Special guest: 로빈 윌리암스(Robin McLaurin Williams)
빌리 크리스탈(William Jacob Crystal)
The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
Chandler: Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” (He says it like urine sample.)
미조리인지 어딘지에 '샘플' 이란 데가 있는 거야. 그 마을에 들어서면 이런 표지가 있지, '여기는 샘플입니다'
Monica: (entering) Hey.
안녕.
All: Hey!
안녕.
Rachel: How’d it go with Pete?!
피트랑은 어떻게 됐어?
Joey: Tell us!
얘기 좀 해봐.
Monica: You’re not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
못 믿을 거야. 내가 거길 갔는데...
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. They’re both names you’ve already heard. One’s Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Billy Crystal: I’m sorry. Ex-excuse us. I’m sorry, it’s a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch)
미안합니다. 실례할게요. 자리가 없어서 그런데... 같이 앉으면 안될까요?
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
좀 땡겨 앉죠.
Billy: Yeah, move over just a little bit.
조금만 비켜줘요.
(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)
Robin: Keep on scooching.
계속 땡겨요.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’s]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
그래서, 내가 말야...
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
Robin: Why? Why?! What’s wrong with me?!
왜, 난 왜 이 모양이냐구!
Billy: What’s the matter?
왜 그래?
Robin: I have a feelin’... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.
집사람이 산부인과 의사랑 눈이 맞은 것 같아.
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Billy: How do you know?
어떻게 알았는데?
Robin: Well y'know, he’s got access.
항상 들락거리니까.
Billy: Yeah.
그래.
Robin: Y'know it’s that feeling you get, y'know?
그냥 그런 느낌이 드는 거 있잖아.
Billy: Like when you go bowling and you know you’re in somebody else’s shoes?
볼링장에 갔는데 다른 사람 신발을 신고 있는 것처럼?
Robin: That’s the one.
바로 그거야.
[cut back to the gang.]
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Pete’s...
피트한테 가서...
Ross: What happened?
어떻게 됐어?
Monica: (Robin is speaking loudly again) I...
[cut to Billy and Robin]
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I don’t know, maybe it’s my wound.
왜 이런 일이 일어나냐구! 상처 때문일지도 모르지.
[cut to the gang]
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
관두자.
Billy: So it’s-it’s not heeled yet?
상처가 아직 안 나았어?
Robin: No-no, it’s ooozing, oozing. (to Rachel) Could you pass me the cream? Is there any—Oh, there’s the cream.
고름이 질질 나온단 말야.
크림 좀 줄래요? 여기 있네.
Billy: Thomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me, and nobody else.
토마스, 다른 사람한테 듣기 전에 내가 직접 말해야겠어.
Robin: What is it, Tim?
뭔데?
Billy: It’s me, I’ve been sleeping with your wife.
자네 부인이랑 눈맞은 사람, 나야.
Joey: (to Billy) So you’re the gynaecologist?
당신이 산부인과 의사예요?
Billy: (to Joey) Hey, I’m trying to have a private conversation! Is that okay?!
이봐요, 사적인 대화를 나누는 중이잖아요!
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
냅킨 좀 줄래요? 냅킨 좀 달라니까요!
빨리 좀 못 줘요?
됐어, 관둬!
넌 내 친구도 아냐! 우린 끝났어! 이제 우린 남남이야! 넌 배신자야! 연락하지도 마!
Billy: Thomas, come back here! (they both leave)
토마스!
[cut to the gang, they’re all stunned]
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
모니카, 너 무슨 얘기하던 중이었지?
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
까먹었어.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.]
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
피트가 무슨 얘길 하려고 했던 거야? '모니카 베커' 가 돼 달라고 했니?
Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don’t take his name.
그 사람 성 쓰지 마, 네 성을 계속 쓰라구.
Monica: He didn’t ask me to marry him.
결혼해 달란 게 아니었어.
All: Ohh.
Phoebe: Well then definately don’t take his name.
