i indeed had a most untold ,immeasurably enchanting weeks stay at the one goteburg.
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from tin shed airport i clumsily lugged myself aboard a limmossine bus. was is that?. .''the shed'' provided me with nothing but grief.the stupid blondie office jerk, clerk, gave me the el fucking evil eyes. the overgrown lady gave me a ''you cant even work a telephone box,you useless migget '' look .but she said'' ohh its easy you just put coins in it.'' ohh jesus christ, go home.but couldnt say that she was a home.thats when i used my cunning.ahh yes i gave her a 100 kronas and thanked her for her ''wonderful pleasant service,you shant be so kind next time''.she left the desk tryed to help me ,realised i sweet fucking right.the phone took neither coins or cards.its funny how they have donation boxs shaped like phoneboxes.mmm
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so i was on the bus and was directing my lonesome self to dysiksgalan or stalhandskegatan or varflodsgaton.look when im a tightarse backpacker and want directions over the phone i dont want a 14 letter dribble.how inconsiderate and thoughtless.but paola was everso consider and thoughtful
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i seriously drifted aimlessly around gothenburg.inquiring and recieve the standard life story gibberish.ohh by the way whats the deal with that anyway.us english speakers must seem like such arrogant fucker.its goteburg.[sorry dont have the e with the double dost above it].well young thomas pops out like a jack rabbit.in this town of 600000. he finds me .could have been telepathic skills or realised i had a leather fetish.
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or maybe not.
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did the old standard blinkered stroll around town and duly responded with pleasantries.''oh its got a nice atmosphere'',''oh everyones so warm and friendly'' , ''i could live here''.i was secretly hiding a lie.
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i really did fucking like it.
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i thought ''oh theyve got a nice beer'';
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''oh everyones so norm and deadly ''
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''i could live''
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and so the by mid week,we kept the doors shut,didnt speak to the conservative neighbours,didnt make a peep on the trams.and sowed my lips together.
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i observed the same blonde haired[it must be straightened with a ''Babyliss Straightener''],blue eyed ,sunbed orange tanned trim slim young teen.[ Ab Cruncher and Atkins diet used in combination].
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i must have seen this same girl about 4539 times in one day.i think she was stalking me.if i did leave by the end of the week a restraining order would have been the order.
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i saw her on the tram ,the streets,on television,markets.everywhere.not healthy.
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i was thinking ,as i occassionally do, that ultra violet ray should tint some in violet.its all chaos ,no order.no if a violet tanned girl obssessed over me i wouldnt mind.quite a novelty.but as novelty things lose their noveltiness you'd obviously cast her to the wastelands-thats norway.greenlands slightly better.don't you think.
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oh oh sorry now twas on my soujourn back in sweden.young thomas and paola were truly wonderful hosts.made stay delightful.both paola's and thomas' family gave me a great insight into whats lifes like in sweden.
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.mm would that be nice.but there are other places for me to conquer.
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so the journey goes on, and on.
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cheers..
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