*. He's gone to the bathroom.
*. I've slipped on the bathroom floor.
*. I've turned on the light.
*. I've taken a pee.
*. I've taken a piss.
*. I've pissed.
*. I've pissed on myself.
*. I've pissed on my pants.
*. I've pissed standing up.
*. I've pissed sitting down.
*. I've taken a leak.
*. I've put the toilet seat down.
*. I've lifted the toilet seat.
*. I've taken a crap.
*. He's gone number one.
*. He's gone number two.
*. I've wiped my butt.
*. I've farted.
* I've had diarrhea.
*. I've been constipated.
*. I've flushed the toilet.
*. I've used a bidet.
*. The toilet's been clogged up.
*. I've used a plunger.
*. I've put the stopper in the sink.
*. I've put the stopper in the bathtub.
*. I've turned on the water.
*. I've turned off the water.
*. I've turned the water on stronger.
*. I've turned the water on softer.
*. I've filled the sink with water.
*. I've filled the tub with water.
*. I've left the water running.
*. I've squeezed pimples.
*. I've squeezed zits.
*. I've squeezed pimples with my fingers.
*. I've popped pimples with my fingers.
*. I've washed my face.
*. I've soaped my face.
*. I've washed my hands.
*. I've blown my nose.
*. I've rinsed my face.
*. My face's gotten so dry.
*. I've splashed water all over while washing my face.
*. I've took the cap off the toothpaste.
*. I've put the cap back on the toothpaste.
*. I've squeezed toothpaste onto the toothbrush.
*. I've brushed my teeth.
*. I've brushed my teeth with my electronic toothbrush.
*. I've rinsed out my mouth.
*. I've flossed my teeth.
*. I've gargled with water.
*. I've spat out the water.
*. I've dried my face with a towel.
*. I've wiped my head off with a towel.
*. I've put the towel on the rack.
*. I've wetted my hair.
*. I've shampooed my hair.
*. I've used hair conditioner.
*. I've dried my hair.
*. I've brushed my hair.
*. I've separated my hair.
*. I've combed my hair.
*. I've put some soap on the washcloth.
* I've blow-dried my hair.
*. I've taken a shower.
*. I've taken a short shower.
*. I've taken a hot bath.
*. I've taken a bath.
*. I've removed my dead skin.
*. I've taken a foot bath.
*. I've soaked in the tub.
*. I've shaved.
*. I've trimmed my beard.
*. I've cut myself while shaving.
*. I've rinsed blood off in the sink.
*. I've looked at myself in the mirror.
* I've wiped my head off with a towel.
*. I've read a newspaper while sitting on the toilet.
*. I've aired out the bathroom.
*. I've cleaned the bathroom.
*. I've wiped off the mirror.
*. I've scrubbed the floor.
*. I've sprayed air freshener.
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