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<P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#7820b9>청년 실업 100만시대 입사원서</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움"><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">모든 타이어는 입으로 불어넣겠습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">자동차 충돌시험을 할때 본인이 직접탑승한후</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">보고서를 재출하겠습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">구급차는 필요없습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">수중작업을 할때 산소통은 필요없습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">용접봉도 주지마십시요.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">라이터로 용접하겠습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> - 현대조선소 지원자</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">독도기지국 건설할때 송신탑 들고있겠습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">간식은 사양합니다. 갈매기로 해결하겠습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT color=#0075c8><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> - sk텔레콤 지원자</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
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