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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Another WWE superstar always happy to meet the fans and pose for photos. by Amawaze Looks like William Regal is once again bleeding from his nose. Can somebody please get this man a tissue! by BrettBoy26 Give you my wallet? Does it LOOK like I'm going to give you my wallet, you miserable toerag! by Steve

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Maria: "Look at the size of her mentum- that's the chin for you stupid people!" by CJMacD Maria: "Trust me, I have no idea what I'm doing..." by Chessy Here we see the future of the WWE women's division. by Eskimo

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Carlito asks Candice Michelle for a few technical wrestling tips. by Apple Carlito gets a REAL face push! by Gideon30 An apple a day keeps the divas away. by Erik

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Enjoy my pumped up, buff exterior while you can- with the new WWE drug testing policy, I'll look like Spike Dudley by WrestleMania! by Dondanger2001 Masters: I bet I can pull the fire alarm with my trapezius...Uhh!! Oh crap..." by Eric After Nick Dinsmore got suspended, WWE offer the 'Eugene' character to Chris Masters. by Assassin

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: I guess that's what happens when you put Bret Hart in charge of pyro. by Caramel HBK's reaction after seeing what his hair looked like in the early 90s. by Caroline Shawn Michaels tries out the new Listerine. by Mattman

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Batista=Animal=Left Pose Hulk Hogan=Legend=Right Pose John Cena=???=Wrong Pose by Crisis John Cena plays cheerleader in the muscle-bound rock, papers, scissors tournament. by T&P Raw's answer to The Nitro Girls. by Raphie

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Big Show: "Oh, so that's what my ring attire looks like from the back!" by Bernhard All those who don't like to be manhandled by those with no talent, raise your hand now. by Saikyo Mog The latest plan to keep Big Show amused and keep the WWE catering budget down. by James

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Angle auditions for the new movie, 'Speed 3: Olympic Apes' by Josh Angle: "Yo homie, I'm doing a battle rap with Cena tonight on Raw, what rhymes with Anklelock?" by Assassin Angle: "What do you mean the Celine Dion concert was sold out?!" by Richard

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Not the reaction Coach was hoping for when he showed Trish his match from Taboo Tuesday. by Walker Trish: "Could you ever imagine Coach being lead announcer on Raw?!" Coach: "Did someone say my name?" by Ryan Trish: "Oopsie! Looks like there is a slight wardrobe malfunction with JR's pants, please everyone don't look!" Coach (whispers): "Arrrrrrhhh he is sooooo hot (Says to Trish) Honestly, I did NOT just say that..." by Hannah

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Jake the Snake remains calm as Randy Orton, the WWE's drug-sniffing dog, gives him a once-over. by Stefanie Jake Roberts' reaction when Randy Orton mistakes him for a urinal. by Angelo Orton: "How do you get that hair in such good condition! It's so silky smooth. Let me get a smell of that, what shampoo have you been using?!" by Anthoni

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Fozzy's song writing team. by Albert Jericho: "How am I doing?" Girl: "Yes that's great Mr Jericho... (thinking) Something tells me this guy isn't cut out to be a teacher..." by Warren69 Girl (thinking): 'With lyrics like THAT, why did he want to concentrate on his music?! Career suicide!' by Brian C

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Todd: "Hey Mr. Hogan it's an honour to meet you." Hogan: "That's nice, I'm supposed to be meeting up with Todd Grisham, do you know where he is?" by Steven Todd: "Thank you sir for being in this photo with me!" Hogan (looking at Vince): "How much am I getting paid for this?" by Shane Todd: "Hey I just had a great idea! Why don't we team together and challenge for the tag team titles? We'll be unstoppable!" Hogan: "Uh yeah that's.. that's a good idea, I'll keep that in mind" Todd: "And then we'll become way better than the Hart Foundation, and the Road Warriors and then we'll headline WrestleMania and then..*Gasp!*..we gotta come up with a cool name for our team... and then wear matching ring attire!" Hogan: "Uh... sounds great...(looking around and thinking)...Oh brother, where the hell is my limo?!" by Angelo

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: As we all know steroids can cause sudden mood swings... by Jason Angle: "Haha Cena, now that I've finished with my patented ankle lock, I'll show you the reviews and sales of your CD!!" Cena: "Nooooooooooo!" by Todd Kurt Angle and John Cena's reactions after Eric Bischoff tells them that Santa Claus doesn't exist. by Anna

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Masters (singing): "He ain't heavyyyy...he's my brotherrrrr." by Steve Masters: "Check out my new product, the Shawn Michaels barbell! Available at all good stores now!" by Gabrielle Well this is a creative way to carry the bride over the threshold. by ImJustSuge

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Matt: "Uh.. Come on...Let's get out of here." Hurricane: "No way, I never get this kind of reaction in the arena!" by Nohj666 Hurricane meets Mae Young's illegitimate children. by Jerry Employee: "Mr Helms you forgot your signed John Cena big hand" Matt Hardy: "You're a joke Helms" Hurricane: "What are you talking about? That's not mine! (Whispers) Meet me around the back I'll have the money..." by Zach

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Do you think there's money involved? by SMan It's always good to see men standing by their morals and principles. by Paul Vince: "Bret this is something the WWE fans never thought would happen" Bret: "Really?" Vince: "Yes" Bret: "You mean the cruiserweights are getting TV time?" by Pompey666

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Constipated cheerleader on steroids. by Shadow Despite being off TV for quite some time now, WWE fans find our beloved Nicole Bass looking better than ever. by BadNewsBrownKeepin'itJackson Triple H (thinking): "Chris Masters isn't going to take my main event spot!! Vince wants muscled up freaks? I'll give him muscles!" by Daniel

