유머 웃고삽시다ㅡ우리나라 '사람들 거짓말 ㅡ자리 양보 받은 노인 ㅡ딱 한 잔밖에 안 마셨어요ㅡ. 단 한 푼도받지 않았어요 ㅡ

<table id=cafe_editor_main_table_color bgColor='#000000' cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=100%><tr><td id=cafe_editor_main_table class=text>우리나라 '사람들 거짓말 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/992929425E8E75FC2C" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="163cb7034f35b3998e1babe31a85f13c0d8b7595.jpg" id="A_992929425E8E75FC2C98F2"/><div class="board_post" id="user_contents"><table width="386" class="protectTable" id="protectTable" style="width: 386px;"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 382px;"> <xscript type="text/javascript"> </xscript>15위. 자리 양보 받은 노인 에구...괜찮은데... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/995520465E8E764329" class="txc-image" width="474" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="474" exif="{}" data-filename="8f2a74840ce2f18ad33ae7aca1ea6a3ffbe21fd0.gif" id="A_995520465E8E764329F890"/>14위. 여자들 어머 너 왜 이렇게 이뻐졌니? <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99EDEE4B5E8E76CB2C" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="84ce9c5186d14c99595660aa6a0f45a85535876b.jpg" id="A_99EDEE4B5E8E76CB2CF4E3"/>13위. 학원광고 전원 취업 보장. 전국 최고의 합격률! <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9934C04E5E8E76E42E" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="3bd86e31d720d75d361ab2405089a4bc0928131f.jpg" id="A_9934C04E5E8E76E42ECDF3"/>12위. 비행사고 승객 여러분, 아주 사소한 문제가 발생했습니다.. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/999EE4445E8E76F72B" class="txc-image" width="274" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="274" exif="{}" data-filename="5c1a24c0e3e25f0856b8e6a0e6bfbb2097f6b024.gif" id="A_999EE4445E8E76F72BD138"/>11위. 연예인 그냥 친구 이상으로 생각해 본 적 없어요 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99E08D4C5E8E77132F" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="91f67d3285cd866b3486777968e86a72f07daf60.jpg" id="A_99E08D4C5E8E77132FF41C"/>10위. 교장 (조회때) 마지막으로 한 마디만 간단히... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99F1AB495E8E77272D" class="txc-image" width="300" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="300" exif="{}" data-filename="6b677a832019e93892a73132b80b5c78ebade020.gif" id="A_99F1AB495E8E77272D9A5A"/>9위. 친구 이건 너한테만 말하는 건데... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99071B455E8E77632B" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="95c17e3a5d5732c02c8834e92b68d4c10cd7ccbf.jpg" id="A_99071B455E8E77632B692E"/>8위. 장사꾼 이거 정말 밑지고 파는 거예요... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9994DE445E8E777D2C" class="txc-image" width="350" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="350" exif="{}" data-filename="7d8df2af990a2780b6199a45a22222bce3482ffb.gif" id="A_9994DE445E8E777D2CDC6E"/>7위. 아파트 신규 분양 지하철 역에서 걸어서 5분 거리. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/995E65465E8E77A02A" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="133fbd541a5e230c8fc78d067f548fe043f6fd87.jpg" id="A_995E65465E8E77A02AC67C"/>6위.수석 합격자그저 학교 수업만 충실히 했을 뿐이예요. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99FC32455E8E77BD2C" class="txc-image" width="281" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="281" exif="{}" data-filename="35b59beef0ad389987002583105fe09332956ca2.gif" id="A_99FC32455E8E77BD2C054F"/>5위. 음주운전자딱 한 잔밖에 안 마셨어요. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/998DA84F5E8E78AF2D" class="txc-image" width="717" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="717" exif="{}" data-filename="39c69b03a90b3192e327f5d23f184baa4c60a0ac.jpg" id="A_998DA84F5E8E78AF2D834E"/>4위. 중국집출발했어요. 금방 도착해요. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/992C4D4E5E8E78C430" class="txc-image" width="250" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="250" exif="{}" data-filename="71db977bf3fe526a23ba0cc63d64abdf52c3540e.gif" id="A_992C4D4E5E8E78C430A9FB"/>3위. 옷가게어머, 너무 잘 어울려. 맞춤옷 같아요. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9956A6465E8E78DD2C" class="txc-image" width="515" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="515" exif="{}" data-filename="53bbc7b172250bbd414620f919aaed92878785ca.jpg" id="A_9956A6465E8E78DD2C2009"/>2위. 정치인 단 한 푼도 받지 않았어요.<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9984AB4A5E8E78FA31" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="b04083ae359d95ad59894b2a86775c77ce8d7169.jpg" id="A_9984AB4A5E8E78FA31F614"/>1위. 국회의원당선되면 국민을 위해 열심히 일하겠습니다.