서면에 가면 | [최규상의 유머편지 - 481호] 웃음 다이어트! -- 부산서면

<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">< 출처 : 최규상의 유머발전소 <A href="http://www.humorletter.co.kr/">http://www.humorletter.co.kr/</A> ></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P> <P> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" border=1 cellSpacing=0 borderColor=#c8c8c8 cellPadding=0 width=630> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" height=97> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffd200 height=23> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#000000 height=6 bodercolor="#000000"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD height=6> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px" class=top_1 height=26 width="80%"><A href="http://www.humorletter.co.kr/" target=_blank><U><FONT color=#810081>최규상의 유머편지(http://www.humorletter.co.kr)</FONT></U></A></TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 10px" width="20%" align=right><FONT color=#000000>2010년4월19일 481호 매주 월, 목 발송</FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ff6c00 vAlign=center> <TABLE class=top_1 border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=630> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 15px; PADDING-RIGHT: 15px" class=top_2 align=left><A href="http://cafe.daum.net/nowhumor" target=_blank> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nowsmile.co.kr%2Fupload%2Fgallery3%2F%EC%B5%9C%EA%B7%9C%EC%83%8176.jpg"></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 height=16> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#860200>웃어야 되겠네..</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" height=17> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=30> </TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px; PADDING-RIGHT: 25px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px"> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=left> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=center width=232><A href="http://www.yes24.com/24/goods/3648539?scode=029&srank=4" target=_blank> <IMG border=0 alt=하하하 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.humorletter.co.kr%2Fboard%2Feditor%2Fuploaded%2F1271551734.gm"></A> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P align=center><FONT color=#000000>가수 비의 매니저를 </FONT>뭐라 할까요?</P> <P align=center>"비만 관리자"라고 합니다.하하하</P> <P align=center> </P> <P align=center>몇년 전</P> <P align=center>미국의 케이티 남레보 할머니가</P> <P align=center>6개월만에 15kg을 감량해서 화제가 되었죠?</P> <P align=center> </P> <P align=center>웃어서 살을 뺐다니</P> <P align=center>미국에서도 우리나라에서도</P> <P align=center>꽤 화두였습니다. </P> <P align=center> </P> <P align=center>웃음은 다이어트에 좋습니다. </P> <P align=center>특히 마음에 덕지덕지 붙은</P> <P align=center>욕심과 미움, 증오심의 때를 떼는데는</P> <P align=center>최고입니다. </P> <P align=center> </P> <P align=center>그래요. 웃으면서 시작해요 하하하</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 height=16> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#860200>오늘의 유머</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" height=17> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px"> <P><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff> [</FONT><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#0000ff><A href="http://cafe.daum.net/nowhumor" target=_blank><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#9b18c1><U>유머발전소 카페에 </U></FONT></SPAN></A> 올라온 유머퀴즈입니다. 올려주시신 분들 모두 모두 감사!</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff>]</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>1. 잠자고 있는 소는?..............................................주무소! (심도리님)</STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>2. 인천 앞바다의 반대말은?.................................인천 엄마다 (은빛노을님)</STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>3. 세탁소 주인이 가장 좋아하는 차는<WBR>.....................구기자차 (심도리님)</STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>4. 세상에서 가장 나쁜사람은?................................... 나 뿐인 사람( 러브제이1님)</STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>두번째 퀴즈 이해하셨나요?............소리나는 대로 하면... <FONT color=#0000ff>"인천 아빠다!"  </FONT>ㅋㅋㅋ</STRONG></P></TD> <TD width=19> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 height=16> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#860200>유머발전소 공지사항</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" height=17> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px"><FONT face=굴림><FONT face=굴림><FONT color=#0000ff> <P> </P> <P> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; FONT-SIZE: 10pt" border=1 borderColor=#cccccc width="100%" bgColor=#f7f7f7> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-TOP: 5px"> <P align=center></P> <P> <P><A href="http://www.yes24.com/24/goods/3648539?scode=029&srank=20" target=_blank><STRONG></STRONG></A></P> <P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff face=굴림><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff> <P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff face=굴림><STRONG>** 최규상의 유머분야의 베스트셀러 </STRONG></FONT></P> <P> </P> <P><FONT face=굴림><STRONG> </STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff><STRONG> </STRONG> 첫번째 책, 세상을 가지고 노는 힘, 유머力</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=굴림><FONT color=#0000ff>   두번째 책, 끌리는 사람의 유머스타일,</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=굴림><FONT color=#0000ff>   세번째 CD, 유머의 기술(오디오 CD)</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=굴림><FONT color=#0000ff>   네번째 책, 365일 유머넘치는 긍정力사전</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=굴림><FONT color=#0000ff><BR> </P></FONT></FONT> <P><FONT face=굴림><FONT color=#0000ff>   <A href="http://www.yes24.com/searchCenter/searchResult.aspx?keywordAd=&keyword=&qdomain=%B1%B9%B3%BB%B5%B5%BC%AD&query=%C3%D6%B1%D4%BB%F3" target=_blank><FONT color=#9b18c1><U>YES24에서 구매하기</U></FONT></A></FONT>   </FONT></P></FONT><A href="http://www.yes24.com/searchCenter/searchResult.aspx?Page=&qstitle=&defOperator=%7C&dquery=&qsort=&reQuery=&qcategory=&inres=0&statgb=&fetchsize=20&filterdate=&dispno=&dtType=&txt_pd=1&txt_at=1&txt_pu=1&txt_isbn=1&txt_sj=0&txt_mc=1&txt_morpheme=0&qdomain=%C0%FC%C3%BC&query=%C3%D6%B1%D4%BB%F3" target=_blank></A></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-TOP: 5px"> <P align=center>긍정과 행복, 열정등을</P> <P align=center>유머와 위트로 배우고 싶다면!