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: "Ooh! who has skinny wrists and an acne-filled back?! Genebob Snitskypants!" by Manda and Megan Snitsky (thinking):"I heard they hired writers from Nickelodeon..maybe if I get on their good side I can get a push.." by Avalance3 Snitsky: "This look really helps my scary psycho character don't ya think?!" by Harry

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see Jim Ross confiscating some WWE merchandise from the 7th Annual Hebner Bros. Yard Sale. by Chris JR: "As god is my witness they do not have my shirt size!!!" by Andrew The assistants in the WWE store always look so cheerful and friendly. by Jeremy9

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: WWE promised these kids a sports session with a famous WWE Superstar. Sadly it didn't work out. by Esty Stephanie McMahon's idea for Diva Dodgeball 2, at this year's Summerslam. by Steve Don't you hate it when Dads try to overtake their son's spotlight? by Pompey666

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: WWE's version of Tony the Tiger didn't get over as well with the kids as they hoped for... by Brian C Cena: "Ooo oooo look at my fwee toy supwise I got in my ceweal mommy!" by Mandy This is the man chosen by Vince McMahon as the figurehead for his company. by Asker

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see Triple H at an autograph signing, where fans can meet The Game, get autographs, take photos, and ask him questions. The question that was most frequently asked was: "Why aren't you wearing any pants?" by Nohj666 Triple H: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO wash my hair on very rare occasions! You got a PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" by Franco Triple H: "Why is it so drafty in here?" by Kami A

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Hogan: ''This is what happens brother when shampoo and conditioner run wild on YOU!!!" by Brian C Hulk Hogan is choosing who should job to him next... Hogan: "Eenie Meenie Minie Mo" by Rory Hogan: "That's right brother...I used to work in a company that had David Arquette as champ!" by Joe

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Batista (sings): "It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! It's Raining Men! Amen!" by Wildthing 3427 Triple H is called in for an emergency neck massage during the match. by State1 Triple H just couldn't be carried anymore. by Joe

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: The annual meeting of the 'We Jobbed To X-Pac' club comes to order. by Kevin So, Shane used to be a threat against Kane.... how? by XRaZeR665x Here we see former heated rivals Kane and Shane McMahon mingling before Raw started last week. It's good to know that Kane could put the whole "You threw me in a flaming dumpster" incident behind them, oh and Shane decided that the time when Kane hooked his testicles up to a car battery should be water under the bridge. by Eric

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Big Show holds his hands up and admits, yes, he was Billy Gunn's tag team partner. by Pompey666 Here we see the proud father of Mei Xiang's new baby panda cub. by Tripleedge7 Freeze! Your under arrest for attempting to be a wrestler, first degree boredom, and wrestling under the influence of Maven! by David

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see the scale of humanity's evolution. The scale is topped with our most recent specimen, "The Flying Man", as depicted by Randy Orton. Then further down the scale we have "The Rugged Caveman", as depicted by Shelton Benjamin. And at the start of our scale we have the beastly, saggy skin, white hair, man boob flaunting species known as the "Nature Boy". by Eric Behold the devastating effects of Ric Flair's sneeze. by Tripleedge7 Randy Orton bombs again. by Anthony

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Just look at this display of raw emotion from Chris Benoit!!! by Mr Wal D-Von: "Whew, now that the mandatory stunner is out of the way..." by Abhay Poor D-Von, ECW One Night Stand is finally here and now he gets a migraine. by Steve

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Announcer: "And the winner of the 'Re-Claim Your Main Event Status' contest is..." by The King of Belleville Here we see the latest hot American boy band rehearsing their version of 'Unchained Melody'. by Aero7687 To boost morale in the locker-room, the WWE buys all its superstars a Tamagotchi... by Dan

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Triple H: "I have to drop the title for how many hours?!?" by Python Fan: "How did it feel jobbing to the Warrior at WrestleMania 12?" Triple H: "Security can we get this guy removed?" by Zach Triple H: "Half a million for growing a 19th Century beard? You're on!" by braddy2uk

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: JR: "Ohhhhhh what's this? Is it something we can eat?" by Pedro JR (Looks shocked and then angrily yells):"By Gawd!! This thing says low in fat!!" by Kirsty Jim Ross is surprised they give out prizes for Jabba the Hut impersonations. by Paul

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: It's not just Batista's matches that stink. by Eve Batista: "Edge and Christian aren't the only ones who reek of awesomeness." by Tsunami12EH The Animal=The Gorilla by Tony

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Vince: "Damn it, if you fans don't start liking what I force-feed you, then I'll unleash ALL of these generic Divas onto TV!!" by The Asylum Egomania is running wild!! by Harry When you own the company who is going to dare tell you... by Terence

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Apparently 'someone' threw a brick through Edge's car with a note written on it... Edge: "*Gasp!*Dude! The things Matt says about me and Lita totally reek of anger!" by LadyLesnar111 Edge: "Can you hear me now? Huh? I said can you hear... ok who stole my cell phone?!" by rocknromance Edge is stunned to find out he must auction his pet brick. by Steve

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: "Am I doing it right?" Shawn asks as Hulk Hogan stares at the floor in embarrassment. by Steve Hogan: "You hear that Shawn? That's the hip breakin'!" by Eric The All New Bushwackers. by E-Type

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: If you think Austin's had a bad Botox job give me a hell yeah! by Michaela Austin: "I have to do a promo with Simon Dean and......Maven?!?!!?" by Calvin Stone Cold never gets tired of watching Vince try to stand after getting in the ring at Royal Rumble this year. by P3

