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This is Harvard, were you dont plant stories, and you dont sue people You thought he was goona be the only one that thought that was stupid? During the time when you say you had this idea Did you know Tylor and Cameron, came for a family of means? A Family of means? Did you know their father was wealthy? I not sure why your asking me that Its not important that you be sure why I am asking Not important to you CY Did you know that they came from money? I had no idea weather they came from money or not In one of your lead ups Mr. Narendra, you refernced Howard Winklevoss consulting firm If you say so Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members of the Harvard finals club called THE PERCILLE You pointed that out Excuse us for inviting you in To the bike room So its safe to say that you were aware that my clients had money YES Let me tell you why I am asking, Im wondering why if you knew you needed a thousand dollars for an internet venture you didnt ask my clients for they had demnstrated an interest inthat kind of thing. I asked my best friend for the money because thats who I wanted to be partners with Eduardo was the President of the Harvard Investers Association, and he was also my best friend Your best friendis suing you for six hundred million dollars I didnt know that tell me more Eduardo,what happened after the initial launch? Im Sorry CY, would you mind adrssing him as Mr. Savarin? Gretchen their best freinds Not anymore We already went through this never mind ... Mr. Savarin, what happened after the initial launch It exploded Every body on Campus Facebook me has become a common expression And ah Mark? And Mark was the biggest thing on campus? That included 19 Nobel laureates and 15 Pulitzer Prize winners Two future Olympians,and a movie star Who is the movie star? Doesnt matter? Mark Your friend, is Mark Zuckerberg ? Yeah He made the"Facebook"? Yeah Cool. I am a Christy, this is Alice Nice to meet you maybe we can go out get a drink Yeah Certainly, Because, first, she said on the Facebook to find her. The second is that we can all go out for a drink This is so great For 2 reasons They want to have drinks later Have you ever heard so many good things packed into one regular sized sentence Excuse me,Mark? Yeah I am Stewart Singer im in your OS class SURE Awsome job with the Facebook Awsome Thanks I'm Bob How are you doing? You know, I can swear he was looking at you When he said "the next Bill Gates could be right in this room I doubt it I showed up late I didnt even know who the speaker was Bill Gates Shit that makes sense allright thanks guys You want to walk What were their names? You hear what I just said? What I said its time to modify the site What does that mean? It means, its time for the web site generate revenue I know the word, I am asking is how you want to do it - Advertising NO Well we got 4000 members Because Facebook is a cool And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew Well I wasnt thinking mountain DEW Mountain Dew, but but at some point I am talking as the business end of the company We dont even know what it is yet what it is We dont know what it can be, We dont know what it will be, We know that its cool that is a priceless asset Im not giving up So when will it be finished It wont be finished Thats the point, the way fashion never finishes fashion fashion is never finished Your talking about fashion? Really you I m talking about the idea and Im saying that its never finished OK they manage to make money selling pantsl Mark, What is this? A what This Its called a Cease and Desist letter? What were their names Who the Girls When did you get this? About ten days ago,right after we launched the site. Hey, the girls What were their name? It says the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their ideas I find that to be a little more then mildly annoying They find it to be intellectual property theft Why didnt you show this to me? It was adressed to me Their saying we stole the Facebook from David Neandra and the Winklvoss twins I know what it says Did we Did we what Dont screw around with me now Look at me The letter said we could face legal action No, it says I could face legal action This from a lawyer, Mark, they must feel they have some grounds The Lawyer is their fathers house counsel Do they have grounds? The grounds are our thing is cool, and popular, and"Harvard Connection" is lame Euardo I didnt use any of their code I promiise I didnt use anything Look a guy who builds a nice chair doesnt owe money to everyone whos ever built a a chair Look they came to me with an idea...I had a better one. Why dont you show me this letter? I didnt think it was a big deal Is there something wrong If theres ever anything wrong You can tell me Im the guy that wants to help This is our thing Now is there anything you need to tell me? No What are we doing about this? I went to 3L Student Legal Services, and they told me to write them back And what did you say? When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site. were it stood with grpahics, how much programming was left that I had not anticipated. lack of hardware , we had website use and promotion and the to go on to successfuly launch the web site. This is your first time to you raised any of those concerns right I raised concerns before BULLSHI that's all gentlemen Im talking about the metting in January to which this letter is refering Yeah Let me rephrase this You sent my client sent 16 emails The first 15, you didnt raise any concerns Is that a question? In the 16th email you raised concerns about site functionality Were you leading them on for six weeks No Then why didnt you raise any of these concerns before ... Its raining Im sorry It just started Raining Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention No Do you think I deserve it? What Do you think I deserve your full attention I had to swear an oath before I began this deposition and I dont want to perjure myself so I have a legal obligation to say no OK no You dont think I deserve your attention I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have a right to but there is no requirement that I enjoy sitting here, listening to people lie. You have part of my attention