
See? There you are, doing it again. Just like you did it to Fiona.
And all she ever did, is liked you. Maybe even love you.
Shrek
Love me? She said I was ugly! A hideous creature.
I heard that you two were talking.
Donkey
She wasn't talking about you. She was talking about...somebody else.
Shrek
She wasn't talking about me? Well then, who was she talking about?
Donkey
No way, I'm not saying anything. You won't listen to me, right? Right?
Shrek
Donkey.
Donkey
No!
Shrek
Ok, look. I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
I guess I am just a big stupid, ugly Ogar. Can you forgive me?
Donkey
Hey, that's what friends are for, right?
Shrek
Right. Friends?
Donkey
Friends.
Shrek
So? What did Fiona said about me?
Donkey
Why are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her.
Shrek
The wedding! We'll never make it in time!
Donkey
Never fear! For where there is a will, there is a way. And I have a way.
Shrek
Donkey?
Donkey
I guess this is just my act of magnetism.
Shrek
Oh, come here, you.
Donkey
All right. All right. Don't get all started. No one likes kiss an ass.
All right, hop on. Hold on tight. I hadn't have a chance to install seat belts, yet.
The Reverend
People of Dulock. We gather here today to bear witness to reunion of our new king...
Princess Fiona
Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead to "I do"s.
Lord Faquaad
Go on.
Shrek
If I'll need you, I'll whistle. How about that?
Donkey
Shrek, wait, wait. You want to do it right, don't you?
Shrek
What are you talking about?
Donkey
It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for.
The priest is going to say: "Speak now or forever hold your peace".
And that's where you say: "I object".
Shrek
I don't have time for this.
Donkey
Wait, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me!
Look, you love this woman, don't you?
Shrek
Yes.
Donkey
You want to hold her!
Shrek
Yes.
Donkey
Please her!
Shrek
Yes!
Donkey
Then you got to, got to try a little tender love.
The chicks like that romantic crap.
Shrek
All right. Cut it out. When does this guy say the line?
Donkey
We got to check it out.
The Reverend
And as so by the power vested in me…
Shrek
What do you see?
The Reverend
I now pronounce you...
Donkey
There they go!
The Reverend
...he all ready said it. Oh, for 'the love of pit'.
Shrek
I object!
Princess Fiona
Shrek?
Lord Faquaad
Oh, now what does he want?
Shrek
Hi, everyone. Having a good time, aren't you?
I love Dulock, first of all. Very clean.
Princess Fiona
What are you doing here?
Lord Faquaad
Really, it's rude enough being alive, when no one wants you.
But showing up uninvited to a wedding...
Shrek
Fiona! I need to talk to you.
Princess Fiona
Oh, now you want to talk? Well it's a little late for that. So if you'll excuse me.
Shrek
But you can't marry him!
Princess Fiona
And why not?
Shrek
Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be a king.
Lord Faquaad
Outrageous! Fiona don't listen to him.
Shrek
He's not your true love.
Princess Fiona
What do you know about true love?
Shrek
Well, I love...
Lord Faquaad
Oh, this is precious. The Ogar has fallen in love with the princess.
All
Laugh.
Princess Fiona
Shrek. Is this true?
Lord Faquaad
Who cares. It's preposterous. Fiona, my love we gonna kiss away for our happily ever after.
Now kiss me!
Princess Fiona
By night one way, by day another. I wanted to show you before.
Shrek
Well. That explains a lot.
Lord Faquaad
Oh. It's disgusting. Guards, guards. I order you to get them out of my sight.
Now! Get them! Get them, both!
Princess Fiona
No!
Lord Faquaad
Marriage is minding and that makes me king. See? See?
Princess Fiona
Shrek! No.
Lord Faquaad
Don't just stand there, you dogs. Get out of my way.
Princess Fiona
No! Shrek!
Lord Faquaad
And as for you my wife. Fiona!
I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!
I will have order. I will have potential. I will have...
Donkey
All right, nobody move! I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it.
I'm a donkey on the edge! Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?
Look at that Shrek.
Shrek
Fiona?
Princess Fiona
Yes, Shrek?
Shrek
I love you.
Princess Fiona
Really?
Shrek
Really really.
Princess Fiona
I love you too.
Whisper
A time of true love’s first kiss...
Shrek
Fiona? Fiona? Are you all right?
Princess Fiona
Yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.
Shrek
But you are beautiful.
Donkey
I was hoping this would be a happy ending.
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
God bless us, everyone.
The End.
I can't breath. I can't breath
그리고 슈렉 4는 슈렉 마지막 입니다.
개봉은 5~7월달에 대개봉을 한답니다.

첫댓글 나도 찾으려고 했는 데 고마워.
응~!!
나도 찾으려고 했는데...
근데 별로 안 길다... 난 아주 많이 길 줄 알았는데
내가 생각한 것 보단 짧네 ㅋㅋ
아무튼 고마워^^
응 니 것도 봤어ㅎ~!!
오~잘했어!!! ㅋ 길~다!ㅋ
맞지?? 나도 보니까 너무 길더라ㅋㅋ
고맙
Ok.~
땡큐~
응 자료 잘써~!!
해석이 필요해 !!!!! 어쨋든 올려줘서 감사요 ~_~
네^^ 영화보면 해석이 나오지않나??
와우우우!~
와우??
베리 베리 긋~!~! 음... 내리는데 1분 넘게 걸려....
ㅎ 읽으면 많이 걸리지...
읽어도 모르는 것이 한두개는 있다...