Mac!
Any chance that thing has an off switch?
MATTY: High-impact polymer armor,
and a gas-electric hybrid engine
with a 600 mile radius.
I-It's like a Predator drone on wheels
run by an on-board
artificial intelligence
that's just gone completely insane.
Well, technically,
A.I.s can't go insane.
This is more like when
an aerial drone goes rogue
because its code has bugs.
They call it a "flyaway."
Okay, maybe now's not the best
time to nitpick terminology.
I ran Bruno through 10,000 simulations
without a single glitch.
BOZER: Bruno destroyed eight
other drones and tried to turn
us into human roadkill. That's
a bit more than a glitch.
Guys, the only thing that
matters now is stopping Bruno
before he hurts anyone else.
We can't stop him if
we can't even find him.
- So how do we do that?
- Head for McLean.
Virginia? You think he's
headed to CIA Headquarters?
If Bruno ever malfunctions, he's
programmed to go into safe mode.
As long as the on board GPS still
works, he should be driving back
- to my lab as we speak.
- Running home to mama.
It's cute when a puppy does it.
- This? Not so much.
- Okay, Allie,
I've got birds in the sky,
Jeeps on the ground and satellite views
from here to McLean.
There's no sign of your lost dog.
How do we get eyes on it?
I'm not sure we can.
Bruno is radar,
sonar, and thermal invisible.
He's got visual camouflage,
and he's programmed to use
dense foliage for cover.
And good luck following the
right set of Humvee tracks
- on a military base.
- Say, Allie.
You didn't want to maybe
put in a master kill switch
just in case, you know, this happened?
Of course I put in a master kill switch.
It was the first thing I
tried when Bruno took off.
But the code is corrupted.
It's-it's not working.
Wait a minute, Allie,
you said that Bruno is
a gas-electric hybrid?
Then I think I know how to find him.
Hey, Matty, would you tell all of our
search vehicles to
turn off their engines.
Because we'll find Bruno faster
if fewer people are looking for it?
MacGYVER: Yeah, well
actually, we're not
gonna be using our eyes.
We're gonna be following our noses.
- Allie, can you take over the wheel?
- Oh, yeah.
Bozer, can you get me a
screwdriver from back there?
Yeah.
You're using the A/C system's
carbon dioxide sensors
to build an electronic nose
so we can sniff out Bruno's exhaust.
It may not be the cutting edge tech
you're used to, but
it should still do the trick.
I don't wanna be the one
To tell you how it's gotta be
Dalton!
- (laughs) Hey.
- Jimmy.
Hey, man. Bring it in, brother.
Bring it in.
- Oh, oh.
- All right, all right.
All right. How are you?
- How are you?
- I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
- You look good. You look good.
- Thanks. Been a long time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you believe this, huh?
Together again, like
nothing's changed. Right?
How you How you been?
Oh, oh, great, man,
great. Thanks for asking.
You know, I, uh, I sold
my business last year
for ten times my initial investment.
We used the proceeds
to start a nonprofit.
We just opened three schools
and a hospital in Africa.
The wife, you know,
she's still modeling a little bit
here and there, but her
natural foods company
just went public, and the stock is
(imitates rockets) up
through the roof, man.
Oh, wait, my kids I got
That's-that's Jimmy Jr.
there, ace left-hander.
The Blue Jays are already scouting him.
Don't get me started on that.
And, uh, my little bell, Melody,
she starts Harvard next fall, man.
So I got no complaints, brother.
No complaints at all.
What about you, Dalton?
Where has life taken you?
I'm a highly trained
government operative
who's fought terrorism
on multiple continents
and saved the world over a dozen times.
(laughs)
(imitates gun firing)
Get in here, man.
That's you. There he is.
There he is. The old class clown.
- That's great. I love that.
- Yeah.
I love that, man. Yeah.
But no, seriously, how's
the bathroom tile biz?
Of course.
Of course he's healing sick kids
and building schools in Africa,
and his wife is a
supermodel business mogul,
and his kids are Ivy League bound
and athletically gifted.
Of course.
What are you doing
with your life, Dalton?
What are you doing?
(toilet flushes)
Hey, Jack.
Hey, man.
(sputters)
- Good to see you again.
- Yeah.
Look, I know I'm not in
the position to criticize
anyone else's work right now,
but are you sure this
contraption of yours
is gonna work?
