구수한 부산사투리

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD colSpan=4 height=8></TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff>.. </TD> <TD vAlign=top width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER></CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffff>.. </TD> <TD vAlign=top width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100,style=2,finishopacity=0; CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2F1049571106%2F01.gif" name=zb_target_resize xxxxxxxxxxxxxxonclick="/*window.open*/(this.src)"><IMG style="CURSOR: hand" height=130 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2F1_1872_6.gif" width=120 border=0 name=zb_target_resize xxxxxxxxxxxxxxonclick="/*window.open*/(this.src)"><IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100,style=2,finishopacity=0" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2F1049571106%2F01.gif"><PRE></PRE> <UL> <UL> <UL> <UL> <UL>부산 말의 놀라운 압축 능력<PRE></PRE></UL></UL></UL></UL></UL> 부산 말의 압축 능력은 알집(Alzip)의 압축률도 따라올 수없다. ( )는 압축비. -고등학교 수학 선생님 =고다꾜 쏵쌤(9:5) －저것은 무엇입니까? =저기 뭐꼬?(2:1) －할아버지 오셨습니까? =할뱅교?(3:1) －저기 있는 저 아이는 누구입니까? =쟈는 누고?(13:4) －니가 그렇게 말을 하니까 내가 그러는 거지, 니가 안 그러는데 내가 왜 그러겠니? =니 그카이 내 그카지, 니 안 그카믄 내 그카나?(31:17) －나 배고파!/ 밥 차려놨어! 밥 먹어! =밥도!(2:1)/ 자! 무라!(8:3) －어, 이 일을 어떻게 하면 좋아? =우야노!(11:3) －어쭈, 이것 봐라! (2:1) =이기요! －너 정말 나한테 이럴 수 있니? =팍! (11:1) －왜 그러시는가요? =멍교?(7:2) －야, 그러지 좀 마! =쫌!(6:1) －이 물건 당신 건가요? =니끼가?(8:3) －네, 그건 제 물건입니다. =언 도!(9:2) －어디에 숨기셨나요? =우쨌노?(7:3) <UL> <UL> <UL> <UL> <UL> <IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100,style=2,finishopacity=0; CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2F1049571106%2F01.gif" name=zb_target_resize xxxxxxxxxxxxxxonclick="/*window.open*/(this.src)"><IMG style="CURSOR: hand" height=130 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2F1_1872_6.gif" width=120 border=0 name=zb_target_resize xxxxxxxxxxxxxxonclick="/*window.open*/(this.src)"><IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100,style=2,finishopacity=0" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2F1049571106%2F01.gif"><PRE></PRE> <UL> <UL> <UL> <UL> <UL> <MARQUEE style="LEFT: 300px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 420px" scrollDelay=100 direction=up behavior=alternate width=300 height=300> <MARQUEE scrollDelay=100 behavior=alternate><IMG style="CURSOR: hand" height=50 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2Fanimal_95.gif" width=44 border=0 name=zb_target_resize xxxxxxxxxxxxxxonclick="/*window.open*/(this.src)"></MARQUEE></MARQUEE> <MARQUEE style="LEFT: 300px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 420px" scrollDelay=100 direction=up behavior=alternate width=500 height=400> <MARQUEE scrollDelay=100 behavior=alternate><IMG height=85 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2Fanimal_58.gif" width=85 border=0></MARQUEE></MARQUEE> <MARQUEE style="LEFT: 240px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 300px" scrollDelay=100 direction=up behavior=alternate width=500 height=500> <MARQUEE scrollDelay=100 behavior=alternate><IMG height=70 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1004bang.net%2F1004board%2Fdata%2Fimage6%2Fanimal_57.gif" width=85 border=0></MARQUEE></MARQUEE> <MARQUEE style="LEFT: 360px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 360px" scrollDelay=100 direction=up behavior=alternate width=40 height=500> <MARQUEE scrollDelay=100 behavior=alternate></MARQUEE></MARQUEE></UL></UL></UL></UL> <UL> <CENTER><BGSOUND src="http://www.1004bang.org/music/1004bang-bgm3/tr002.wma" loop=infinite> </CENTER></UL></UL></UL></UL></UL></UL></UL> <DIV align=center><A href="xxxxxxxxxxxxxxjavascript:void(/*window.open*/(" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxonfocus="blur()" sendmail_this2.php?id='rest&no=561","sendmail","width=400,height=390,statusbar=no,scrollbars=no,toolbar=no,top=0,left=200"))"'></A></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> <TD></TD> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></xBODY></xHTML></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width="18" nowrap> </TD> <TD nowrap valign="top" align="right">