you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of FACEBOOK Were my colleagues and I are doing thing that no one in this room including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing Does that adequately answer your condascending question? I have 12:45, why dont we say thats lunch Back at Two thirty So, What' were their names Their names were Christie and Alice And they want to have drinks tonight Hey man sorry, a couple of girls are freshening up in there OK We GOT A QUICKIE I'll be right back Where are you going? Erica? Hi I saw you from over there, I did'nt know you came to this pub first time Mine too, can I talk to you alone for a secound? I think Im good right here I just I love to talk to you alone If we could talk outside Right here is fine I dont know if you heard about this new website I launched? No The Facebook? You called me bitch on the Internet, Mark Thats why I wanted to talk to you On the Internet That is why I came over Comparing women to farm animals? I did'nt end up doing that Did'nt stop you from writing it. Its as if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever It would be a crime for it not to be shared The internets not written in pencil Mark Its written in ink And you published "Erika Albright" is a bitch Right before you made an ignorant crack about my families name And Bra size,then rated women based on their flattness Erica is there a problem No theres no problem You right your snyde bullshit in a dark room because thats what you need now a days It was nice to see you Dont torture me for it If we could just go somewhere for a minute I do not want to be rude to my friends OK Good luck with your video games Yeah that was great, that was the right thing to do you apologised right We have to expand Tommorow Is he mad about something OK we are expanding to to Yale and Columbia Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me Chris, you are in charge of publicity and outreach and you can start by getting us a story in the BSU newspaper The Bridge They hate doing stories about Harvard Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major tell him Mark Zuckerberg will do ten hours of free programming Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper? Because I do Now heres the arrangement Eduardo is CFO, owns 30% of the company Dustin is a vice president and head of programming ,and his 5% of the company will come from my end Chris is director of publicity, and his compenstaion will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing Any Questions? Who are these girls? Sorry, they are Christie and Alice HI HI HELLO HI Is there anything we can do No Nothing Yale and Columbia - And Stanford What? Stanford It is time for them to see us from PAOLO ALTO you dont want any lunch? No Your welcome to some salad, No, thank you This must be hard Who are you I'm Marilyn Delpei,I introduced myself I mean what do you do? I am a secoud year associate at the firm My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition case What are you doing? Checking to see how its going in Bosnia Bosnia Ther are enough Road but they are on Facebook? You must really hate the Winklevoss's? I dont hate anybody The Winklevai are suing me for intellectual property theft Their suing me because for the first time in their lives Things did'nt work ou the way they were supposed to for them He is expanding What? Yale, Columbia and Stanford, its gonna be in the Cromson tommorow Really Yeah Well it looked like the cease and desist order really scared the shit out of him huh - I want to hire a lawyer to file for injuctif realeasing it, the site taken down now. Every minute the site is up HARVARD CONNECTION becomes less valuable I want an injuction I want damages I want punitive release I want him dead Yeah I want those thigns to Then why are'nt we doing anything about it Because we are a gentleman at Harvard? Because your not thinking about how its gonna look hows it gonna look Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the karate kid around a high school gym Cam He has violated Maasachusets state law He goes to Connecticut, New York and to California he will have violated federal law By the way hes in violation of Harvard law Theres no such thing as HARVARD law YEAH HThere is Harvard student hand book Every freshman is issued one of these Some where in this book it says you cant steal from another student This is what we need You cant get a meeting with Larry Summers My brother and I we pay tuition at this school We carry a 3.9 GPA We won trophys for this school and well be rowing in the Olympics for this school I want a meeting with the godamn president of this school Why STANFORD Why do you think Im late for BIO-CHEM OK You dont know my name do you Is it Stanford I should just kick your ass How do you go to a party Amelia Ritter but you prefer Amy Your from Olinda Your fathers in commercial real estate and your mothers never sober Whats my major Trombone really I dont know theres something about a trombone French Your majors French I dint have oneMine I dont have one Not picking a major? I dont go to school Your kidding NO Where did you go to school? William Taft Elementary For a little while Seriously Your not like 15 years old or anything are you? Your not like 15 are you? no So what do you do? I am an entrepreneur Your unemployed I would'nt say that What would you say That Im an entrepreneur Well then what was your entrepreneur Well I founded an Interent company that lets folks download and share music for free Kind of like Napster? Exactly like Napster? What do you mean? I founded Napster Sean Parker founded Napster Nice to meet you Your Sean Parker? UH HUH you see the shoes on the other. foot table I just slept with Sean Parker? You just slept on Sean Parker? Your a billionaire not technically What are you broke Thers not a lot of money in free music and even less if your being sued by anyone whos won a grammy This is blowing my mind I appreciate that I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class Even though your a french major whos name is amy Im a hard worker Theres juice theres anything else you can find, help yourself Mind if I check my e-mail Yeah go ahead AMY AMY Can you come out here Just a secound There a snake in here, Amy What? Where OK there is no snake but I need