그러니까 그 사람 성을 쓰면 더 안되지.
Monica: He wanted to tell me he’s gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
싸우고 뒹구는 '얼티밋 파이팅' 시합인지 뭔지에 나갈 거래.
* thingy-《익살》 이름을 모르는[잊어버린] 것, 뭐라는 것.
The Guys: Pete?!
피트가?
Rachel: Why?! What is it?
그게 뭔데?
Monica: I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.
나도 모르겠어. 레슬링 같은 건가봐.
Phoebe: (intrigued) Oh?!
Monica: Yeah, but without the costumes.
그런 옷 입는 건 아니고.
Phoebe: (disappointed) Oh.
Joey: And it’s not fake, it’s totally brutal.
그거 장난 아냐, 얼마나 잔인한데.
Chandler: Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are: “They’re are no rules.”
두 사람이 링에서 싸우는데 규정이 없는 게 규정이야.
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?
물어뜯고 머리카락 잡아당기고 그런단 말야?
Ross: Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.
그래, 눈 찌르기랑 낚시질만 빼고 다 할 수 있어.
Monica: What’s fish hooking?
낚시질이 뭔데?
Ross: Huh, what’s fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Ross’s mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
그게 뭐냐면...
고맙다, 어떻게 말해야 할지 암담했는데. 맛이 왜 이래?
Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.
내 손 깨끗해, 방금 오리 씻겨주고 왔는데.
[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. It’s good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, let’s go out there and get ‘em! Huh? And remember, there is no ‘I’ in team.
따뜻하게 맞아줘서 고맙네. 같은 팀에서 일하게 돼 기쁘네, 다 함께 열심히 뛰어보자구. 자, 그럼 나가서 뛰어볼까? 명심해, 우리 팀에 '나' 는 없다는 걸.
Chandler: Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
'내' 가 있어야 '우리' 도 있지, 다들 내 사무실로 가자구.
Doug: (to Chandler) You! Chuckles! What’s your name?
재밌는 친구, 이름이 뭐지?
Chandler: Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah...
빙입니다. 죄송해요, 전 그냥...
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
아니, 자네 얘기 들었어. 재밌군, 재밌는 거 좋아.
재밌게 열심히 일하는 거 좋지. 잘 해보자구, 빙!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is making reservations.]
Ross: (on phone) That’s right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
그래요, 라이더. 위노나 라이더 여섯이요.
고마워요.
됐어, 예약했어.
Rachel: Yes!!
신난다!
Chandler: All right buddy, way to go! (smacks him on the butt)
잘했어, 친구!
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
뭐하는 거야?
Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.
오늘 내 상사가 아무렇지 않은 얼굴로 내 엉덩일 때리더라구.
Phoebe: Yeesh, what’d you do about it?
그래서 어떻게 했어?
Chandler: Well, I didn’t do anything. I didn’t want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
가만있었지. 상사가 엉덩이 때리는 걸 물고 늘어지는 사람은 되기 싫었거든.
Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think it’s okay to be that guy.
그래? 난 그 사람이 부러운데.
Joey: Yeah, maybe it’s like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
그래, 별 거 아냐. 풋볼 선수들이 터치다운 하고 나서 이러잖아.
(Ross throws his hands out in a “What are you doing?” gesture)
Rachel: Y'know I don’t, I don’t understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin’ her boob.
난 모르겠는데, 모니카가 맛있는 스튜 끓였다고 가슴을 만져주거나 하진 않잖아.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between ‘em.
진짜 맛있는 스튜를 끓였으면, 그 속에 머리만 박아주면 돼.
Monica: Okay, can we please go eat?
그만하고 먹으러 갈래?
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
뭐 먹을까?
Monica: (to Chandler) Anything but stew.
스튜만 빼고 아무거나.
Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him.
챈들러, 이제부터 네 상사한테 기회를 주지 마. 엉덩이를 돌리지 말라구.
Joey: Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. (thinking aloud) Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?
