유머 웃고삽시다ㅡ신부와 핸드폰ㅡ 신부님께서는 미사 때마다 ㅡ핸드폰 소리 때문에 항상 주의를 주셨습니다.ㅡ 그러던 어느 날 강론을 열심히 하고 있는데 "삐

<table id=cafe_editor_main_table_color bgColor='#000000' cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=100%><tr><td id=cafe_editor_main_table class=text> 신부와 핸드폰 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990659375EA62C1735" class="txc-image" width="420" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="_____.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="420" id="A_990659375EA62C17353F7C"/>신부님께서는 미사 때마다 핸드폰 소리 때문에 항상 주의를 주셨습니다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99DD55355EA62C3E33" class="txc-image" width="649" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="´ëÇзÎ_³ͼ¾½º.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="649" id="A_99DD55355EA62C3E334DD3"/>그러던 어느 날 강론을 열심히 하고 있는데 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/991E53415EA62C7C33" class="txc-image" width="683" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20150201_100644.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="683" id="A_991E53415EA62C7C33683A"/>"삐리리~~~"(콜) 하고 핸드폰 소리가 울려 퍼지는 것이었습니다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9903F3365EA62CA835" class="txc-image" width="520" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20150310_1425992577_47923500_1_99_20150310220603.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="520" id="A_9903F3365EA62CA835B3CE"/>그런데 한참을 울리는데도 아무도 받지 않았지요. 신자들이 웅성거리기 시작했습니다. 신부님도 열이 오르기 시작했습니다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/997ABA3E5EA62CC632" class="txc-image" width="299" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20170627_024609_-1205033062.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="299" id="A_997ABA3E5EA62CC6325FAA"/>하지만, 그 핸드폰은 바로 신부님 주머니속에서 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99D2243B5EA62CE335" class="txc-image" width="400" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="°í¾çÀÌ7(2696)-mtrc99.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="400" id="A_99D2243B5EA62CE3355822"/>울리고 있다는 걸 뒤늦게 깨달으신 것입니다. 그리고 신부님의 그 다음 멘트에 신자들은 모두가 뒤집어졌습니다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/997997345EA62CF701" class="txc-image" width="453" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="²ɹٱ¸´ϿÍ_»ç°ú.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="453" id="A_997997345EA62CF7016914"/>핸드폰 폴더를 열고 신부님 왈, "아~~ 하느님이세요? <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99DF42355EA62D0C34" class="txc-image" width="311" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¹ä±׸©.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="311" id="A_99DF42355EA62D0C342245"/>제가 지금 미사 중이거든요 미사 끝나자 마자 바로 전화 드리겠습니다" ~😛 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990C2F3F5EA62D3933" class="txc-image" width="589" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¼ö9_1_1.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="589" id="A_990C2F3F5EA62D3933A011"/>하느님께 여쭙다 한 남자가 하느님에게 물었다. "처녀들은 귀엽고 매력적인데 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990519345EA62D8C36" class="txc-image" width="703" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="½º¸¶ÀÏ.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="703" id="A_990519345EA62D8C36463A"/>왜 마누라들은 늘 악마같이 화만 내고, 잔소리가 그리도 많나요?"<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99E1E73C5EA62DAF38" class="txc-image" width="440" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¾ö¸¶¿;ƺüÂ÷ÀÌ_0.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="440" id="A_99E1E73C5EA62DAF38F7DE"/>하느님이 하시는 말.. "처녀들은 내가 만들었지만 마누라는 니가 만들었잖아!" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/9928D03A5EA62DD201" class="txc-image" width="499" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿©±º½ÃÀý_ÅÊũ¿îÀüµµ_ÇϽÅ_±迩»ç_1.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="499" id="A_9928D03A5EA62DD201417E"/>맹한 남편 맹한 아내 아담은 하와를 만들어 준 하느님께 감사하며 물었다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/997A8E405EA62DE904" class="txc-image" width="301" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿¬¿¹ÀÎ_Áõ¸í»çÁø_¿ô±ä»çÁø_09.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="301" id="A_997A8E405EA62DE9044160"/>“하느님, 가만히 보면 아내가 좀 맹한 데가 있어요. 