to ask you something Are you kidding me I could have been killed How By Running too fast And getting twisted in the curtain What do you need to ask me? I went to check my e-mail and theres a website open on your computer Yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for abit Whats that? The Facebook? STANFORD'S had it for like 2 weeks now Its really awsome, freakishly addictive seriously Im on the thing like 5 times a day Mind if I send myself an e-mail Yeah is everything okay Everythings great I just need to find you Mark Zuckerberg Ever been in this building before This buildings a hundred years older then the country its in. So do be careful Were sitting in chairs YES Very good You can go in now Catherine, Ive got students now, students undergrads dont know,from the looks of it they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers suit Good morning Good morning, sir I'm Cameron Winklevoss, this is my brother Tyle Are you here because? I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter read the letter well we came up with an idea for a website called "Harvard Connection" we've since changed the name to CONNECTU and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea and I understand and Im asking what you want me to do about it? Well sir In the HARVARD student handbook which is distributed to each freshman Under the heading standars of conduct in the HARVARD comunity it says the college expects all the students to be honest and forthcoming in their dealings with members in the community stundents are required to respect public and private ownership and instances of theft, missappropriation - Anne? Yes sir? punch me in the face, go ahead or or unauthorised use will result in disciplinary action including required withdrawl from the college you memorised that instead of doing what what my brother came and I came here to ask you respectfully Sir its against university rules to steal from other students plain and simple have you spoken to your housemaster yes sir and the housemaster made a recommendation to the AD BOARD but the ADBOARD wont hear us have you tried dealing with the other student directly Mr Zuckerburg hasnt been responding to any of our e-mails and phone calls for the last 2 weeks he doesnt answer when we knock on his door at KIRKLAND and the closest Ive come to dealing with him face to face when I saw him on the quad and chased him through HARVARD SQUARE chased him I I I saw him and I know he saw me, I went after him and he disapeaared I dont see this as a universty issue Of course its a a universty issue theres a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both you entered into a code of ethics with the university im sorry president summersnot with each other im sorry president summers what you just said makes no sense to me at all Im devestated by that What my brother means is Mark Zuckerburg walked into our dorm room and stole our computer that would be a universty issue I dont know this office doent handle petty larceny this isnt petty larceny this idea is potentialy worth millions of dollars millions yes you might just be letting your imaginations run away with you sir I honestly dont think your in any position to make that call I was the US Treasury secretary Im in some position to make that call "Letting our imagnations run away with us " Is exactly what we were told to do in your Freshaman address? well then I would suggest that you let your imaginations run away with you on a new project you would everyone at HARVARD is inventing something HARVARD undergarduates believe that inventing a job is better then finding a job is better then finding a job So I suggest again that the 2 of you come up with a new new project I'm sorry, sir. But thats not the poin Please come right at the point you dont have to be a intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong your saying that I dont of course I am not saying that sir Im saying that really sir Ann how did I get this appointment Colleagues of their father Let me tell you something, Mr. Winkle Voss ,Mr WinkleVoss since your on the subject of right and wrong This action, this meeting The 2 of you being here, is wrong Its not worthy of Harvard, Its not what Harvard saw in you You dont get special treatment We never asked ... Wai ...Wai..start another project Like were amking a diorama for a science fair If you have a problem with that Mr WinkleVoss We never asked for special treatment The courts allways at your disposal Is there anything else I can do for you TY Thank you very much for your time OOPPPS I broka a 335 year old door knob Eduardo, spring break you and Mr Zuckerburg took a trip to Newe York Yes What was the purpose of the trip Well as CFO I set up some meetings with potential advertisers who paid for the trip It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I set up a few months earlier at this point your thousand dollars was the only money that had been put into the company YES How did you feel the meetings went went terribly why Mark was asleep I was not asleep can I repharse my answer I wish he was asleep so were at 29 schools now with over 75000 members People who go on the Facebook tend stay on longer then almost any other web site now heres the most impressive statistc Excuse me one secound What sound are you making, is that like a tick Was'nt a tick Was Like throttle sound Almost a gag reflex What is this ... ... There was 1 more meeting scheduled for the New York YES It was a dinner It was setup through my girlfreind at the time Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting YES VERY Their not gonna card us here right Look around Dont be embarrsed Tell him their not gonna card us their not gonna card us Mark Are you gonna talk about adds again Unless your the BALLET THEATRE of HARTFORD, the purpose of business is to make a profit It is'nt a business yet Thats tough. Its not tough for me , Its my job Never mind He started Napster, when he was 19 He can be late He is not a God What is he? Hes 25 minutes late I think your just jealous I honestly was'nt jealous I was nervous why I did'nt know him at all But I had done a search and asked around and he He struck me as a kind of an.... WILDCARD WHA He crashed out of 2 pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion and hes got a