안 그럼 따끔하게 혼내주든가. 엉덩이에 고약한 냄새가 나는 걸 발라놓는 거야. 네 엉덩이를 때리면 손에서 냄새가 나는 거지. 엉덩이에 뭘 발라야 고약한 냄새가 날까?
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
쟤가 대통령 되면 어떨까?
(Monica, Ross, Chandler, and Joey exit.)
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
레이첼, 하나만 물어보자.
Rachel: Yeah.
그래.
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
싫으면 싫다고 해, 로스한테 여자 소개시켜줘도 괜찮겠니?
Rachel: Oh, ah with who?
누구?
Phoebe: Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two aren’t together, she asked if I could set it up, but if you’re not cool with it...
내 친구, 보니. 로스가 귀엽다고 항상 그랬거든, 나한테 자리 좀 만들어 달래. 네가 싫다면...
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?
보니가 누구지?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. She’s yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
2년 전 내 생일 파티에 왔었잖아. 보통 키, 보통 체격에... 머리가 없어.
Rachel: Oh! (laughs) That’s fine.
좋아.
Phoebe: Great! Okay, good for you! (as they leave she slaps Rachel on the butt)
정말? 잘됐다.
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
넌 강철이야, 무쇠라구! 하나만 물어볼게, 컴퓨터 상담하러 전화하면, 왜 한 시간 넘게 기다려야 하지?
Pete: I told you, we’re adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
오퍼레이터들을 계속 투입하고 있으니까, 훈련에나 신경써요.
Hoshi: It’s just hard when I know I have e-mail I can’t get!
이메일을 못 받으니까 신경질이 나잖아.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
안녕.
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
모니카. 어서 와.
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
엎드려.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don’t want you to get hurt, ‘cause I kinda like you.
친구들이 그러는데 자기 하겠다는 시합 말야, 굉장히 위험하다던데. 자기 다치는 거 싫어, 자기를 좋아하니까.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I don’t want to get hurt either. I’m being smart about this. See these guys? They’re the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
나도 다치는 거 싫어. 걱정마, 잘 할 거야. 이 사람들 보이지? 최고의 트레이너들이야, 여기 호치는 옛날에 해결사였어.
화가! 화가였다는 얘기였어.
* assassin-암살자, 자객; (남의 인격·명예 따위를) 훼손하는 사람.
Monica: Promise me you’ll be careful.
조심한다고 약속해.
Pete: I promise.
약속할게.
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
우리 오늘 만나는 거지?
Pete: Yeah.
응.
Monica: Okay, good, ‘cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...
좋아, 그럼... 우리만의 시간을 갖는 거야.
Hoshi: No! No boom-boom before big fight!
큰 시합 앞두고 무리하면 안돼!
Monica: How ‘bout just a boom?
가볍게 끝내자구.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame. Ready to go to the movies?
기분 나빠, '페임' 에 나오는 학생한테 훔쳐온 기분이야. 영화보러 갈까?
Phoebe: Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie. (who has hair by the way)
레이첼, 여긴 보니야.
Bonnie: Hi!
안녕.
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) You’re Bonnie?
이게 보니야?
보니?
당신이 보니예요?
Bonnie: I can show you an ID if you want?
신분증이라도 보여줘요?
Rachel: Oh no, I’m sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
아뇨, 전에 봤을 때랑 많이 달라져서요.
Bonnie: Oh yeah, well I just started wearing bras again.
네, 브래지어를 다른 걸로 바꿨거든요.
Rachel: Oh, that must be it.
그래서 그런가.
Phoebe: (to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.
그럼, 재밌게 보내.
Bonnie: Thanks! You too.
고마워, 너도.
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
Rachel: (to Phoebe) You said she was bald.
머리가 없댔잖아.
Phoebe: Yeah, she was bald, she’s not now.
옛날엔 없었는데 지금은 있네.
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
머리가 있다는 말을 왜 안 한 거야?
Phoebe: I don’t know, I hardly ever say that about people.