- (beeping)
- Oh.
Left, Allie, left.
- (beeping)
- Oh, right. Take a right.
(beeps)
Bruno should just be straight up ahead.
BOZER: Riley, we got eyes on Bruno.
Follow our signal.
RILEY: I see your signal.
More importantly, I see his signal.
I'm gonna try to hack in
and see if I can shut him down.
Well, hack fast
because Bruno just left the reservation.
We're in civilian territory now.
Guys, that was the exit for McLean.
What happened to "he's
programmed to go home"?
I don't know. He is
programmed to go home.
Damn it, guys, I can't
get any kind of access.
If you use my login credentials,
it should give you admin privileges.
I tried. The admin's been changed.
I can't hack in because
someone else already has.
Whoever they are, they
still have control of Bruno.
BOZER: So if Bruno
isn't going home, where
the hell is he going?
Jack!
Hey, Jimmy.
Hey, I thought maybe you'd left.
Yeah, actually, I'm on my way out.
I got to go. You know what they say.
"Bathroom tile never sleeps."
(chuckles)
I've actually never heard that one.
Hey, come on, man, why
don't you stick around
for a little while? Place won't
be the same without you here.
Eh
At least let me buy you a drink
to make up for that.
Make up for what?
(laughing): Hey.
Hey, come on, man.
You don't owe me anything.
You were crowned homecoming king
fair and square, you old dog.
(laughing): Yeah.
Except the part where I
snuck into Mr. Haddon's office
after school, and
stuffed the ballot box.
Wait a minute. What'd you say?
Yeah, I stuffed the ballot box.
You stuffed the ballot box?
Well, yeah, man. How
else was I gonna win?
Everybody loved you, Jack. Everybody.
I mean, yeah, man, I
know, it was stupid.
But we were always neck and neck,
and you had just kicked the
winning field goal for us
at State, so
You're not mad about this, are you?
I mean, I hope not.
I've been dying for years
to get this off my chest.
(laughing): No.
No, man.
Come on, not at all.
No, I mean, what kind of
pathetic loser obsesses over
something like this for
all these years, right?
Like, this one single event
might've changed the
course of his entire life?
Okay.
All right. All right, all right. Yeah.
Hey. Why don't you come back in the gym?
- I just bet Ahmed 50 bucks
- (phone chimes)
he can't do a backflip anymore.
- I think he's gonna try it.
-
- It's gonna get ugly.
- Yeah, I'd love to, man,
but I have a bathroom tile
emergency I have to deal with.
Oh, right, right. 'Cause,
uh, "Tile never sleeps."
Hey, you stay in touch, Jack.
Let's not wait another
ten years to catch up.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a promise, brother.
(phone beeps)
Don't tell me, let me guess.
You started the robot apocalypse.
Yes. We have a runaway robot.
Well, I called that one, didn't I?
But a human is in control.
Someone hijacked a
fully-loaded military drone,
and we believe it's
headed for the Pentagon.
Mm-hmm, and does this
someone have a name yet?
We're working on it.
Riley traced the signal to
a network in Oklahoma City.
And you're my closest agent.
By the time you get there, we
should have exact coordinates.
Okay. I'm on my way.
(phone beeps)
Go Longhorns!
You can't think of any way that
someone could've gained access
to Bruno, like a-like
a breached firewall,
- or a phishing e-mail?
- No. No.
I'm insanely paranoid.
And my security protocols are better
than the NSA's.
BOZER: Well, somebody got in.
We need to get them out.
Riley, what if we just
shut down all the cell towers?
Cut them off from Bruno?
It's the first thing I tried.
But 300 milliseconds
after I killed the towers,
Bruno switched over to
a Chinese spy satellite.
I'm trying to hack into that now,
but it could take hours.
We don't have hours.
The Pentagon is only
- 30 minutes away.
- And even if you kill
the satellite, I programmed
Bruno to adapt.
He'll just switch
to ad hoc cellular,
unsecured Wi-Fi, infra-sound.
Actually, I have an idea.
Allie, pull over now.
ANNOUNCER: First and ten
from the 28-yard line.
Now, what is the offensive coordinator
gonna call here, Bob?
BOB: With the league's
best running back, you'd
assume they'd run, Jim.
But down two touch
(static crackling)
- (door opens)
- MAN: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
- Okay, go, go, go!