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Big Show: "Does green make me look fat?" by Mark And here we see Big Show auditioning for the villain commander of Lard of the Onion Rings: The Two Chins. by The Asylum And you thought Big Show looked bad AFTER he changed into his ring gear... by Satchel

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Hall of Famer, Hall of Fame bound...and Hardcore Holly. by Jeremy Hogan wasn't impressed by Austin's attempt at Hulking Up. by Amadeus Hardcore Holly smiles nervously, hoping not to be ejected from the VIP room. by April45

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Kurt wonders if Kevin Nash would have been a better choice. by Mic Sherri: 'My my King Kong Bundy the years have been kind to you!" Angle: "You haven't been here for a while have you?" by Pompey666 Sonny and Cher 2005. by Hunter

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Members of the Horrible Gimmick club take out their anger on each other. by Claire Realizing the effect of his monologues and interviews, Gene Snitsky finds a move that's more effective than any sleeperhold. by Neal Snitsky: "I never want to hear you suggest I put 3 moves together again! Do you hear me?!" by Arizona

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here is the happy winner of the 'Meet Aaron Carter' contest. by Craig "Acolytes" Bard Angle: "Keep smiling or I'll make you tap." Carter: "You don't have to make me, I love tap...and jazz, and ballet..." by Verbaliyz Angle: "HBK, you may have had Diesel as a bodyguard, you may of had Sid, but you never had an insurance policy like AARON FREAKIN' CARTER!" by Sean Blake

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Now THIS is why I trained to be a wrestler!! by Amar What's plastic and orange...? by Move In her random gimmick changes, Victoria went from being a psycho, to a gimmickless dancer, and now...a duck collector! by Y2Js Playmate

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: After the chefs had run out of ingredients the pie eating contest was declared a draw. by Goss Hands up, who's hungry? by Kevin WWE starts to promote the WrestleMania 21 match: Big Show Vs Jabba the Hut. by Jim

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: After the releases of Scott Steiner and Test, WWE can no longer book 'Scott Steiner Vs Test for the services of Stacy Keibler #7585'. Now the WWE political players are battle rapping for Stacy Keibler's services. Shane McMahon seems confident that he will pull through. by Eric The new waxwork Stacy is not only cheaper, but also has much better microphone skills. by Zac Here is my entry... Stacy (thinking): ... ...no wait that's never going to work. by Elmo

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: This week the backstage spelling test moved on to 5 letter words. by A1 As Edge and Randy Orton try to stay inside the lines.... Edge: "Doesn't colouring time totally reek of awesomeness?" Orton: "Yeah, now that we're useless again there's more colouring time for us. Oh wait...you never stopped being useless." Edge: "Hey, we should let Maven join us then." by Kristina Under the orders of Vince McMahon, WWE superstars must now send Triple H fan mail. by Elliot

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Lita has always been a big fan of Sensational Sherri's make-up style. by Antler Lita: "And now the end is near, and so I face...another botched-move injury..." by R2P2 One of the more attractive WWE females. by Sampson

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Undertaker: "Aww, cute little doggy, he's sooo cute.." Cameraman: "Umm, Mark you're on air" Undertaker: "Uh uh, um...rest...in...peace!" by Hirvon After finding this dog in his yard, Undertaker decided to make it famous. by Michael Paul Bearer seems to have lost some weight and gotten a facial... by Craig "Acolytes" Bard

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: The middle of a match was not the best time for Heidenreich to show his support for Michael Jackson. by Stretch Heidenreich: "STOP!......Hammer Time!" by UF0J0E Heidenreich: "Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the need for a new gimmick." by ladyvicious

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: At the recent Raw in Canada, under Canadian police orders, Shawn Michaels is forced to watch Ric Flair get changed. by Pompey666 Michaels: "Let me go! I'm still a sexy boy, I'm still the Heartbreak Kid." Chioda: "Yeah, yeah whatever old man. Back to the retirement home you go." Michaels: "Noooo! I can still wrestle and I can still hold potential superstars down like I always did!!" by Eric Here we see Shawn Michaels being held back by referees when he finally comes face to face with the person who designs his wrestling attire. by mxpxbrat1

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Edge: "NOOOO!! I wanted my hair curled not waved!!" by Lauren Edge's reaction after finding out he was being moved to Smackdown to carry a feud with Heidenreich. by Goss Edge accidentally walks in on Mick Foley in the locker room. by Kingcose95

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Cena: "I tawt I taw a puddy tat, I did I did..." by Neil John Cena realises that JBL has held the WWE Title for 7 months. by Chris Announcer: "Excuse me, there is a silver Escalade in the parking lot with its lights on." by Mike

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Maven (thinking): 'Hmm, maybe black trunks WOULD be better for a heel..." by Robot Randy Orton: "How do like my new deodorant?" Maven: "It would smell better if you used the 'No Stinkin' Gimmick' brand" by SugarLove90 Randy seems to have taken Mary Poppins' umbrella by mistake... by S1mon

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Oh my God!!! K-Mart is having a sale on snazzy polo shirts!!! by The GR81 Daniel Puder finds out the hard way a steel chair MUST be folded outwards before sitting on it. by Charles "And then I'll ride my motorcycle down to the ring, just like The Undertaker did!!"...Another young fan dreams that he could be a real wrestler. by Wally

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Reaction to the news that Fozzy would be performing on Smackdown. by Translate Mark Jindrak, Big Show and Luther Reigns are made to watch Goldberg Vs Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 20. by Shawn Luther: "Ha ha ha... time for your salad Big Show!" Show: "Nooooo!" by The Hurridude

