최규삼의 유머편지 ( 2 )

<STYLE> .text { font-family: "돋움", "돋움체"; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; } .top_1 a {font-family: "돋움","굴림","Arial"; text-decoration: none;color:#000000;} .top_1 a:link {font-family: "돋움","굴림","Arial"; text-decoration: none;color:#000000;} .top_1 a:hover{font-family: "돋움","굴림","Arial"; text-decoration: none;color:#000000;} .top_2 a {font-family: "돋움","굴림","Arial"; text-decoration: none;color:;} .top_2 a:link {font-family: "돋움","굴림","Arial"; text-decoration: none;color:;} .top_2 a:hover{font-family: "돋움","굴림","Arial"; text-decoration: none;color:;} P {margin-top:2px;margin-bottom:2px;} </STYLE> <TABLE width="100%" leftmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" topmargin="0"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <DIV align=center> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" borderColor=#c8c8c8 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=630 border=1> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE height=97 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffd200 height=23> <TABLE height=6 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#000000 border=0 bodercolor="#000000"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD height=6> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class=top_1 style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px" width="80%" height=26><FONT color=#000000><A href="http://www.ozmailer.com/mail/analysis/URL_tracking.php?mail_no=657111&email=83chorus@hanmail.net&url=http://cafe.daum.net/nowhumor" target=_blank>당신의 고품격 행복 파트너, 최규상의 유머발전소</A></FONT></TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 10px" align=right width="20%"><FONT color=#000000>2007년 10월 8일 *^^* 매주 월,수,금 발송</FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=center bgColor=#ff6c00> <TABLE class=top_1 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=630 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD class=top_2 style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px" align=left><A href="http://www.ozmailer.com/mail/analysis/URL_tracking.php?mail_no=657111&email=83chorus@hanmail.net&url=http://cafe.daum.net/nowhumor" target=_blank> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2FuserFile%2F13088%2F1163001116.gif" border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE height=16 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#860200>허걱....하지만</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE height=17 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=30> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 25px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=left border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=center width=232><A href="http://www.ozmailer.com/mail/analysis/URL_tracking.php?mail_no=657111&email=83chorus@hanmail.net&url=http://cafe.daum.net/nowhumor" target=_blank> <IMG alt=공부하자 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nowsmile.co.kr%2Fupload%2Fgallery3%2Fbaby_haha.jpg" border=0></A> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P>살다보면</P> <P>감당하기 힘든 어려움도 있지요.</P> <P>하지만  이렇게 생각하면 마음이 편해져요</P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>다 감당할만하니깐...</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>다 해낼만 하니깐..</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>다 부딪힐만 하니깐..오는 거라고요</FONT></P> <P> </P> <P>분명 어려움이 있다는건 해결할 수 있는<BR>능력이 있다는 의미입니다.</P> <P>이겨낼 수 없는 어려움은 세상에 없습니다.<BR>구본철 선교사님! 믿으시죠? </P> <P>기분좋은 월요일!  화이팅입니다. </P> <P>=============================================================================</P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>[한경닷컴 최규상의 유머칼럼 읽기]</FONT></P> <P>- <A href="http://www.ozmailer.com/mail/analysis/URL_tracking.php?mail_no=657111&email=83chorus@hanmail.net&url=http://www.hankyung.com/board/view.php?id=_column_252_1&ch=comm1&no=6&page=1&sn=&ss=&sc=&old_no=6&old_id=_column_252_1&skin=&keyword=&category=&sel_order=&desc=desc&cmt_page=1&cmt_order=&cmt_desc=asc" target=_blank><STRONG>유머의 고수가 행복의 고수!</STRONG></A> (2007/10/5)<BR><STRONG>- </STRONG><A href="http://www.ozmailer.com/mail/analysis/URL_tracking.php?mail_no=657111&email=83chorus@hanmail.net&url=http://www.hankyung.com/board/view.php?id=_column_252_1&ch=comm1&no=5&page=1&sn=&ss=&sc=&old_no=&old_id=&skin=&keyword=&category=&sel_order=&desc=desc&cmt_page=1&cmt_order=&cmt_desc=asc&c_class=252" target=_blank><STRONG>즐거운 영향력을 발휘하는 유머리더가 되자</STRONG></A>(2007/7/24)</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE height=16 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#333333>오늘의 유머</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE height=17 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"> <P><FONT face=굴림 color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 21px; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#000000>어제<BR>지하철에서 아가씨들이 나를 보면서 웃는다.<BR>기분이 좋다.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#000000>하지만... 화장실에 갔다온 후 <BR>난 아가씨들이 왜 웃는지 알게 되었다.</FONT></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#000000>그렇다. <BR>아가씨들이 나를 보고 이유없이 웃을 때는<BR></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff>지퍼가 열려있지 않나 살펴보아야 한다.... 