老練味(美)

A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio  whether she can join them.  Naturally, the guys all agreed. 아버지 아들 손자 3代 매주 골프나간다.  1번홀 티에 이르니, 금발미녀가 백을 메고 다가와서 같이 칠 일행이 급한일로 빠져서 혼자이니 끼워달라는 기라...당연히 모두 동의하고.... Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore.  If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear or tell off- color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a  round together, go ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, consider myself  pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots. With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first. 금발미녀는 미소로 감사하며, "보세여 여러분, 저는 토플레스 술집의 댄서이니 거리낌 없이 담배도 피시고 맥주나 노름이나 쌍소리나 Y談이나 당신들이 보통때 하던대로 맘놓고 하세여...  저는 그저 골프만 칠텐데 내 자신 꽤 좀 친다고 생각하니 이래라 저래라 코치하지 마세여.." 모두 그러기로 하고 여자부터 치라 한다. All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the  ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green. The father's  mouth was agape. 여자가 티에 볼 올려 놓는데 모두의 눈길이 그녀의 엉덩이에 쏠리고... 여자가 드라이버를 꺼내들고 볼을 치니 한가운데로 270야드나 날라가 바로 그린 앞에 떨어지니 아버지의 입은 딱 벌어져 닫힐줄 모르고... "That was beautiful,"he said.  The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it and I have faded it a little." After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out a nine iron and  lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.) "그거 멋지다." 하니,  금발은 드라이버를 집어 넣으며 "아주 좋은것은 아니네 약간 오른쪽으로 페이드 되었구먼.  남자들이 드라이머와 세컨샷을 치고나서 금발이 9번 아이언으로 높이 띠워 홀에서 5피트 가까이 부친다. (여자가 핀에서 제일 가깝다.)  The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly. The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak. I've left a tricky  little putt." Before tapping in the five-footer for a birdie. 아들이 曰 "와우...완벽하네여.." 여자가 찡그리며 曰, "좀 짧았어요.. 빠따 까다롭네..."하면서 쉽게 5피트 퍼트를 성공시킨다. Having the drove first on the second hole and knocked the hell out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued  to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or  less on every hole. 2번홀에서 먼저 치는데 엄청 때리니 코스 한가운데 300 야드나 나가는기라. 나머지 라운드에서도 그 조각상 같은 금발은 모두를 감탄하게 하면서 파 아니면 버디인거라... When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and has a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for  a par. She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what  club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell  me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour  some 25-year old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix him dinner and then show  him a good time the rest of the night. 18번 홀에 왔을때, 금발은 3언더인데 굴곡있는 12피트 파 펏팅을 남겨놓은기라.. 여자가 모두에게 돌아서서 曰, "신사연 하면서 몃번클럽 잡아라 어떻게 쳐라 잔소리 않해주시니 고마웠어요...그런데 여기서 파를 반드시 잡아서 69로 끝내야 되는데 이번만은 좀 도와주세여."  어떻게 쳐야 파를 지킬지? 제대로 가르켜 주는분은 제 아파트로 모셔 25년산 로얄살루트 와 저녁대접 그리고 밤새워 좋은 시간 맹기러 드릴께여..." "The yuppie son jumped at the thought. He strolled across the green, carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It  will getover that little hump and break right into the cup. 여피 (Young Urban Professional) 아들녀석이 먼저 끼어들어 퍼팅라인을 살피더니, "홀 오른쪽 6인치되는지점을 향하여 세게 치세여..둔덕을 넘어가 오른쪽으로 휘어져 바로 컵으로 들어갑니다." "The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb.  "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup. 아버지가 무릅을 꿇코 그의 퍼터를 추처럼 사용하여 살피더니, "이 애 말 듣지 말아요.  오른쪽 10인치 쪽으로 부드럽게 밀어봐요.  공이 둔덕을 넘어 왼쪽으로 굽어 컵으로 들어갑니다."  "The old gray haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to the her and said, "That's a  gimme, sweetheart. Your car or mine?" 백발의 늙은 할아버지가 걸어가 여자의 공을 집어 들더니 그녀에게 넘겨 주며, "기브야 기브...어때 내차 탈까 니차로 갈까?" AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERYTIME 젊음과 기술만 가지고 늙은이의 노련한 術數에 어케 당하겠서?.