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Jericho and Lilian react to the announcement that Maven will be in the main event at Survivor Series. by Mess61494 Random Fan: "Hey Lilian could you sing us a song?" Jericho (thinking): "I wonder why the fans never ask me to sing...?" by JHGC99 Jericho (thinking): There's no way I'm signing that!' by EHS

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Linda's reaction when Trish suggests that Triple H may be getting too much TV time. by MAW Trish: (mumbles) "Minda....elp me....dis microphone is tuck to my ips" Linda: "Oh brother not again..." by Ryan Here we see a session of training for the WWE Divas, but instead of lifting weights, Trish practices stringing a sentence together without going on a tangent... Trish: "So, you....uhh, Lita! You walking Kiss Of Death you! Essa Rios! Yeah! him too! Ya' know, he had really nice hair, which reminds me, I gotta get something done with my hair 'cause honey this straight back bang look aint cuttin' it sweet heart!". Linda McMahon watches on...very closely. by Eric

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: All: "Y.M.C.A." Randy Orton: "Come on Benoit put a little beef into it!" Chris Benoit (thinking): "You have got to be kidding!" by Sutzie Randy Orton- Former World Heavyweight Champion and Elimination Chamber participant. Chris Jericho- First Undisputed Champion and 7 time IC Champ. Chris Benoit- Former World Heavyweight Champion and Royal Rumble winner. Maven- Uuh....Tough Enough winner? Former Hardcore champion? by Durstand When they got to the Wizard of Oz, Maven got his eyebrows, Jericho got his feud, Orton got his title, but the Wizard didn't have a personality for Benoit in his bag. by Grayson

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Triple H (jumping up and down excitedly): "I just had a great idea; me going over you in Rocky VI!" Sylvester Stallone (grabbing Triple H's arm): "Stop, just stop..." by Morte Sylvester Stallone (thinking to himself): "Man, and I thought I was out of shape!" by People's Champ Sylvester Stallone: "OK can we have the idiot with the big nose and the cheap suit removed now please." by Jason

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Charlie: "OK I'll stand here and nobody will suspect a thing, I mean what's weird about seeing two guys with a midget in a gold mask?!" by Banger Charlie: "Hi I'm Charlie, this is my kid Rey and my wife Shelton" Rey: "I want to buy some candy!!!!" Shelton: "Shut up child before I slap you!" by Abe Haas (looking in the mirror): "Shelton does green make me look fat?" Shelton: "At least it doesn't make you look twelve" Rey: "Whatchu saying?!" by Tyler

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Triple H: "Seriously! I'm as ripped now as I ever was!" by Bob Sharon Osbourne (thinking): "Man, and I thought it was hard to understand what the hell Ozzy was saying when he talked..." by Mason From the 'What if WCW Was Still Around' files, here we see the WWE Champion, Triple H at a press conference with the 3-time, current WCW Champion, Sharon Osbourne. by Jason

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: "At first I was afraid, I was petrified..." by Aston Needless to say, Linda McMahon's cover of Dr. Dre's 'Nothin But a G Thing' didn't go over very well. by Eric Linda McMahon stars in the WWE's version of Evita: Linda: "Don't cry for me, Triple H and Stephanie..." Triple H: "You were going to give me the title..." Stephanie: "That's all he wanted, not much to ASK for..." Linda: "I kept my promise, now make me a Grandmaaaaaaaa..." by Steve "Our ratings are strong. Our team is strong. Hurricane & Rosey will be here next to answer your questions." by Robert

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Two of Vince McMahon's least favourite people prepare for another day of humiliation. by WonderKid A young up and coming OVW superstar hopes to get a spot on Raw by carrying in Eric Bischoff's bags... Oh wait, nevermind that's just Val Venis. by Mason The happy couple attend the first scan for Eric's baby. by Kateriina and Sean

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Ric Flair (thinking): "This tie has been impressing the ladies since 1975! Whoooo!" Trish (thinking): "Blue shirt, yellow tie?! Classy!" by Eric Here we see the newly crowned WWE Women's Champion. Oh, and there's Trish Stratus too.. by durstand Trish: "Isn't once lawsuit enough for you Flair?! Keep your hands above the table!" by Amy

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	The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Congratulations Kurt its a....er, well its either a midget or a very big baby!! by Striker Here we see Kurt Angle trying on his new belt. by Danny and Alicia This was not the best of times for Kurt's back to go into spasm. by TCO3

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Activities in the retirement home today include a light workout to get the blood circulating and a small jog around the garden, fondly known as 'One Last Run'. by Kirsty Flair: "Hey Batista throw another 5lbs on there!" Batista: "Ric are you sure, you shouldn't strain yourself" Flair:  "Wooooooooooooo! To be the man you got to beat the man, I can bench 15lbs with my eyes closed...woooooooooo!" by Tony M Flair: "98... 99... 100! Maybe now I should try that with weights!" by Wally Feliz

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Once again The Rock tries to elevate himself straight to the main event on one of his flying visits to WWE. by Marc Hey cool, they make trampolines in the shape of Coach now! by Matthew We watch as The Rock attempts the Triple Jump with Coach as the sand pit. by Wally Feliz

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Edge is in the studio putting the finishing touches to his debut single, a remake of the R.E.M. classic "Everybody Hurts". by Jim Here Edge reveals to the world his new "nerd with buckteeth" gimmick; HHH says it's a winner. by S1mon If you thought WWE Originals sucked wait til you hear WWE Originals 2 featuring Edge singing, "I have no Direction" and "Am I a Heel or am I a Face?". by Ilyana Chua