reputation with drugs He also founded the companies We dont need him Hes here - Im Sean Parker How do you do You must be Eduardo and Christy, and Mark Nice to meet you You guys dont have anything in front of you no TORI HeY, baby boy Could you bring out somethngs, The laquered pork with that ginger confit Tuna tartar , and the lobster claws, that'll get us started Christie what do you like to drink An Appletini great From that point on it was a Shauathon The question was what did you talk about He took through his episode with NAPSTER I did'nt want to spend my 20's as a professinal defender Who knew that in the begining of 2003-- They tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties but I guess to them that was a little like Selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas So we said screw it and declared bankruptcy You made a name for yourself And you are dry TORY and then he went on to his secound business venture which was an online rolodex that he got thrown out of by his equity and I wanted to do it nicely, I put on a tie and shined my shoes, but nobody wanted to take orders from a kid So let me tell you what happened to a 20 year old the top of the DOT-COM Im not a psychiatrist We got that on the record Your not a psychiatrist, but what a psychiatrist, would say that he was paranoid They hired private detective who followed me day and night There were targets for high priced escorts I cant prove it but I know they tapped my phone So I figured Im gonna trip you up whos done all this Private behaviour is a relic of times gone by and somehow,someway you've managed to live your life like the DALI LAMA but but make shit up because they dont want you they want your idea and they want you to say thank you while excuse me wipe your chin and walk away what happened to you and delusional YES WHA There'll be payback in case I bought down the record companies with NAPSTER and retribution for PLEXOR to You did'nt bring down the record companies Name 1 In court YEAH You want to buy TOWER RECORD Eduardo He told story after story about life in SILICON VALLEY, parties at STANFORD down in LA freinds who become Millionaires-- but mostly how Mark had to he had to come to California... and then he cut around to FACEBOOK So tell me about your progress well were in 29 schools now we got over 75000 members tell me about the strategy your using OK For intance we wanted BAYLOR in Texas but BAYLOR already had a social network on campus so instead of going right after them we made a list of every school within a hundred miles Put the FACEBOOK on those capuses first Pretty soon all the BAYLOR kids were seeing their freinds on our site and we were in Its called the little bighorn, its smart Mark Thanks that was mine Hey you know what settle an arguement for us I say its time to start making money through the FACEBOOK but Mark does'nt want to advertise whos right well neither of you yet The FACEBOOK is cool thats what its got going for it you dont want to ruin it with adds, because adds are'nt cool Exactly Its like your throwing the greatest party on campus and someone saying its gotta be over by 11 you dont even know what the thing is yet How big it can get, How far it can go This is no time to put your chips down A million dollars isnt cool, you know whats cool YOU A Billion dollars It shut everybody up and thats were your headed a billion dollar evaluation unless you take bad advice in which case you might as well have come up with a cahin of very succesful Yogurt shops when you go fishing you can catch alot of fish or you can catch a big fish You ever walk into a den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout No hes holding a 3000 pound marlin YEP Thats a good analogy OK we all know that Marlins dont really wegh 300 pounds right Have you seen the big ones up close No I have'nt But looking at the guy holding a Marlin the size of a RangeRover that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy I think you might be getting away from the point I dont have a dog in this fight, I just came to say HI He owned Mark after that dinner He picked up the check and he told Mark that they would talk together soon and he was gone,but not before he made his biggest contribution to the company Drop the "THE"just FACEBOOK Thats gotta be some kind of landspeed record for talking You want to end the party at 11 Im trying to pay for the party there wont be a party unless its cool Yeah sure lets drop the"THE" I meant catching the Marlin instead of 14 trout does'nt that sound good If your a trout Im going to enter this into the record, incorporation papers for FACEBOOK and their also registered in Florida why Florida Well thats were my familiy lives and ask the respondents to stipulate that the articles of incorporation state the ownership as follows I'll stipulate and that was April13th 2004 You can Mark it Do you have anything here Yes thank-you Mr.Saverin have you ever done anything that might be considered as legitimate grounds for termination NO You've never did anything to embarass the company or even seriously jeapordise it NO NO NO You were accused of Animal cruelty You were'nt This is not happenning Well I have here an article from the Crimson JESUS CHRIS I cant have this Eduardo Oh come on man, this is bullshit it another club playing a prank I'd gotten into the PHOENIX as as part of my initiation I had to for 1 week carry with me at all times, and take care of a chicken They identified you as 1 of the founders of FACEBOOK Jr Eduardo Severin Im not the expert but I think torturing animals was bad for business I did not torture the chicken,I dont torture chickens are you crazy no now settle down please I have here an article from the CRIMSON This is scathing I was having dinner at the KIRKLAND dining hall, with Mark and I had the chicken with me, cause I had to have the chicken with me at all times This is College Somebody is going to have to answer for this The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, so I had to feed my chicken, so wha..I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken Someone must have seen cause the next thing I knew, I was accused of forced cannabilism I did'nt know you could'nt do that I dealt with various animal rights groups I dealt with the associate dean at the college