- Get back here with that!
(tires screeching)
ALLIE: Hey, Mac, didn't you
hear what I said? If you jam
the signal Bruno is
using to receive commands,
- he'll just switch to another.
- Yeah.
We're not gonna jam his signal,
we're gonna mess with his mind.
Hey, I need Allie's help.
Uh, so can you just
switch with her?
Uh, you couldn't have mentioned
the need to switch drivers
before we pulled onto the road again?
Have you met me?
I am just making this up
as I go along, man. Go.
- You got it?
- Yeah.
(tires screeching)
Oh! (panting)
Hey, would you, uh, clip and strip
- this coax cable for me?
- Yeah.
We're gonna use it to
run power to the dish.
- I'm sorry.
- Look, this is not your fault.
Even the best system can get hacked.
No, no. I'm not talking about Bruno.
I mean, I-I am sorry
about Bruno, and, you know,
deeply ashamed.
But I was talking
about when we first met.
Oh. Uh
Don't worry about it.
Because believe it or not,
that's not the biggest lie
you've ever told me.
Wait. Wait.
When did I lie to you?
Really?
You know, the part
where you said you liked me,
but you really just wanted
to sneak a peek at my plans?
Mac, I wasn't lying.
I mean, sure, I'm competitive,
like, super competitive,
like, it's a problem
how competitive I am.
Which is why I couldn't
help but take a peek
at your design specs.
But I wasn't lying
when I said I liked you.
'Cause I did.
I still do.
Really?
That's cool.
That's, uh
(chuckles)
I-I really don't know what
to say about that right now.
But, uh
let's go stop your killer robot.
Yeah?
Good idea.
BOZER: So what's the game plan, Mac?
You gonna kill him with pay-per-view?
You are not too far off.
See, all computers
work by moving electrons
through really, really
tiny little wires.
So
if I can create enough radio
waves, a whole bunch of them,
I can mess with those
moving electrons
ALLIE: Corrupt Bruno's data, overload
his computer and crash his network.
MacGYVER: Exactly. And hopefully,
without him crashing into anything else.
But in order for this to work,
we got to be within 160 feet.
So you know what to do, Boze.
Absolutely not.
(exhales) Go-go really fast.
We got to catch up to him.
Hey. You sure this is
the address Riley sent?
MATTY (over comm): A
hundred percent, Jack.
Hacker's I.P. traces to an
office on the fourth floor.
All right.
So, how was the reunion? You don't sound
like a man that just got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis.
Yeah, and how is a man who just
got revenge on a hated
high school nemesis
supposed to sound?
I don't know. Gleeful?
Yeah, well, it didn't actually
go down the way I thought,
but revenge is a dish best served cold.
I'll fill you in later.
Any idea what I'm facing here?
A murderous hacker collective?
A sleeper cell of foreign agents? What?
Could be any and all of the above.
(loud office chatter, phones ringing)
(sighs)
What is this, operation
needle in a haystack?
Matty.
Will you please check that
address one more time? Please.
All right. Almost in range. Get closer.
BOZER: Okay, but I want to
go on record that this feels
- like a terrible idea.
- (laughs)
Hey, Mac?
Whoever's controlling Bruno
- just decided we're a threat.
- Oh, man, I hate being right.
Just keep your foot on the gas.
Okay, we're in range. Allie, now!
(pulsing, crackling)
(pulsing, crackling)
Where's she going?
I, uh, I wired this dish directly
to the van's battery.
But it's currently drawing more amps
than we can output, so, uh
once we run out of juice
You're about to say "Bruno
wakes up," aren't you?
Yeah. Keep this focused
on him, all right?
Mac, go around the
front and check the
(crackling sputters, stops)
Is this bad? I think this is bad.
Allie, get out of there
before the door close No!
(beeping)
Oh, no.
- Allie! Damn it.
- (tires screeching)
(grunts)
(sighs)
Any chance you got a credit card on you?
Uh, yeah.
It's gonna be okay, man.
- We're gonna get her back.
- You're damn right we are.
- (engine starts)
- I lost Zoe, we almost lost Cage.
We're not gonna lose anyone else.
(tires screeching)
Guys, we've got a big problem.
You mean besides the hacked
military combat drone headed
for the Pentagon with
Allie trapped inside?
Unfortunately, yes.
The Air Force just scrambled
three F-22s with orders
to destroy Bruno on sight.