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Big Show is obviously distraught as he is cut down by Simon Cowell in Celebrity American Idol. Apparently Show's rendition of "Hit Me Bischoff One More Time" did not impress. by tom The Big Show tries out for a role in the latest Harry and the Hendersons movie by Arch Angyl Carmella is working her way into winning the Raw Diva Search contest. by Morbius72 Big Show appears distraught at the recent break up of Hunter and Randy, a couple Show reportedly thought "would last in the long run, like Lita and Kane, Billy and Chuck, Bush and Blair.....". by bushyone

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: "This cardboard cut-out of Trish is going to look GREAT in my living room..." by Ryan Reist As Trish unexpectedly lands in his arms: "Thank you Lord! Can I keep her?" by losingmymind2 Jericho's 'Mail Order Bride' was better than he expected. by John Howard

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see the Rock being sworn into Hollywood: Rock: "I swear to only play the stereotypical tough guy in low-rent action films..." by Morte Rock: "Ok, I've narrowed it down to five guys who could have glued my eyes shut!" by ~Hifo~ The Rock left his career in the WWE to act in Hollywood... Five years later... wearing a suit found in Ric Flair's trash... "Ah cucaracha Ah cucaracha! Aei Aei Aei Aei Aei! Arriba!" by Ilyana Chua

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: The promise of a signing with a "Big WWE Superstar" failed to meet the expectations of the fans. by DaringDiva Maven (writing): "To Anthony and Eddie, thanks for letting me give you an autograph, your admirer Maven." by Zach Fetaru As part of detention, the students have to sit through a Maven autograph session. by Mike

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: HHH: "And now with the weather here's Randy Orton" by Felineprincess69 HHH: "So Randy, us teaming up to face Benoit and Jericho next week...whatdya reckon?" Orton: "Sorry Hunter, I've already pencilled in a 7 o'clock legend killing with Kamala for that night." by John Howard Orton struggles to get through Triple H's autobiography Orton (reading): "And then I won the title again..." by DaringDiva

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Game Show Host: "What is 500 pounds, 7'2 and can't wrestle?" Big Show (thinking): "Hey that's me!" by John Cena Host: "Big Show... you haven't answered a single question right. Maybe this was a mistake." Big Show: "Did you say steak?"  by Logan Stanley "World Title, beating Hogan, The Corporation! OVW, suspended on Smackdown, on Hollywood Squares. My career is going places!" by Robert McCarthy

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we have a character who has drawn millions for his company over the years and a man everybody loves. And that's Goldberg next to him by DC Daffy's is definitely the bigger Bill by Tom4322 Bill Goldberg signs for yet another Mickey Mouse corporation. by Pamlfit

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Tajiri: "My pants have just let out a little mist of their own, hehe!" by Jack Fairclough Charles Robinson looks disgusted as Tajiri applies his Tarantula with a little too much satisfaction... by Dan What a rare sight...a Japanese tarantula and a Latino stink bug are mating. by Lorraine Hodgson

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Lawler: "I've heard of WWE superstar's being made out of plastic but cardboard, this is RIDICULOUS!" by Heather Nanson Lawler: "Ain't it exciting to be here, Hulk? Are you having a good time?" Hulk: "No, I'm board!" by Pamflit Lawler's caught between a Rock and a large waist by Adam Hilton

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Joke of the week: How many blondes does it take to make one Word Life gesture? Answer: Who the hell cares? Just get in the bikinis! by Tndrndulgncs Torrie: "Yeah, Billy's face lift went better then expected!" by The One And Only When Stacy and Torrie couldn't work out how to start the bike, they signalled passers by for help. by Shepja04

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Maven and JBL laugh over JBL's inflated bullet-proof vest as the WWE prepare to go to Germany again. by James Tidman Here we see JBL and Maven at the latest WWE party: JBL: "Maven, I'm telling you, now that Brock, Stone Cold and Goldberg are gone, and now that Kurt isn't wrestling anymore--we've got it made!" Maven: "Haha! Damn right, John! Let the reign of the 2nd-rate superstars begin!" by LadyLesnar111 JBL: "Does this suit make me look fat, or like Hitler?" Maven: "Errrrr...what do you think of this wine?" by The higher power

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: Lesnar (to himself): "Hmmm, I dropped the ball with my WWE career by quitting and I dropped the ball big time with my 'match' at WrestleMania. Ah, what the heck. One more time won't hurt, right?" by S. Rivera After failing in both his WWE and NFL careers, Brock Lesnar decides to go into Shakespearean acting Brock: "Oh Football We Hardly Knew Ye" by Tom Thorne "Sable honey, call the surgeon. Your boob's escaped again." by pamlit WrestleMania XX payout - $500,000.00 Brock's WWE base salary - $1,500,000.00 The look on Brock's face as he tries to catch a football - PRICELESS!!! by Dave Sturby

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Bischoff (thinking): "My God, Eugene has really let himself go!" by Abbie Mercer Bischoff: "Mick, after working matches in Japan, WCW, WWE,  flying off from 25-foot hell in a cells, getting cracked over the skull with steel chairs, getting your ear ripped from your head and being blown up by C4 explosives, there's only two words to say: BREATH MINT!!!" by artlin918 I wonder what it would look like if these two had a kid...oh wait...Eugene by Tripleedge7

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Dragonball Z introduces its new character... Batisteroid by PatMaddock "Did JR just call me a horse?!?" by Tripleedge7 Batista's reaction after finding out the WWE are going to use the Triple H Vs Shawn Michaels storyline AGAIN! by keith nanson