<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/992EE44E5E8E792030" class="txc-image" width="373" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="373" exif="{}" data-filename="537055088f0c21192e991238b8c53a8c6d9a456a.gif" id="A_992EE44E5E8E7920303ADD"/>(그외 거짓말들)<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/996B1E485E8E79432D" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="8756a65230d8dc7b199e97170ce8225bef0a3fbd.jpg" id="A_996B1E485E8E79432D4B65"/>헌법학자 헌법 제1 조 2항 "모든 권력은 국민으로 부터 나온다"<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/996CE2485E8E79602D" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="708298b654c929dab93cd92dad6750bfa1044128.jpg" id="A_996CE2485E8E79602DD925"/>법학교수 "민주주의는 여론 정치다" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99E6C2475E8E79832D" class="txc-image" width="364" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="364" exif="{}" data-filename="534ef40fd83ebe612822b4d60ff590cedbd75ff4.jpg" id="A_99E6C2475E8E79832D50D5"/>선생님 때리는 나도 가슴 아파<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990B0B455E8E79A42D" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="9f5afaaa77893ed898dc4155f3f0a1c0519793f8.jpg" id="A_990B0B455E8E79A42D5946"/>옷가게 어머 너무 잘 어울려 맞춤옷 같아요<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9973E7435E8E79B630" class="txc-image" width="570" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="570" exif="{}" data-filename="606840247a40358012e32736659c818187f67bd2.gif" id="A_9973E7435E8E79B630CB42"/>음주 운전자 딱 한 잔밖에 안 마셨어요.<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99B5874D5E8E7ADE2E" class="txc-image" width="600" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="600" exif="{}" data-filename="585428e417a53fe93f0dd4a26b98a1727637329d.jpg" id="A_99B5874D5E8E7ADE2E3929"/>성인 홈페이지 인증만 하시면 무료 입니다 (절대공감)<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/992FF14E5E8E7AFE31" class="txc-image" width="271" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="271" exif="{}" data-filename="b0e6cb11df992670fdd64d1972302bf5f6f34b76.gif" id="A_992FF14E5E8E7AFE312E94"/>담임선생님 이건 꼭 시험에 나온다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99E79A4C5E8E7B2031" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="c70ce6ebf0a51572f76c1259c06cb543d546adcb.jpg" id="A_99E79A4C5E8E7B2031F369"/>A/S기사 이런 고장은 처음 봅니다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99F62B4B5E8E7B492F" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="e5caad262d21ed78c275a88a7f12839e1547490f.jpg" id="A_99F62B4B5E8E7B492FD0FC"/>모범생 아휴 이번 시험은 망쳤잖아<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9905CE455E8E7B652F" class="txc-image" width="461" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="461" exif="{}" data-filename="6120eea634f5666386930fac37c473fae59a9c1f.jpg" id="A_9905CE455E8E7B652F7000"/>미스 코리아 그럼요, 내적인 美미가 더 중요하죠<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/996BAF435E8E7BEF32" class="txc-image" width="640" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="640" exif="{}" data-filename="3888872d38a77bafa6c9b678df0b7550f4bf0e41.gif" id="A_996BAF435E8E7BEF32DB28"/>신인배우 외모가 아닌 실력으로 인정받고 싶어요 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9949C9505E8E7C0830" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="ca6c9e4c5ba0fcbb32d4a20f14b8644d10a4446e.jpg" id="A_9949C9505E8E7C08305901"/>춤 잘추는 가수 가창력으로 인정 받는 가수가 되고 싶습니다 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9953A8465E8E7C272E" class="txc-image" width="470" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="470" exif="{}" data-filename="7482041b3ae144cb866e0ef2fce7d8a33d40cfe1.jpg" id="A_9953A8465E8E7C272E4E10"/>사장 우리 회사는 여러분의 것 입니다<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/997115435E8E7C4532" class="txc-image" width="510" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="510" exif="{}" data-filename="634b80920ece78de93297adbad3f18f7b20d023f.jpg" id="A_997115435E8E7C45325B65"/>사원 내일 당장 때려 치운다<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/992423425E8E7C6731" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="ee5f172375ae4c78c8349564c51e27ba634ea390.jpg" id="A_992423425E8E7C6731F08C"/>노인 빨리 죽고 싶다<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99EC9C4B5E8E7C8E31" class="txc-image" width="488" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="488" exif="{}" data-filename="e1b4aacd99e35dc7c91be7842a8ed454498e5426.jpg" id="A_99EC9C4B5E8E7C8E31E9C9"/>술 취한 사람 나 하나도 안취했어... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99206A425E8E7CB632" class="txc-image" width="720" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="720" exif="{}" data-filename="ca208295685718681bc329ff99177d9b81de4166.jpg" id="A_99206A425E8E7CB632EC58"/>알콜 중독자 내일 다시 술울 먹으면 내가 성을 간다 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99711B435E8E7D8C33" class="txc-image" width="360" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="360" exif="{}" data-filename="ca3176224239ca455122eab1c8512c4675b1ddc8.gif" id="A_99711B435E8E7D8C33D868"/> 도박 중독자 이번 한판 만 하고... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/992E1F4E5E8E7DA234" class="txc-image" width="360" style="clear: none; 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