You guys have, like, 20 minutes, tops,
- to get Allie out of there.
- Matty, you got to call that off.
Mac, I tried. Homeland Security
thinks this is the best option.
Well, then, we got to
give them a better one.
In the next 20 minutes? And if we can't?
We got to hope Jack's gonna
be able to find whoever's
controlling Bruno before it's too late.
Riley, this place is
absolutely ginormous.
Any chance you can tell me
how to find this scumbag?
RILEY (over comm): Sorry, Jack.
I can tell you where
he is on the network,
but not in the real world.
You're just gonna have
to search that place
one I.T. tech at a time.
Or
I could use an old high school trick.
(fire alarm ringing)
Okay, people, everybody out!
Big fire coming this way.
Hey!
Hey! Is minimum wage worth dying for?
I don't think so, not
last time I checked.
Sir, you like being on fire?
No, no, no, no. That's right.
It's getting hot in here
No time for eye contact,
sir, think of your family.
And then there was one.
- What's up, dude?
- (camera snaps)
Riley, coming your way.
Hey, wait a minute. Don't I know you?
Did you go to my high
school or something?
RILEY: No, Jack, you didn't
go to school with him,
but you have seen him before.
That's Martin Korman.
Founder of the Korman Challenge.
The geek from the
robo-pocalypse contest?
(alarm continues ringing)
Why would you sabotage
your own thing, man?
Because it's not my thing. Not anymore.
- What do you mean?
- I wanted to build unmanned ambulances
to save wounded soldiers,
but the government just
wanted another weapon.
KORMAN (over comm): They want to
take the human element out of war.
Well, mister, I was the
human element in war.
Believe you me, it's not pretty.
Anything we can do to get the
soldiers off the battlefield
is a good thing, right?
Not if we can't control
what we put in their place.
Touché.
Robots can be hacked.
Human soldiers can't.
When I tried to explain
this to my superiors,
they pulled my security clearance.
Forced me out. I had to make them
see the mistake they were making.
And since violence seems
to be all they understand
What did you program that thing to do?
RILEY: Unfortunately, I can answer that.
I just got into Korman's computer.
He sent Bruno commands to
fire everything it's got
at the Pentagon.
Well, if you're at
Frankenstein's computer, Riley,
can't you just shut the monster down?
No, I can't. He sent his final command,
then severed his connection to Bruno,
making the drone fully autonomous.
And I can't hack Bruno remotely.
- I've tried.
- Okay. Okay.
Okay, Dr. Frankenstein, on your feet.
Don't mess around, I'll put one in you.
Let's go.
Okay.
Come on, Bruno, let me in.
(alert blaring)
Whoa, whoa, why are
you loading your cannon?
(gunfire)
(soldiers shouting)
Clear out! Clear out!
Get out of the way!
Move, move!
Matty, was that
MATTY: No. You still have
nine and a half minutes
before the F-22 is in range.
Okay, Mac, as Jack would
say, time to be brilliant.
- So, what you got?
- At this exact moment?
Absolutely nothing.
RILEY: Guys, I have an idea.
I can modify Korman's code
to reinstall the kill switch
and shut Bruno down for good, but
I-I can't deliver the code remotely.
What does that mean?
Means you're gonna have to
physically upload the code
by plugging a USB drive
directly into Bruno.
- That's insane.
- MATTY: Agreed.
But right now, insane is all we've got.
Mac, do you think you can do this?
What, climb on board an
out-of-control military drone
and find a way inside
in under nine minutes?
Guess we're gonna find out.
(engine revving)
PILOT: Andrews, this is
Lima Juliet Niner-Four.
I am three minutes to intercept.
Weapons hot. Preparing to
W-Wait. What's that Camaro doing?
BOZER: All right, download complete.
I got your kill switch,
Riley what now?
Just plug that USB into Bruno,
it should shut him down.
You want to switch drivers in
a speeding car again, don't you?
Unless you want to jump onto the back
of a hijacked military
drone at 80 miles an hour.
No.
Foot on the gas. All right.
- Oh, my bad, my bad.
- All right, hold on.
- (grunting) Yeah, I got it now.
- Oh.
Whoo!
(loud bang)
ANDREWS CONTROLLER: Lima
Juliet, we have confirmed
that the civilian vehicle
has vacated the area.