나 원래 그런 말 잘 안 하잖아.
Rachel: (looks in the window) Ohh, well, this is just perfect!
이게 뭐야!
Phoebe: Well I’m sorry, I thought you said it was okay.
미안해, 너도 괜찮다고 했잖아.
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
그랬지, 괴상망측한 대머리라고 생각했으니까. 근데 머리털이 부숭부숭하잖아.
Phoebe: Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Ross won’t like her personality.
잘 안될지도 몰라. 성격이 맘에 안 들지도 모르지.
Rachel: Why, does she have a bad personality?
성격이 영 아니야?
Phoebe: Oh no, Bonnie’s the best!
아니, 좋아!
[Scene: Chandler’s office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandler’s co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
빙!
자네 제안서 읽었네, 홈런 감이야.
빗나갔잖아. 이리 대! 빨리!
좋았어, 아주 좋아.
계속 열심히들 하라구.
Chandler: (to his co-workers) What is with him?
왜 저래?
Phil: With him? You’re is favourite, you’re his guy!
무슨 소리야? 자네를 예뻐하니까 그렇지.
Stevens: We never get smacked.
우린 한번도 안 때려.
Chandler: Well, that’s not true, he-he smacked you once.
저번에 한번 때렸잖아.
Phil: Not on purpose, he ricocheted of you and got me.
자네를 때리려다가 빗나가서 내가 맞은 거지.
Stevens: I’m telling you, I need some smacks. I got a kid starting Dartmouth in the fall.
나도 좀 맞아봤으면 좋겠어. 우리 애가 가을에 다트머스에 가거든.
* Dartmouth-다트머스(영국의 항구; 해군 사관 학교가 있다); 영국 해군 사관 학교(Royal Naval College).
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
다트머스? 누가 다트머스에 가? 다트머스는 꽝이야. 자네가 가나, 빙?
Chandler: No sir.
아뇨.
Doug: There you go. (smacks him on the butt)
그래야지.
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Ross: (walking up with this huge tub-o-popcorn and drink) Hey!
이거 봐.
Monica: God Ross, what is that?
오빠, 이게 뭐야?
Ross: Yeah, it’s the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!
'얼티밋 파이팅' 콤보야. 30센트 깎아주고, 컵도 가져가도 된대, 잘됐지?
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! He’s known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
뉴욕 출신으로 '얼티밋 파이팅' 시합 챔피언전에 데뷔하는 선수입니다. 막나가는 비즈니스 스타일로 유명하죠. 신사숙녀 여러분, 소개합니다. 피트 베커!
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
사랑해, 피트!
Announcer: And his opponent, from Hunnington Beach, California! He’s a 300 pound street fighter, Tank Abbottttttt!!!!
그에 맞서는 경쟁자는 헌팅턴 비치에서 온 136킬로그램의 거구입니다. 탱크 애보트!
(The crowd goes wild, and Ross is the only one boo-ing him.)
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guy’s pretty huge!
피트! 저 사람 덩치 봐.
Pete: Don’t worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponent’s strength and weight against him.
걱정마, 상대의 힘과 무게를 이용하는 법을 배웠거든.
Ross: Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble.
저 사람 이제 큰일났다.
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths “I love you.” to him.)
Ross: All right! You go get him! Let’s go!
좋아, 뭉개버려요!
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, “Yes.”) Let’s get it on!!
좋아요, 시작합니다.
준비됐어요?
준비됐죠?
시작!
(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)
Pete: Uh-oh.
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
* wince-주춤하다, 움츠리다.
Commercial Break
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Monica: Hey! (she sits down next to him) It’s me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.
자기, 나야. 모니카. 자기가 얼마나 자랑스러운지 알아?
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant “You suck!”
사람들이 등신이라고 손가락질 하는데 그 말이 먹힐 것 같아?
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
처음엔 정신나갔다고 생각했지만, 결국 해냈잖아. 나중에 뒤돌아봤을 때 후회는 없을 거야.