this was all resolved Someone from the Fly or the Porc must have reported it, for all I know it was the WinkleVoss's allright lets just forget about it This is absurd Im being accused of animal cruelty next i'll be accused of necrophelia It is better to be accused of necrophelia Im gonna have to explain this to my father ,Im goonna have to explain this to everybody what is happenning on that I have my final coming up for "Post War and Contemporary Art" and I havent been to class Im supposed to write about those 4 paintings Thats a FACEBOOK PAGE YEAH I put it under an ALIAS I posted the paintings and asked people to comment. Every once in awhile I hop and stir the pot to get a good debate going, Was Mr Zuckberg cheating on his final exam I.d rather not answer that question and why not cause Im not suing him for cheating on his final exam Thats not what freinds do well you just told us he was cheating OOPPS You told your lawyer I was torturing animals No he did'nt tell us about it at all our litigators are capable of finding a CRIMSON article In fact when we raised the subject he defended you SO OH yeah that remind me.... were gonna need more money I aggree more servers..apps Im interviewing 2 interns to come to PAULO ALTO and we are going to have to pay them something sorry what I already found a house for rent on a street 2 blocks from the STANFORD campus its perfect and its gotta pool When did you decide to go to Califrnia for the summer You mean when did I actually decide Somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker variety hout He was right California is the place we gotta be What your Jed Clampett What you got the Beverly Hill Billbillies in BRAZIL What is your problem with Sean He doesnt bring anything to the table doesnt have money, Dustns a better programmer Hes got connections got connections to VC If we need advertisers I have connections to VC The real players and as someone whos just really embarrased the company in a bad way It was the WnkleVoss's Mark Hang-on hit refresh Eduardo Congratulations You dont think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives Who came up with nothing enough to get him out of the company the drugs the girls We dont know if any of thats true Read about it and I can read about you torturing birds, since when does reading about something... dont eat other fish, the Marlins and the Trout Whats he talking about Im intervieing interns at 10 tommorow night in the CS lab Get onboard with this man you know I dont really know what else to say Whats going on They have 10 minutes to get root access to a python webserver, expose its SSL encryption then intercept all traffic over its secure port Their hacking All behind a PIX Firewall Emulator, butn heres the beauty You know I did'nt understand anything you just said right I do know that So whats the beauty every 10th line of code written they have to take a shot, and hacking supposed to be stealth, so anytime the server detects an intrusion, the candidate responsible has to take a shot. I also have a program running that has a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all 5 computers. The last candidate to hit the window has to take a shot. Plus every 3 minutes they all have to take a shot can I ask what part of the interns job will they need to be able to do drunk Your right a more relavant test would be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week That was mean HERE WHAT IS THIS I opened a new acount and put 1800 dollars in it will that get you through the summer Welcome to FACEBOOK Yes In addition to the 1000 dollars you already put up Yes A total of 19,000 dollars then YES just checking your math on that YES I got the same thing May I continue After expressing missgivings about Mr Zuckerburg taking the company and moving it to California for the summer why did you put 18000 dollars in the account for his use I figured we were partners I wanted to be a team player I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site while I was generating advertiser interest in New York But mostly I figured how much could possibly go wrong in 3 months OK ready sounds like an eight That was like a 2 Hes better then that Im OK YOU SURE Thats the doorbell I did'nt know we had a doorbell Andrew get the door No hes wired in Thats gonna cut into the security deposit MARK You live here YEAH We live right across the street, we saw the chimney come... YEAH Was anbody hurt you look We live across the street IM SHARON This is my...Sharon she lives right across the street I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney Yeah we had a little accident by the pool You came to California You made the right choice Im so sorry No problem I didnt know you were gonna No wait This house and this team are great exactly what it should be Im Sean Parker OH Hes wired in Thats what Im talkin about Wheres Eduardo He got a Internship in New York Eduardo did'nt come out I was crashing there for a little bit while I am taking care of somethings. But shes done for the summer so shes back at her parents palce and Im homeless You can crash at our place at PAULO ALTO Allright Whats your plan for the summer Im sorry I was looking at the architecture I asked what your plans were honour school till the end of the summer your date looks so familiar to me she looks familiar to alot of people what do you mean wants to buy his wife some lingerie but hes to embarased to shop for it in a department store comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesnt make you feel like a pervert. He gets a 40.000 dolar bank loan borrows another 40.00 thosand from his inlaws Opens a store and calls it VICTORIA SECRE Makes half million dollars the first year So the guy opens 3 more stores and after 5 years he sells the compant to leslie wester unlimited for 4 million dollars Happy ending right Was that a parable I date Victoria Secret models thats why shen looks familiar to you Dont be impressed wth all this I read your Blog You know why I started NAPSTER The girl loved in High School was with the co-captain of the varsity lacross team and I wanted to take her from him So I decided to come up with the next big thing I didnt know that NAPSTER wasnt a failure I changed the music industry for better and for allways It may not have been good business