착각은 금물! *^^*</FONT></P></SPAN></FONT></TD> <TD width=19> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE height=16 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#860200>최규상의 행복운동 27탄</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE height=17 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"> <P>미국 어느 교도소의 재소자 90%가 성장하는 동안 </P> <P>부모로부터 <FONT color=#ff0000>"너 같은 녀석은 결국 교도소에 갈거야</FONT>"라는 <BR>말을 듣고 자랐다고 합니다.</P> <P> </P> <P>말 한마디가 얼마나 살벌한지 느끼게 해주는 이야기입니다.</P> <P> </P> <P>신경의학계에 의하면</P> <P>뇌속에 있는 언어중추신경이 모든 신경계를 지배한다고 합니다.</P> <P>그래서 이러한 말의 원리를 적용한 것이</P> <P>언어치료법(word therapy)인데.. 쉽게 누구나 할 수 있습니다.</P> <P> </P> <P>혈압환자에게 정기적으로</P> <P>"<FONT color=#0000ff>나의 혈압은 120-80으로 정상이다.."</FONT>라는 말을 반복하면</P> <P>정말로 회복되는 놀라운 일이 벌어지기도 한다고 합니다. </P> <P> </P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>"나는 할 수 있어"라는 자신감</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>"이까짓거 별거아냐.."라며 어려움을 이겨내는 배짱.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>"당신.. 정말 최고야"라는 칭찬.</FONT></P> <P> </P> <P>말이 내 안에 있을 때는 내가 말을 지배하지만..</P> <P>입밖으로 나오면 말이 나의 생각과 세상을 지배합니다.</P> <P> </P> <P>월요일. 그렇습니다. 격려와 화이팅의 말한마디로 필요한 시간입니다.<BR></P> <P>......................................................... 대한민국 웃음&유머코치 최규상</P> <P><X-META content="text/html; charset=euc-kr" http-equiv="Content-Type">  <STYLE> .text { font-family: "돋움", "돋움체"; 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FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#000099>무겁습니까?</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE height=17 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=30> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 25px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=left border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=center width=232> <IMG alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nowsmile.co.kr%2Fupload%2Fgallery3%2Fhim.jpg" border=0> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#000000>아프리카의 한 부족의 마을앞에는</FONT></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#000000>넓은 강이 있다고 합니다.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#000000>사람들은 세찬 물결을 이겨내고 강을 안전하게 </FONT></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#000000>건너기 위해 큰 조약돌을 등에 짊어집니다.<BR>짊어진 돌이 무거울수록 </FONT></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#000000>생존확률이 높아진다고 합니다. <BR></FONT><FONT color=#000000>우리가 짊어진 삶의 무게...</FONT></P> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: #000000; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: '굴림'; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><FONT color=#0000ff>그것은 고통스러운 <FONT color=#ff3399>짐</FONT>이 아니라..<BR>우리를 살아가게 하는 <FONT color=#ff3399>힘</FONT>입니다.</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE height=16 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#000099>오늘의 유머</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE height=17 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"> <P><FONT color=#000000>임신한 한 엄마가 무언가를 먹자...</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000000>5살난 아들이 물었다.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000000>"엄마 뭐 먹어?"</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000000>"응.. 뱃속에 있는 네 동생을 위해 철분제를 먹는단다..."</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000000></FONT> </P> <P><FONT color=#000000>그러자 아들이 다시 물었다.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>"우와..우리 엄마 만세!.. . 로보트 동생 낳아주는 거야?"</FONT></P></TD> <TD width=19> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=33> <TABLE height=16 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=32 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=3> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움" width="25%"><STRONG><FONT color=#000099>최규상의.................. 유머순발力 업그레이드</FONT></STRONG></TD> <TD width="70%"> <TABLE height=17 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=4> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#a5cf4c height=8> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff height=5> <IMG height=1 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozmailer.com%2Fmail%2Fmailmng%2Fmailbox%2Ftemplate3%2Fevent%2Fimages%2FB_dot.gif" width=1 border=0></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR> <TABLE class=text cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; FONT-SIZE: 12px; LINE-HEIGHT: 18px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"> <P>미국의 레이건 대통령이 사용해서 대박을 냈던 유머가 있습니다.</P> <P> </P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>'제가 대통령이 되기까지 큰 도움이 되었던 9가지 능력이 있습니다.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>  첫번째는 어떤 것을 한번 기억하면 절대 잊어버리지 않는 탁월한 기억력입니다.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>  그리고 두번째는..... 음... ..... 음..."</FONT></P> <P> </P> <P>미국식 고급유머라고 할 수 있겠는데요..</P> <P> </P> <P>이 유머를 응용해서 얼마전에 강의때 활용했는데...많이들 웃더라구요.<BR></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>"많은 분들이 묻습니다. 어떻게 그렇게 사람을 잘 웃기느냐고요?</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>  웃기는 비결에는 3가지가 있습니다. 첫번째, 무엇이든지 기억하는 탁월한 기억력..</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>  그리고 두번째는... 음... 음... 기억이 안나네...하하하"</FONT></P> <P> </P> <P>이거 한번 기억해놓고 있으면 </P> <P>어디서든지... 쉽게 활용할 수 있을겁니다.</P> <P> </P> <P>물론... 써먹을 때까지 기억해야겠요?    *^^*<BR></P> <P>구본철 선교사님! 오늘도 기분좋은 하루 되세요! <BR>기분좋음이 계속되는 상태..그거이 행복이라는거 아닙니까? 하하하<BR><BR>             .......................... 기분좋은 대한민국 웃음&유머코치 최규상 드림</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P></TD> <TD width=19> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>