</P> <P align=center><A href="http://www.yes24.com/searchCenter/searchResult.aspx?Page=&qstitle=&defOperator=%7C&dquery=&qsort=&reQuery=&qcategory=&inres=0&statgb=&fetchsize=20&filterdate=&dispno=&dtType=&txt_pd=1&txt_at=1&txt_pu=1&txt_isbn=1&txt_sj=0&txt_mc=1&txt_morpheme=0&qdomain=%C0%FC%C3%BC&query=%C3%D6%B1%D4%BB%F3" target=_blank> <IMG style="WIDTH: 116px; HEIGHT: 158px" border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.yes24.com%2Fmomo%2FTopCate80%2FMidCate03%2F7920843.jpg" width=132 height=140></A></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FONT></FONT></FONT></P></TD> <TD width=19> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 height=16> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#860200>최규상의.................유머리더십</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" height=17> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px"><STRONG> </STRONG><A name="[문서의 처음]"></A> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">[유머편지 독자이신 박손희님이 보내준 유머입니다. 감사합니다.]</SPAN> </STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">얼마 전에 제가 아들에게 유머를 건넸습니다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">장희빈이 연산군의 사약을 받았을 때 억울해서 말했다.  </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">"전하 기어이 저를 죽이시려하옵니까? 전하!!!</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> 아니되옵니다 저는 죽을 수 없습니다"</SPAN> </STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">장희빈이 사약먹기를 거부하자 연산군 왈 "사발밑을 보거라"</SPAN> </STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>혹시나 살려주나 싶어서 바닥을 본 장희빈,</STRONG></SPAN></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>갑자기 사발을 들어 한숨에 들이키는 것이 아닌가! <BR></STRONG></P><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">사발밑에는 이렇게 써 있었단다.</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">"<FONT color=#0000ff>원샷!"</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff> </FONT></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">이 유머를 우리 아들에게  해주면서 </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">사발밑에 뭐라고 써 있었을까하고 물었더니 </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">우리 아들 왈</SPAN> </STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">"<FONT color=#0000ff>메이드 인 차이나요"</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">4차원같은 답이지만 웃기죠?</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">===============================================  </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">유머편지를 쓰면서 가장 큰 보람은</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">실제로 가정과 직장에서 유머를 사용하는 사람들이 많이 늘었다는 것입니다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">유머는 유치하지만 행복과 건강의 극치를 담고 있습니다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">이 유치함속에 사랑이 있습니다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">사람을 즐겁게 기쁘게 행복하게 해주려는 마음이 사랑이라면</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">유머는 가장 값싸고, 즐겁고, 유쾌하게 사랑을 표현하는 도구가 됩니다. </SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">앞으로 유머를 유머라 생각하지 마시고, 사랑이라고 생각해보세요.</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">유머는 사랑하고 사랑받는 세상에서 가장 아름다운 친구. 하하하</SPAN></STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG></STRONG> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>최규상의 유머편지는 독자</STRONG></SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>님의 평생사랑이 되겠습니다. 한국유머전략연구소 최규상 소장 드림</STRONG></P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 120%; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; FONT-FAMILY: '맑은 고딕'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><STRONG>[강의문의: </STRONG><A href="mailto:humorcenter@naver.com/"><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=2><U>humorcenter@naver.com/</U></FONT></STRONG></A><STRONG> 010-8841-0879 ]</STRONG></P></SPAN></STRONG></TD> <TD width=19> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=text border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR align=middle> <TD bgColor=#c9c9c9 height=1 colSpan=2> <IMG border=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 height=1></TD></TR> <TR align=middle> <TD style="LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px; PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" bgColor=#f2f2f2 height=65 colSpan=2><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT color=#0000ff> <P align=center><FONT color=#000000> 유머편지를 옮길 때는 (</FONT><FONT color=#9b18c1>최규상의 유머편지: </FONT><A href="http://www.humorletter.co.kr/"><FONT color=#9b18c1><U>www.humorletter.co.kr</U></FONT></A><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#9b18c1>)</FONT>라는 출처를 </FONT>반드시</P> <P align=center><FONT color=#000000> 밝혀주셔야 합니다. 출처가 없으면 엄마없는 아이처럼 너무 불쌍해보여 마음이 아픕니다. </FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>꼭 출처를!</FONT></P></FONT></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P>