and it pissed alot of people off and isnt that what your FACEMASH was about Their sacred of me pal and their gonna be sacred of you and their gonna say good idea kid grown-ups are gonna take it from here but not this time this is our time This time you goona hand over a business card that says Im CEO Bitch Thats what I want from you So were the hell is Eduardo hes in New York sucking up to Ad Execs hes got a Internship The companies here, a billion dollar companies here Do you ever read FACEBOOK I know you do Eduardo maybe a business manager and for all I know he'll be a good one but He shoud'nt be in New York kissing Madison Avenues ass This is a once in a generation holy shit idea and the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold look at my face and tell me I dont know what Im talking about you ever think about that girl what girl the the girl from high school..the lacross thing no All you got is till the end of the summer tell you what you get into honour school I'll put you on 2 continents You dont have a place to crash Ithink you shouls definitely come live with us lets line up some shots excuse me can you take this away and bring back the 1922 absoloutely Mr.Parker TYLER Oh and this is my brother Cameron His Royal highness Prince Albert, Your highness this is Taylor and Cameron WinkleVoss of course brilliant race Ive never seen a race that close my grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the premiere rowers Ive been coming to HENLEY for 30 years and Ive never seen a race that close have you have you seen a race that close mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two yes thats absloutely right brutally close may I introduce my team... Im sorry you haver to excuse us we flew all the way out here to do that would'nt of missed it brother hows the royalty Ah he just wanted to tell me a couple of times how close the race was brutally, brutally excruciating Cam the guys the prince of a country the size of NANTUCKET,relax Mr.WinkleVoss That was a tough beat Im sorry dad you and Mom had to fly all this way to see this No son dont apologise to me for loosing a race like that I'd never apologise to anyone for loosing a race like that Mister Kenright Dad this Mister Kenright part of our host family this week Pleasuer to meet you, Pleasure to meet you I had a chat with my daughter she told me that she and her freinds allready talking about the race which they've just seen via their computers. A new website called FACEBOOK, do you have this in America Im gonna find your mother did I do something wrong your daughter does'nt go to school in the states No.No cambridge majoring in french literature, though I was'nt aware there was such a thing they have FACEBOOK at CAMBRIDGE And apparently OXFORD and the london school of economics for the present good race boys live to fight another day somebody watch my stuff going online are we I want to see it What are you doing Knock it off I dont mind that we lost to the Dutch by less then a secound that was a good race and that was a fair race, that was good race what I mind and you should mind showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter, we'd tried the add board, and we tried talking to the president of the uniiversity Now I am asking you for the last time Lets take the considerable resources at our disposal and sew him in Federal court Come on I need a real drink screw it Lets gut the friggin nerd but check it out, I saw him today Manningham, Mitchel Manningham Are you guys the WALLHACKS or Aimbots We dont know were just shooting at each other Use the kamikaze like we know what that is I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me to I know he did Dont frank I want to go on-line Does anybody here that banging You dont hear anything your writing code hey somebody's at the door Im gonnna call you back Whats up Whats up Mark was supposed tto pick me up at the airport an hour ago, Ive been calling his cell He was on a 36 hour coding tear so he took a nap for a few hours what happened here Not happened, happening Next big thing Eduardo Hey man Back to work Sorry about it, its the more wasted I get I meant the more.... we understand how old are they sean Its not polite to ask sean how old are they you think you know me right i've read enough you know how much i've read about you Eduardo i waited an hour for you from the airport what time is it midnight, it was 3am in New York where I just came from you got to see some of the new stuff we got Dustin show him the wall, I'm just calling it the wall forget about the wall, tell him about the meeting I got setup You know Peter Thiel NOPE No reason you should he runs funded a 2 billion dollar hedge fund called CLARIUM CAPITAL. Whys he setting up meetings for you Thiel may want to make an angel investment I dont care if hes an actual angel, why is he setting up business meetings You've had a long flight No I had a long wait at Tarmac at JFK, then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO, and in between there was a log flight Im the business end of this company and he is a house guest living here rent fre with a very generous grant from the Eduardo Severin Foundation I heard about your big ticket add buys "Jerry's Tuxedos" hey man HARVARD BARTENDING course, Your just one small step away from bagging snookies Cookies, yeah I can feel it can I talk to you alone for a minute sure UH Bong hit Im so high Hows it going, Hows the internship, Hows Christy Hows the internship Mark jesus I quit the internship we talked abou this on the phone, were you even...I quit on my first day I do rememebr you saying that YEAH Christy's crazy That can be fun NO Psychotic, shes insanely jealous, shes irrational and Im frightened of her still its nice you have a girlfreind I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company You got move out here WARDO this is where it all happening did you here what I just said the connections the energy MARK, MARK Im afraid if you dont come out here your going to be left behind I want I want I mean you what did you just say Its growing faster then any of us imagined it be Its moving fast and Sean thinks that we should... Sean's not part of this company We have over 300 thousand memebers were in 160 schools Im aware including 5 in Europe Im aware of that