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: With the Smackdown brand slowly dwindling away, Smackdown superstars John Cena and Funaki have agreed to drive the Raw superstars to their shows in order to make ends meet. This week they drive Tajiri. by S. Rivera Tajiri: But I wanna ride in the front seat!! Funaki: You be quiet young man, or I will just turn this car right around!! Tajiri: Are we there yet? Cena: No Tajiri: Are we there yet? by The Asylum Cena:"I'm so off the hook I can drive without hands I strike fear into wrestlers even from  far-off lands I'm the best freestyle driver these two ever saw I make Tajiri glad he's moved to RAW" by Gordon

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see Randy Orton listening to WWE Originals Volume 2 by Eric Nordrum Orton: "Yes Steve, I do love it when Ric Flair touches my abs." by MsUndertakerWWE Orton (thinks to himself): "Hey, that DJ looks like Roddy Piper. I wonder….nah. Nobody would consider HIM a legend." by Josh Pigott

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: The new Page 3 model isn't much of a looker but boy is she experienced by Ciaran Brady Flair: "Hey Triple H come here. Look, they got the internet on computers now!" by Ldunne100465 Ric was a little surprised when he was asked to pose for page 3 by Nishia Flair: "Hey look, wwemirrorimages.com has a caption contest... and there is a picture with me and Triple H. Wonder if anyone will refer to my man boobs?" by S1MON

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Rey: "Look Kurt! Look! I'm riding a horsey!" Kurt: "For God's sake shut up! I'm tired of babysitting for only $2 an hour to help pay for my cheap, crappy new suit from Oxfam!" by Ash Kurt: "Oh Rey!! Why must you leave me to go to heaven!?! I'm a wreck without you!!! Rey,why must you die!?!" by PHATGURL2o9 Rey Misterio is in a bit of a dilemma when he realizes that Kurt forget to stand up for the second part of his '6-1-9'. by DarkEpic

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Torrie: "Don't worry Nidia, It'l be ok. I'm on the phone to the cosmetic surgeon right now, we'll get that nose fixed up sharpish. No one will ever know the difference!" by AliQueenOfXtremeLita Nidia: "What's so funny, Torrie?" Torrie: "I've got three big boobs!" Nidia: "What?" Torrie: "My left, my right, and Billy!" by The Asylum Torrie: "I'm gonna be on the cover of Playboy for a 3rd time" Nidia: "So what, I've been on the cover of Seaworld Magazine 4 times." by Zach Fetaru

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: HHH: "Well Ric, looks like the toy company messed it up again. They've given me my muscle tone from 4 years ago when I was buff, and they've given you muscles instead of man boobs!" by Shepja04 HHH: "Hey Ric, are these things anatomically correct?" Flair: "I hope so champ...I've got some Barbies at home that wanna ride Space Mountain tonight!" by Anthony Carpenter Here we see Triple H playing with Ric Flair and himself right before Wrestlemania XX. by Josh Rose

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Christian decides to try out his Elvis gimmick, much to the dismay of the crowd. by ImJustSuge MTV and WWE have yet again joined forces, this time to make an all new 2004 version of Beavis and Butthead, pictured here. by Shane0MacSbabe33 Christian and Trish try to watch Goldberg vs. Lesnar at WrestleMania 20. by Craig "Acolytes" Bard

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Looks like Edge and Jeff Hardy haven't been working out recently. by Beaver Las Vagas Matt Hardy and Christian pretend to be Starsky and Hutch in order to get a free Chinese Takeaway by Jon Weekes Here we see Christian and Matt Hardy on a double date. by Paul Hereiegl

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: In his farewell speech, Brock emotionally says farewell to the ringpost. by RKD Brock Lesnar's reaction after realising that kissing Sable was like kissing Vince McMahon's ass all over again. by Mary Marcinkowski  The NFL wouldn't take him so Lesnar began pole-dancing his way into people's hearts! by Madison F Brock:  "But I don't WANNA job to The Undertaker!  I don't WANNA take the same airplane as everyone else!  I'm gonna hold my breath until I get the title again.  I'll run away!  Yeah, I'll run away to the NFL!" by Thunder Boy

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: Triple H: "Maybe if I squat down low, they won't see that I've lost my muscle tone, have gotten my hair done horribly, and have gained about...ohhh 5-10 pounds" by Havoka Hardy With a beak like Triple H's it should be easy to lay an egg by RustyPunkGurl Triple H takes a crap on the entire RAW roster's worth of careers. by Daniel Stephenson Ironically Triple H is the leader of the stable called Evolution, even though it appears he hasn't evolved past "big nosed squatting monkey" by M_Huntley

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: The next winner of Tough Enough is set to join these three, forming the new Four Horsemen stable, who are set to feud with Evolution at next year's WrestleMania by James Bevis Hey look...Molly finally got lei'd by Sharkite Worker: "So, Hurricane...I don't understand. Molly dropped her superhero gimmick, won the women's title twice, and has actually been on quite a few Pay Per Views. Yet, you continue on your superhero stint and has been pushed in wrestling purgatory with a fat Samoan. WASSUPWITDAT?" by Kevin F

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Brock Lesnar does his version of the Hokey Pokey while Kurt Angle writhes on the ground in pain after trying to "put his whole self in". by Jim L. V1 Here we see Brock Lesnar celebrating after beating Kurt Angle in an ass kicking contest! by James Bevis No one is safe now that Lesnar has discovered the wonders of Riverdance. by Niksa