Pete: What, look back?
뒤돌아봐?
Monica: Well, you’re not gonna get going are you?
이제 그만하는 거 아냐?
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
하나만 물어볼게. 내가 챔피언 됐어?
Monica: Well, no. But...
아니, 하지만...
Pete: Well I’m not gonna stop until I’m the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
챔피언이 될 때까지 절대로 멈추지 않을 거야.
Monica: That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!
그 사람, 자기 기절할 때까지 목에 올라탔잖아.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
내 얘기 들어봐. 내가 '모스 865' 를 하루아침에 만들어낸 줄 알아? 아냐. 처음엔 '모스 원' 을 만들었는데 차고에서 타 없어져 버렸지. '모스 투' 는 1월 계획표로 써 버렸지. '모스 862' 를 만들면서 배운 게 많아. 이번 시합에서는 목을 타고 누르면 안된다는 교훈을 배웠지.
Monica: You didn’t know that already?
그건 벌써 알고 있던 거잖아.
Pete: Look, I’m gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
이제 더 잘 할 수 있어. 알았지? 약속할게.
Monica: Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast.
잘 해야 돼.
빨리 끝나게.
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
그리고, 호치가 그러는데 자기가 링에 나와서 집중이 안된 거래.
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
그래. 그게 문제였나보네.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs.]
Monica: (joining them) Hey.
오빠.
Ross: Hey! How long until Pete’s fight?
피트 시합 얼마나 남았어?
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
5분. 지금 상대 선수랑 인터뷰해. 이란에 가서 도둑들 팔 뽑는 기술을 익혔대.
Ross: Hot dog?
핫도그 먹을래?
Monica: Four, please. (Ross looks at her) I’m really nervous. (Ross gives her the four dogs) Thank you. (she grabs four buns, and heads back inside)
네 개 줘.
떨려 죽겠어.
고마워.
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
로스, 보니랑 어떻게 됐어?
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific.
솔직히 아무 기대 없이 나갔어. 누굴 좋아하게 될 것 같지 않았거든, 근데 보니는 맘에 들어.
Phoebe: Ohh, that’s too bad!
안됐다.
Ross: No, I-I’m saying I liked her.
아니, 좋았다니까.
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.
기운 내, 세상의 반은 여자니까.
Ross: Pheebs, I think she’s great. Okay? We’re going out again.
피비, 좋다니까. 우리 또 만나기로 했어.
Phoebe: Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?
알아들었어. 그 말 밖에 할 말이 없니?
Chandler: (joining them) Hey! Which one’s my turkey burger?
어떤 게 내 터키 버거야?
Ross: Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry.
발 옆에 있는 거. 미안.
Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Hey, the fight’s starting!
시합 시작한다.
Ross: Okay, we’ll be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
금방 들어갈게.
네 상사가 엉덩이 또 때렸어?
Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.
아홉 번이나! 로션까지 발랐다니까! 괜찮아, 내일 가서 시험을 해볼 생각이거든, 계획대로면 내 엉덩이는 접근 금지 구역이 되는 거야.
Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Fight’s over!
시합 끝났다!
(Chandler, Ross, and Phoebe all stop dead in their tracks at the news.)
[Scene: Chandler’s office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
저기요, 덕.
스포츠 팬, 계세요?
Doug: (turning around) Bing! You got those numbers for me?
빙, 자료 뽑아왔나?
Chandler: No, I ah, I didn’t do them.
아뇨, 안했어요.
Doug: Oh, you forgot?
깜빡했나?
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didn’t do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly don’t deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
아뇨, 그냥 안했죠. 대신 친구들하고 어울려서 맥주 마시고 놀았어요. 전 칭찬받을 자격 없어요, 말이든... 행동이든요.
Doug: Well, I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home, Tapanzi Bridge never looked smaller. (laughs) That’s okay, you’re still my number one guy! (slaps him on the butt) Bing!
나도 어제 완전히 망가졌어. 어떻게 집에 갔는지 눈이 뵈는 게 없더라구.