MARK MARK IM THE CFO We need more programmers and we need more money and he setup the THIEL meeting Hes setup meetings all over town setup other meetings YES Wthout me knowing anuthing about it Your in New York Im in in New York riding subways 14 hours a day try explaining that to me Yeah and hows it going so far what did you mean get left behind I'd like to freeze this bank account and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit May I see some ID please YEAH SURE Sean he'll be right wth you You know this where they filmed TOWERING INFERNO Hey guys come on back Did she offer you some water Oh yeah were cool you must be Mark We took a look at everything and congratulations were gonna start you off with a 500 thousand dollar invest ment Maurice is going to talk to you about some corporate restructurng Well file as a corporation in DELEWARE We've come up with a sound structure that will allow us to invest Now let me ask you something Whos Eduardo Severin When did you get back You scared me, I need you to knock When did you get back I got back this afternoon and when were you gonna call me JESUS it was kind of a bad trip and I was tired or answer 1 of my 47 texts, did you know I sent 47 texts I did and I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour are you mocking me I bought you a present Why does your status say single on your FACEBOOK page Why does your relationship status say single on your FACEBOOK page I was single when I set up the page and you never bothered to change it what I dont know do I look stupid to you no calm down Your asking me to believe that the CFO of FACEBOOK does'nt know how to change his relationship status on FACEBOOK a little embarassing You should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that GO TO HELL TAKE IT EASY You did'nt change ot so you could SCREW those little SILICON VALLET SLUTS thats not even remotely true and I can promise you that the SILICON VALLEY SLUTS dont care about anybodys relationship status on FACEBOOK please open your present YOUR PHONE DOES WORK its Mark UH open you present Its a scarf have you ever seenme wear a scarf This'll be your first YEAH You froze our accounts I did You froze the accounts I had to get you attention Mark Do you realise that you jeapordised the entire company do you realise that your actions could have permanetly destroyed everything I've been working on WE'VE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON Without money the site cant function OK let me tell you the difference between FACEBOOK and everone else We dont crash ever If the servers are down for even a day our reputation is irreversibly destroyed LOOK Even a few people leaving would reverberate, through the whole user database The users are interconnected thats the whole point College kids are line cause their freinds are online and if one domino goes the other domino goes dont you get that I am not going back to the Carribean night of 85 HOLY SHI WHATS WRONG WITH YOU did you like being nobody, Did you like being a joke, You want to go back to that Hang on That was the act of a child not a businessman certainly not the act of a freind You know how embarssed I was to cash a check today I am not going back to that life Yeah Maybe you were frustrated maybe you were angry I was I am wiiling to let bygones be bygones cause Eduardo I've got some good news Im sorry I was angry and maybe it was childish But i had to get your attention I said I've got some good news What is it Peter Thiel has made an ANGEL INVESTMENT OF HALF A MILLION DOLLARS HALF A MILLION DOLLARS and hes setting us up in an office They want to re-incorporate the company They want to meet you they need your signature on some documents, you got get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco, I need my CFO Im on my way Eduardo YEAH WE DID I Eduardo Your going back there already and also Im breaking up with you the third is an exchange agreement allowing you to exchange old shares for new shares and finally the voter holing aggreement how many shares of stock will own that represents 34.4% ownership share why the increase from the original 30% because you may dilute to award shares to new investors I love working with business majors dont you You should know that Mark has already taken his 60 down to 51 Well Mark does'nt care about the money and he needs to be protected Dustin Markowitz down to 6.81% Sean Parker 6.47% I can live with that and Peter Thiel 7% like to use my pen Eduardo Eduardo can you please repeat the question no it was an outrageously leading question the first time and now you want hear it twice yes will you read it back please go ahead COUNSEL and were you aware that when you were signing these documents that you were signing your own death certificate it was insanely stupid of me not to have lawyers look at all this stuff In all honesty I thought they were my Lawyers I was your only freind you had one freind my father wont even look at me OK Eduardo did Mr Zuckerburg say anything to you after you had signed the papers there was alot of hand shaking alot of congratualtions He already told me that he would'nt be coming back to school for at least a semester we were saying good bye for awhile before I left he said you gotta come back some time around the end of November, early December Peter wants to throw as an amazing partywhen we hit a million members, its gonna be out of control you gotts come back for it million members remember the algorythm on the window at KIRKLAND yeah i'll there sure about this your 20 minutes late Yur gonna walk in there say you overslept and you did'nt have time to get dressed Their gonna pitch you case equities theirn gonna pitch you, Their gonna beg you take their money Your gonna nod your gonna nod and then your gonna say which one of you is David Roth no not Roth Manningham. which one of is Mitchel Manningham and he'll say I am and you say Sean Parker says FUCK YOU In late November I got the e-mail from Mark telling me to come out to the late million member party party what else did the e-mail say it said that we had to have a business meeting that Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on CASE EQUITY and Manningham was so impressed that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to pin down so i went to California