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: HBK: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout...here's my handle, here's my spout...." by Jim L. V1 Flair: "Thanks for popping my shoulder back into place. Those struts are really taking a toll on me now!" by Scotty Davis WWE fans watch in awe as Shawn Michaels uses his patented Sweet Chin Music to deflect the legendary Man Boobs. by Rebecca27

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see Uncle Fester and Gomez trying their hand at calling a match. by CheesyChaz Michael Cole and Tazz raise their hands in excitement as Vince McMahon asks "Who wants to join the kiss my ass club?" by ziggyny1 Tazz and Cole react to Billy Gunn's new 'Simon Says' gimmick. Gunn: "Mr Ass says wave this way!...Mr Ass says give me some sort of reaction!" by All_Seas

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Boy: "Trish, as almost your whole body is fake, you might wanna do something about your nose as well." by Y2J Version1 Here we have a picture of Trish as she tries out to be Gollum in the next Lord of the Rings movie! by Carla Morales Trish: "Excuse me?...Hello?....my eyes are up here......you know on my face not my chest. Hey, Jerry Lawler take your son away now" by chris smith

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here is the moment Tajiri and Funaki decide they should no longer carpool with the flatulent Ultimo Dragon. by Kevin McCarron Funaki: "Ahhhhh! Door choppy choppy my pee pee!" by WVJagFan Tajiri unveils his new "silent but deadly" mist, unfortunately he didn't warn Funaki by Joe Clark

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Lawler: "Hey, look what the Smackdown superstars brought back from Iraq!" by Jesse Corah Jerry Lawler's new wife may not be a looker, but check out those puppies! by Joe Clark Lawler: "If you thought I looked bad in a wrestling outfit, just look at this guy!" by pj

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Haas' reaction after hearing that Shelton is really Shaniqua! by Bobby Adams Ladies and gentlemen, the new president of the United States. by DIA11385 Haas & Benjamin: "We've got one of Saddam Hussain's Lookalikes!" Soldiers: "No guys that's Vince McMahon not Saddam Hussain!" Haas & Benjamin: "Well we were damn close, he sure is evil!" by Chrisann Stewart

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: Edge thinks to himself: "If I keep this facial hair on my return then maybe Vince will think I'm Triple H" Edge: "Hi Vince, I am the game and I so reek of awesomeness" by Eric Yip In this picture we see Edge, half way through the process of becoming a werewolf for his new upcoming movie "American Werewolf in Canada" by TeamXtreme4eva3 Classy suit:$300 Surgery:$1500 Being out a whole year and still being more over than your 'brother': PRICELESS! by adan nevarez Edge: "Yeah the rehab's going well, I'll soon be able to straighten my pinkie finger" by EdgeheadNo1

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: And the first runner up in the beauty pageant is... Trish Stratus! by Jericho819 Trish and Chris both thinking: "I'm killing who ever is in wardrobe...we look like the freaking blonde Canadian Osmonds!" by DriretlanKhaak Jericho: "Not to be mean here, Trish, but you really should have put the fake-tan on your face as well!" by XRaZeR665x

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Orton: "Ahhhhhhh, I just killed the legend of Spike Dudley, Waaaaasssssssssssssuuuuuuuuupppp??!!!" by Chris Korvin Apparently, someone forgot to tell Randy Orton that there were no plans to resurrect the nWo. by Chen Arbel You've just met Randy Orton........Picture Killer! by JuStIn33187

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Steph: "So that's where Hunter got his nose from!" by lee Both newlyweds find it hard to contain their laughter over each others' new haircuts. by graham bell HHH (to himself): "Steph really needs implants.....Maybe I'll buy her surgery for our 1st Anniversary..." Stephanie (to herself): "God he needs a nose job.......Maybe I'll buy him surgery for our 1st anniversary......" by USAgurl9020

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Matt Hardy is so happy with the quality of Lita's surgery that he might forget the quality of Lita's matches. by JonoPike Matt: "DAMN! It looks like the rock star, and disturbed artist phase hit Jeff hard." by Snipesver5 And here is Matt Hardy's illegitimate child after Lita had a fling with Albert by UF0J0E

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Arn (to bartender at HHH's wedding): "Get me a damn beer!" Mick (after realising that he has to spend the whole day with HHH and Steph): "Uhh, make that 2..." by John Sig Mick: "This is how many minutes it took for me to eat my double cheese burger, BIG fries, and 3 donuts." by Natalie Mick: "You were right Arn, scissors do beat paper, but they don't beat rocks or Sycho Sid" by Bruce Game

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Cena: "Yeah, I'm doing a rap tonight and I'm a little stuck. What the hell rhymes with 'orange'? by luke ingamells John Cena's reaction after he's been told by his agent that his upcoming album will feature a duet with 'The Macho Man' Randy Savage by The AZ Man Cena: "You can hear me, but you can't see me!!!" by Breanne Ulloa

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: JR: "Nooooooooooooooo someone ate all the donuts. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??" by lucky Riot World Wrestling Entertainment teaches its viewers a variety of little-known facts. For example, not many people know that Jabba the Hutt was a Sooners fan. by Rebecca Here we see a picture of the Marshmallow Man from the highly anticipated Ghostbusters III by Lee If you think JR's got more chins than a Chinese phone book give me a hell yeah! by Janetturner4