괜찮아, 그래도 자네는 예쁘기만 해.
빙!
* dicey-《英구어》 위험한, 아슬아슬한; 불확실한.
Chandler: Doug!!
덕?
Doug: Hmm.
Chandler: I’m a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
감정 표현 방법이 저한테는 약간 불편하거든요.
Doug: Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!
말버릇 나쁜 거 말인가? 내가 좀 그렇긴 하지. 그게 정 불편하면... 엿이나 먹으라구!
Chandler: No, no. It-it’s not about the swearing, it’s more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
아뇨, 그것 때문이 아니에요. 그것보다는... 뜨거운 열정을 손에 듬뿍 담아서, 제 엉덩이를 때리는 거요.
Doug: Oh?
Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.
오해하지 말구요, 절 좋아하시는 건 고마운데 뒤쪽이 좀 예민하거든요. 게다가 다른 사원들이 질투를 해서 말예요.
Doug: Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! You’re okay.
알았네, 이런 말하기 쉽지 않았을 텐데. 빙, 잘 알았네.
Chandler: Okay. (he starts to leave)
좋아요.
Doug: Ha! (goes to smack him on the butt, but stops, faking Chandler out) Ahhhhhhh!
Chandler: Ahhhhh! (walks out, imitating shooting himself in the head)
[Scene: The street outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking.]
Phoebe: Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?
땀투성이 거인 셔츠 주머니에 살래, 아님 은밀한 데서 살래?
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl.
세상에. 피비, 저기 봐. 로스랑 그 여자야.
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
Phoebe: No! No! Look at that! (drags her away from the window) It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!
안돼! 이것 좀 봐, 개미야! 팀으로 일하나봐.
Rachel: Phoebe! (goes back to the window)
피비!
Phoebe: (looking in the window) Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Let’s go.
로스가 저 여자한테 헤어지자고 말하나봐. 달래주려는 모양이네. 가자.
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that’s, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
피비, 잘 좀 봐. 헤어지는 게 아냐, 보라구. 너도 알잖아, 지금 두 번째 데이트 중이란 말야. 저 여자가 로스 허벅지에 손을 올리고 있어.
Phoebe: Oh no! That really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive.
아냐, 별 거 아냐, 쟤가 공격적인 성향이 있거든.
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
피비, 다 네 잘못이야. 둘이 결혼하면 네 탓이라구.
Phoebe: You said it was okay!
너도 괜찮다고 했잖아.
Rachel: You said she was bald!!
네가 대머리라고 했으니까.
Phoebe: What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!
대머리였어, 대머리였다구.
Rachel: Phoebe, we can’t, we just can’t just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!
보고만 있을 순 없어. 두 사람 갈라놓자. 네가 들어가서 머리를 확 밀어버려. 대머리 만들어버리란 말야.
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I don’t get it. Aren’t you the one that decided that you didn’t want to be with Ross?
우선 숨 좀 쉬어봐. 둘째, 난 이해가 안 가는데, 로스랑 헤어지기로 한 거 네 결정 아니었니?
Rachel: (quietly) Yes.
그랬지.
Phoebe: Well isn’t he your friend? Don’t you want him to be happy?
이젠 친구가 됐는데 친구가 행복한 게 싫어?
Rachel: Yes.
아니.
Phoebe: So?
그런데?
Rachel: I just y'know, I didn’t expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
이렇게 빨리 행복해질 줄은 몰랐단 말야.
Phoebe: (sits down next to her and hugs her) Oh no.
이런.
Rachel: What?
왜?
Phoebe: Oh, we killed them all.
개미 다 죽었겠다.
Rachel: Oh!
(They both jump up and wipe off their butts.)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: It’s okay, it’s not as bad as it looks, it’s a precaution. Ah, I’m not supposed to move my spine.
괜찮아, 그리 심각한 건 아냐, 조심하느라고 그래. 척추 움직이면 안되거든.