and I went straight to the new offices i did'nt know weather to dress for the party or the business meeting so i kinda dressed for both but it did'nt matter why not because i was'nt called out there for either one what were you called out there for an ambush Mr Severin please at first i thought he was joking giving more contrcts to sign but then I started reading well as you know we had some new investors that... what is this MARK MARK hes wired in hes wired in how about now are you still wired in you issued 24 million new shares of stock you were told that if new Investors came along how much were your shares diluted, how much were his what were Mr.Zuckerbergs shares dilutes down to it wasnt what were Mr Moscovtz's shares shares dilutes down to it wasnt what were Sean Parkers shares shares dilutes down to it wasnt what were Peters Thiels shares shares dilutes down to it wasnt and what were your ownership shares diluted down to .03 percent you signed the papers you set me up your gonna blame cause you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company its gonna be like im not a part of FACEBOOK wont be like your not a part of FACEBOOK, your not a prt of FACEBOOK my names on the MASTHEAD you may want to check again cause I froze the account you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suit and pretending you were running this company sorry my PRADAS at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck-you flip flops you pretensious douche bag securty's here you'll be leaving now im not signing those papers well get your signature tell me this is'nt about me getting into the PHOENIX i knew you did it,you planted that story about the chicken i did'nt plant that story about the chicken whats he talking about you had me accused of animal cruelty seriously what the hells the chicken what you hated most was that they identified me as a co-founder of FACEBOOK which i am you better lawyer up ASSHOLE cause im not coming back for 30%, im coming back for everything hang on i almost forgot heres your 19 thousand dollars i would'nt cash it though I drew it on the account you froze i like sitting next to you Sean it makes me look so tough thats it thats our show for tonight people i want to see everybody here geared up for a party were going to walk into that club like its MACYs Thanksgiving days parade, Mackie put it up on the screen,we've gotta almost be there you allright you were kinda rough with him thats life in the NFL you know you did'nt have to be that rough on him im putting together a party SEAN you did'nt have to be that rough on him he almost killed it i'll send flowers speaking of flowers i'm putting together a party after CAPPA PHI BETA Ashleys over there Ashley i know who she is are you guys Ashley and me no i wont go to the party why excuse me Mark we were just talking about you your doing a really good job thanks i appreciate that these came in for you put it on my desk whats the package nothing MACKIE YES SIR REFRESH you gotta hugger i know transformative , picture sharing application, a place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life it is the true, the elevation of life you go throught the party with a digital camera and your freinds re-live the party on-line and tagging the idea would it be easier without the bra i spend hours watching people on while they check their freinds status update they can see when their freinds change their profile change their photos and mostly we lived on farms. and now we live in cities and now were going to live on the interent i think i hear my mother its the cops good to see you officer what can i do for you whats going on was the music to loud we wre having a converstion miss i need you to button your blouse i can tell them to turn the music down not mine OK were going to need identification keep your hands were we can see them you got anything else in your pockets i should know about...NO NO SIR DONT BE STUPID NOW...i dont i dont whats this an inhaler pump and this...its an inhaler how old are you im 21 lying makes it worse im sorry i should'nt have lied listen something has happened its allright were gonna be alright i've posted bond i was'nt doing anything, i mean i got allergies intern it was just a party this is gonna be news Sean, its gonna be online i know you know with an underage intern its cool i have it under control its cool i have it under contro i will get it under control i will call them and see what our next move is you dont think Eduardo was involved do you you think......NO or Mannie one of them..somebody somebody sent the coke cause it got in there you believe me im sorry go home Sean Mark were done for the day yeah i was just--- what happened to Sean he still owns 7% of the company he still all you hd all day was that salad you want get something to eat I cant im not a bad guy i know that in emotinal testimony i assume 85% of it is exageration and the other 15 perjury creations the work mostly of the devil what happens now CY and the others are having a steak on university avenue then they'll come back to the office and work on a settlement deal without you their gonna settle...OH YEAH AND YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY A LITTLE EXTRA why so these guys sign a non-disclosure aggrement, they say 1 unflatering thing and your going to jail i invented FACEBOOK im talking about a jury i speialise in voire-dire jury selection what a jury sees when they look at a defendant clothes, hair speaking style likability ive licenced to pratice law for all of 20 months and i could get a jury to believe you planted the story about Euardo and the chicken watch what else why were'nt you at Seans sororty party that night you think im the one who called the police on him it does'nt matter i asked the question and now everybody is thinking about it you've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes i was drunk and angry and stupid and bloging and bloging pay them in the scheme of things just pay your ticket thats a status update you think anybody would mind if i stayed and used the computer for a minute i dont think that would be a problem i appreciate your help today your not an asshole MARK YOUR JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE
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