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Vince: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'm Hulk Hogan!!! ALL THE ATTENTION ON ME!!!!! Oh Yes, the attention.......all on me......aaaahhhh.........this is life." by Shepja7 After facing Stone Cold, Shane, Linda, Hogan and Stephanie, Vince finally ran out of feuds for himself Vince: "Come on, ring post, what are you, chicken? DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?" by Nick Byrne Vince: "No! I don't WANT to put wrestling on Smackdown! No Benoit/Hardy match! Erase that and put in a bikini contest and you damn writers BETTER put a McMahon in every other backstage vignette or YOU'RE FIRED!" by USAgurl9020

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Torrie: "You are thinking about me, right?" Billy: "Of course, Sable. I mean Trish. I mean... ahh, dammit, let's just get that divorce right now to save time." by Bernhard Johansen Torrie: "Mmmmm... Gimmickless..." by Rusty Here are the winners of the Undertaker and Sara look-alike contest. by Mole

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Tajiri: "Rock!" Spanky: "Scissors! Damn, I lose again! Guess I'm gonna get squashed by Brock for no useful reason once more" by Christian Lewis Spanky: "The key number is 2. That's how many of us can speak English and how many of us have full use of our brain." by Kyle51334813822 Spanky & Tajiri visit a museum and pose next to a newly resurrected Neanderthal. by iCy BLayze

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Vince: "Hear that, Hogan? That's the ratings dropping!" by Brett Yanta Vince: "Of course I listen to the people. (holds hand to ear) What's that you say? You want actual wrestlers on PPVs? Nonsense!!" by Magis Vince: "I hear all the old guys are doing this" by Autumn Dinh

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Al: "Maven, they don't want your autograph. Get over it, you're holding up the line!" by Dave Al (thinking to himself): "My career is flashing before my eyes... wow, that was short" Maven (to fan): "Wow, so you actually like my gimmick? I didn't even know I had one. Hey Al, you hear this?" Al: "Huh, what?! I'm not your babysitter, oh wait, I am." by Matt" Vin Detta" Kugler Al: "I was a face and the crowd never cheered. Now I'm a heel, and still no crowd reaction. Maven, it's your turn to teach me something - how do I cope? Maven: "It's tough, let me tell you, but I've still got a job after nearly two whole years of silent crowd." Al: "So you think my job is safe?" Maven: "Oh yeah!" by Bernhard Johansen

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Billy Gunn trying out for the new movie role as ET Gunn: "Bill E, phone home" by Plewsy Gunn: "Vince says I'm this close to getting fired" by M.J.P. "And if you're not down with that, I've got four words for ya.....I NEED A GIMMICK!!!!!" by SteveW67

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Bischoff: "Come on Test, you and Steiner need to stop challenging each other with Stacy on the line! This is the third time we've had that exact same match!" Stacy: "Didn't you have Christian versus Booker T, five times?" by Bernhard Johansen Bischoff: "I wonder if I do this, if anybody will notice my new ROLEX!!?" by NUSH Eric Bischoff  and Test are disappointed when they find that Stacy Keibler's relatives, the cookie elves, will not be coming backstage on Raw to visit the WWE superstars by XPuNkiEpRinCEss

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: Austin: "Hey, Shawn you hear that?" Shawn: "Hear what?" Austin: "That 'tearing' noise, like a rip?"  Nash: "Oh god, please don't be me...please don't be me..." by Steve Hogan In a move to cut unnecessary company costs, the superstars of Raw are required to colour promotional posters in the marketing department when not wrestling. by Angela Stamey After fainting at an autograph session in Australia, Kevin Nash is suffering from paranoia: Nash: "You want an autograph, hey? Well how about we take this outside?!" by Bernhard Johansen Nash: "Hey Austin, make this out to my nephew" Austin: "What's his name?" Nash: "Erm, his name is...erm...also Kevin Nash" by Plewsy

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Coach: "Ooh, look at me.  I may have turned into an evil bad guy, but I'm still just as boring as ever." by soce, the elemental wizard Coach: "They say we're young and we don't know, we won't find out until we grow" Shane: "Well I don't know if all that's true, 'cause you got me and baby I got you" by Lorelei Do you remember when feuds used to happen between ACTUAL WRESTLERS? by _Blank Frack

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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Jericho shares his new children's book... "The Little Ass Clown That Could" by KellyT Jericho: "And now kids I'd like to show you some more pictures from the Jericho family album. Yes we all have freakish hair growing on our faces." by CharliezAngel Jericho: And then after Little Chris signed for WWE his career was dead and buried due to the evil Triple H. The End. Did you kids all enjoy that? by Trace Munro

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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: The Rock and Britney Spears at the 'Washed-Up Loser Awards' by Impact Rock: "Wow Britney, I had no idea there was another actor out there who was worse than me" by JHGC99 Rock: "Britney, there's no shame in getting boob implants. Why, just a few years ago, The Rock had some boobs of his own taken out. We really have a lot in common you know..." by HBKY2JzSweetheart Here we see The Rock and Britney Spears at the premier of the show "Stars who disappeared from their work to go and find other things they suck at" by Jeff Hardy's Wife johnson

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[The_Undertaker..]

곰빅쇼 상당히 귀엽다는 ㅋ;

[RaHero]

3번째 사진 칼리토: 있잖아 할말이잇어.. 캔디스: 됐거든 냄새나거든? 팬들께 진심으로 사과드려요 ㅠㅠ

[ToTheLast]

재밌는 사진들이 몇개 있네요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

[사이비장의사]

리타약간늙게나온..

[프로그스플래쉬~★＃2]

존시나랑 빅쇼랑.ㅋㅋ재밌네요.

[고 드름]

재미있는 사진들이 많군요 ㅎㅎ 빌리키드먼 언더형님ㄴ 흉내,, ㅋ