날라리 마누라

<div class="table-wrap"><table data-ke-type="table" data-ke-align="alignLeft" style="width: 100%;" border="1"><tbody><tr><td>날나리 마누라<br><br><span data-ke-size="size20">아내가 남편에게 말했다</span><br>"어제 누가 나한테 옷을 벗으라지 뭐예요."<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/a11e5611a5c3a54bf08c3ebd5494c54a13bb5a37" class="txc-image" width="320" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/a11e5611a5c3a54bf08c3ebd5494c54a13bb5a37" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="335"></div><br><span data-ke-size="size20">"뭐야! 어떤놈이!"</span><br>"의사가요"<br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/664ab469ecd04572b713edcff11263600a6dd695" class="txc-image" width="132" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/664ab469ecd04572b713edcff11263600a6dd695" data-origin-width="132" data-origin-height="146"></div><span data-ke-size="size20">그리고 내가 아프다는데도 더 벌리라고 하는 놈도 있었어요.?</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">"아니, 어떤 놈이!"</span><br>"치과 의사요."<br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/f7f2b4d839c9a216ce830e6d295cee990740e453" class="txc-image" width="132" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/f7f2b4d839c9a216ce830e6d295cee990740e453" data-origin-width="132" data-origin-height="146"></div><br><br><br><br><br><span data-ke-size="size20">그리고 오늘 낮엔 한 멎진 총각이 짧게 해드릴까요.?</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">아니면 길게 해드릴까요 묻더라고요.!</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">"이번엔 또 누군데?"</span><br>"미용사가요."<br><br><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/63ef4b6f39ea5cba8e6fe05d9dc372d982a43881" class="txc-image" width="132" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/63ef4b6f39ea5cba8e6fe05d9dc372d982a43881" data-origin-width="132" data-origin-height="146"></div><br><br><br><br><span data-ke-size="size20">나한테 너무 빨리 빼버리면</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">재미없을거라는 중년 신사도 있었어요.?</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">"누가?"</span><br>"은행 직원이요."<br><b></b><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/75922bb32a7438bde8ace02fdd6f6f8fe5f4bb1a" class="txc-image" width="132" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/75922bb32a7438bde8ace02fdd6f6f8fe5f4bb1a" data-origin-width="132" data-origin-height="146"></div><span data-ke-size="size20">또 방금전에는 내 테크닉이 끝내준다는 말을 들었읍니다.!</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">"그만해, 이 싱거운 여편네야..."</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">그러자...</span><br><span data-ke-size="size20">아내가 속으로 말했다.</span><br>"옆집 남자가 그랬는데..." ㅋㅋㅋ<br><br><br><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/dd46fda05f00915dd381dcd22e0ba8a071c0cc45" class="txc-image" width="132" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/Uu6O/dd46fda05f00915dd381dcd22e0ba8a071c0cc45" data-origin-width="132" data-origin-height="146"></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div>