You are clear to arm your
missiles and make your run.
Roger that, Andrews. I'm
armed and coming around
to engage the target.
Allie! Allie, can you hear me?
MacGyver? How did you get up there?
I'll explain later.
You're a lunatic, you know that?
Yeah, well, I'd like to
remain a living lunatic,
so in order to do that,
I need to give you this flash drive.
How do we do that?
Okay. There's an air vent on the back
near the driver's side.
I mean, if there was a driver.
Yep.
(groans)
- Okay, there you go.
- Got it.
Plug and play. Whoa!
Is there, like, a
status bar or anything?
No. No, I don't think it's gonna work!
(powering down) (gasps)
Matty, call off the air strike now!
Bruno's offline. I repeat,
call off the air strike now!
Air strike, abort.
Repeat: abort.
PILOT: Roger that. Mission aborted.
Cut it a little closer
there next time, MacGyver.
Some of us are actually still breathing.
Hey, you okay?
You jumped out of a stolen vehicle
onto a killer robot,
and stared down an F-22
with orders to fire.
Yeah, I also smashed my phone.
Why would you do all
that for me? (sighs)
Well, it's pretty simple.
I don't like seeing
people I care about die.
You still care about ?
Even after everything I've done?
Yes.
Although, you could work on being
a little bit less competitive.
Nothing wrong with a
little healthy competition.
The key words being
"little" and "healthy."
(laughs)
Korman's been remanded
for psychiatric evaluation
to see if he's fit to stand trial.
Nothing crazy about wanting the world
to be a more peaceful place.
JACK: You mean except for the part
where he hijacked a military drone
and tried to attack the Pentagon
with it to make his point?
- Yeah, except for that part. Shut up.
- You shut up.
RILEY: Well, however it
works out in the courts,
at least we know Martin Korman
won't be allowed near a computer
- for the rest of his life.
- Is it weird
that I'm kind of offended
that he didn't hack our drone?
- Super weird.
- Yes.
At least we'll always have this, right?
It's all that's left
of Dalton's Nightmare
before Bruno blew it up.
So the government spent a half
a million bucks on a paperweight?
Trust me, it's not the worst
purchase they've ever made.
(chuckling)
MATTY: Come on, pizza's
on me if anyone's hungry.
RILEY: Sure.
- BOZER: I'm in.
- Now you're talking.
- All right.
- Hey, Mac, hang on a second.
Got you a little something.
I know I'm not your
grandpa or anything, but
But you're almost old enough to be?
You looking to get popped in the mouth?
Saw an opening.
Stop that. That's enough.
- I will.
- Open it.
What?!
Aw, man.
Thanks.
Yeah. Yeah, well, I kind of realized
it was probably my
fault that you lost it
in the first place, so
Seriously, man, this
means a lot. Thank you.
- Ah, you're welcome.
- This is awesome.
Oh, I, uh got something for you.
Same thing. Tradeoff.
Hmm. Thanks.
So, you never told me what
happened at your reunion.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
So, so check it out.
Jimmy finally admitted that he cheated
to beat me out at homecoming king.
Cheated how?
He stuffed the ballot
box. Can you believe that?
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
And after he unburdened his soul,
what did you, what did you do?
Let him off the hook.
You did?
Yeah. Yeah, to be honest
with you, I'm glad he cheated.
I mean, if I'd have won homecoming king
back in high school,
I might have peaked.
You don't want to be
peaking in high school, dude.
But losing gave me the sense
that I have something
to prove, you know?
It kind of fueled the rest of my life.
It's probably why I joined
the Army, became a Delta,
applied for the CIA.
You know, losing that
stupid homecoming king crown,
which means nothing,
was probably the best thing
I ever could have done for myself.
These are all great things.
I just, I wish you had
said something sooner.
(loud crack)
(applause, cheering)
(Jack laughs)
You won by a unanimous vote, Jack.
WOMAN: All right, Jack!
(cheering continues)
Man, y'all didn't have to do this.
Oh, so you don't want the crown?
You kidding me? Of course I want it.
WOMAN: Come on! Put it on, Jack!
(cheering grows louder)
ALL (chanting): Speech!
Speech! Speech! Speech!
-
-
Our honeymoon suite is the finest
our hotel has to offer.
We hope your stay with us will be
an experience you will never forget.
(monkey screeching)
(screeching continues)