그런데 그건 왜죠?” <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99ABD0415EA62DFF01" class="txc-image" width="338" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿¬¿¹ÀÎ_Áõ¸í»çÁø_¿ô±ä»çÁø_23.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="338" id="A_99ABD0415EA62DFF011B9D"/>“그래야 아내가 맹한 너를 사랑할 거 아니냐?” <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99BF7B3D5EA62E1035" class="txc-image" width="280" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿°ȭ.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="280" id="A_99BF7B3D5EA62E10353EF5"/>교황님의 운전 교황님이 운전기사가 모는 차를 타고 고속도로를 달리고 있었다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99182C3F5EA62E2A33" class="txc-image" width="596" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="¿ô°í»ð½ôÙ1.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="596" id="A_99182C3F5EA62E2A33CA66"/>날씨도 좋고 뻥~~뚫린 도로를 질주하다보니 왠지 교황님도 운전이 하고 싶어졌다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990C8A345EA62E4936" class="txc-image" width="400" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="ÁÖÂ÷-kims3762.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="400" id="A_990C8A345EA62E49365EE2"/>결국 교황님은 극구 만류하는 운전기사를 밀어내고 스스로 운전을 하기 시작했는데 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99FAE8385EA62E6301" class="txc-image" width="470" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="3d7dc9a53575c6a0062c5b16fdf73d309e00cac7_m_damdorang.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="470" id="A_99FAE8385EA62E6301F192"/>화창한 날씨에 쭉 뻗은 고속도로를 달리니 모처럼 젊은 시절로 돌아가신 교황님은 점점 속도를 냈다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/998B9C365EA62E7F02" class="txc-image" width="550" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="3-liush.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="550" id="A_998B9C365EA62E7F02CA7B"/>거기까지는 좋았는데 삐용삐용 경찰차가 쫓아와서 교황님은 차를 세울 수밖에 없었다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99D7D3385EA62EA103" class="txc-image" width="500" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20120120C3B5C7CFC0E5BBE7_C8BFC0DABEC6B1E2_132704491648.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="500" id="A_99D7D3385EA62EA1038382"/>"과속하셨습니다. 창문 좀 내려 보시죠" 교황님이라고 어쩔 수 있나 창문을 내렸다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/997EA33E5EA62EE634" class="txc-image" width="726" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="19.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="726" id="A_997EA33E5EA62EE6349E76"/>그런데 교황님을 본 경찰이 '흠칫'하더니 급하게 본부로 전화를 했다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/991641415EA62EFF37" class="txc-image" width="400" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20130309-3.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="400" id="A_991641415EA62EFF37BC74"/>"과속차량을 단속했는데 딱지를 끊기가 좀 어려울 것 같습니다" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99B5493D5EA62F4637" class="txc-image" width="320" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="140991435766054.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="320" id="A_99B5493D5EA62F46379130"/>"왜? 높은 사람이라도 탔어?" "네 꽤 높습니다" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99FD68375EA62F723A" class="txc-image" width="571" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="dgdBizarre_39_1-chakra99.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="571" id="A_99FD68375EA62F723A57FD"/>"시의원?", "아닙니다, 훨씬 높은 분입니다" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990382365EA62FE639" class="txc-image" width="684" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="u-121NFI_¿µâ4.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="684" id="A_990382365EA62FE639D270"/>"국회의원?" "아닙니다, 더 높은 분이십니다" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/990F503F5EA6300835" class="txc-image" width="373" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="BandPhoto_2019_10_06_22_50_55.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="373" id="A_990F503F5EA630083562C1"/>"아니 그럼 대통령이라도 탔단 말야? 누군데 그래?" <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99C45C405EA6302B05" class="txc-image" width="350" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="2011-10-26_11;28;00.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="350" id="A_99C45C405EA6302B0541F6"/>그러자 경찰 왈.. 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