* precaution-(…에 대한/…할) 예방 조치[수단], 예방책, 사전 대책.
Monica: Please tell me you’re stopping now.
제발 그만한다고 말해줘.
Pete: I’m fine! I’d fight tonight, if they’d let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle I’m marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
난 괜찮아, 시켜만 주면 오늘밤이라도 싸울 거야.
여기 이 원 보이지? 내 '공격 구역' 이야.
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
미쳤어, 제발 그만둬.
Pete: I can’t until I’m the ultimate fighter. I will do it. I’m telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, I’m not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.
챔피언이 될 때까지 계속할 거야. 아이들이 나랑 수퍼맨이 싸우면 아이들이 나랑 수퍼맨이 싸우면. 수퍼맨을 이긴단 얘긴 아니지만, 애들은 순진하잖아.
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
좋아, 앉아서 내 얘기 좀 들어봐. 자기는 소질이 없어. 챔피언이 될 수가 없다구. 절대!
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s Apple, but that really hurt.
척추도 심하게 다치고, 팔도 부러지고 목도 다쳐서 아파 죽겠지만, 자기 말이 더 아파.
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you’re gonna have to do it without me.
그래서 말인데... 난 자기 몸 막 굴리는 거 보고 있을 수가 없어. 꼭 이걸 하겠다면, 나 없이 해야 할 거야.
Pete: Well if you’re asking me to quit, then you’re asking me to be someone I’m not. I’ve got to do this.
이걸 그만두라는 건, 나더러 다른 사람이 되라는 얘기야. 꼭 해야겠어.
Monica: Then I’ve gotta go. Bye. (kisses him and starts to walk out)
그럼 난 갈게.
Pete: Mon-Monica?
모니카?
Monica: Yes?
응?
Pete: Could you leave a note? ‘Cause I’m on a lot of pain killers now, and I don’t know if I’ll remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
쪽지라도 남겨줄래? 진통제 때문에 내일 기억 못할 것 같아.
[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so I’m happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldn’t have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
결과적으로 상향선이야, 그래서 기분 캡이야. 다들 잘했어. 내일 8시 반에 보자구.
필, 잘했어.
스티븐스, 아주 잘하고 있어.
골드버그, 미친 자식. 사랑해.
빙, 잘했어. 자네 없인 못 했을 거야.
Chandler: Thank you, sir.
감사합니다.
Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.
깜빡하고 가방을 두고 왔네요, 실수로.
Doug: Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! (smacks him on the butt) (to Chandler) Well, what about you? You’re not feeling left out or anything are ya?
그랬겠지. 맨날 깜빡하잖아, 멍청하게!
자넨 어때? 자네도 뭘 두고 갈 건가?
Chandler: No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous.
아뇨, 아닙니다. 속보이잖아요.
Doug: Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?
다들 한 대씩 맞으니까 자네도 맞고 싶지?
Chandler: Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!
그래요.
Doug: Now get on out of here, you! (smacks him on the butt)
좋았어, 친구!
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, he’s just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
피트 베커 선수, 빙빙 돌면서 기회를 엿보고 있습니다. 브루저 선수, 덤빕니다.
Chandler: Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!
도망가, 살고 싶으면 도망가, 돈 많은 미치광이야!
Rachel: Oh, I can’t watch this. (turns her eyes away)
못 보겠다.
Joey: Check it out, he’s winning! (to Monica) Pete’s winning!
이것 좀 봐, 이것 좀 봐!
Monica: Really?!
정말?
Joey: No-o-o!!
아니!
TV Announcer: Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area.
브루저 선수, 베커 선수를 특유의 기술로 후리고 있습니다.
All: Oh! Oh! (they all recoil in horror)
Phoebe: Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?
저게 특유의 기술이야? 너무 못됐다.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn’t want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can’t.
정말 웃긴다. 전에 사귄 리차드는 아이 낳기를 싫어했는데, 피트는 낳고 싶어도 못 낳게 됐어.
All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)
End