it’s everyone’s favorite time of year- the time where we ask ourselves, “am i sick? or is it Just allergies?”. full of snot head to toe. i know you were curious about my mucus production WELL WONDER NO LONGER KEVIN you’re welcome.
oh speaking of snot idk if i ever said this
this is the funniest thing you have Ever said. “they saw it so i might as well address it” i don’t know why that made me cackle. ur just like me for REAL.
OH SHIT ALSO THE PREVIEWS FOR THE ALBUMS the toe tags go hard. it’s So hardcore i’m real excited for this comeback. i’m always excited for y’all’s comebacks but this one feels like it’s gonna slay EXTRA hard u know what i mean ?
i think i should quit my job. this is unrelated but i really think i should. i hate this damn job OH i guess yesterday (i wasn’t there) someone in a different district from us quit, and sent out an ENTIRE hate email abt the company. it was deleted but my coworker took pictures. it was SPICY the entire time i was just like LET! HER! COOK!!!! like she was so real for that. i wanna do that when i leave in a couple months. i got some bullet points Locked and LOADED dude.
oh, congratulations to You, specifically
i’m sure you’re a proud 남동생 :’) I’M DOWNLOADING RENAISSANCE RIGHT NOW ONTO MY IPOD DON’T U FRET KEVIN IMMA PLAY IT AT WORK TO CELEBRATE. i’ll play heated i like that song a lot.
told ya so :p
now i get to commit time theft
OMG MOTHER FU- okay i came in an HOUR early today to do training for … whatever the hell i don’t even know but the link isn’t even available yet so i was, again, just committing time theft AND NOW I HAVE TO COME IN AN HOUR EARLY AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY TO DO IT. I WASN’T EVEN MEANT TO WORK TODAY ok whatever idc more hours for emma i guess more hours means more money to spend money on you but GAH DAMN.
who is that beyonce impersonator that was on drag race? tyra sanchez? i think? she slayed LOL HEATED RIGHT INTO WHISPER. BEYONCE TRANSITION TO TBZ EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD BE YES GAWD
oh do u wanna see my brother and brother in law’s dog
his name is napoleon bonabark, but i always just call him bubbins.
he reminds me of this guy. i Don’t know what kind of dog he is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. he looks so small but i know him to be a Goliath.
“i just have a return to make” 10 minutes after we opened? i will gut you like a fish.
alright well memma 0 for 2, worked on markdowns for like 20 minutes and they aren’t even ACTIVE YET
0 FOR 3 I JUST ALMOST CLOSED THE REGISTER damn i am Not slaying today.
every day. every day i have to remind myself it’s not worth it to quit, i’m leaving in less than 2 months anyways.
i wanna see you vogueing. like So bad. that’s what i want for my birthday this year (in 7 months) i want u to vogue on tiktok. i think you would slay. the end of heated would be Perfect for it i think u should do it.
ok i’m clocked out now GOD i hate my job. anyways. i’m gonna grab my guitar and skedaddle on down to my friend’s place to practice for a while. plus they’re showing the house and i CANNOT. do the small talk today, i don’t have the energy for small talk.
oh my other image picket came in the mail. LMAO
man you’re onto smthn with renaissance man. i’m sorry it took me so long but i finally have time to listen to it thru straight and MAN. SHE’S COOKIN MAN. i’ve always liked beyonce but man she ate with this one. ate and left no crumbs
sorry i was texting and driving do u still think i’m sexy y/n
OK i’m home now EUGH what a long day. i’m so sleepyyyyyyy i wanna go to bed. i’m gonna decompress now.
ok i’m gonna end it here BYE
~emma-elayne (face card never dee-clines my GAWD‼️)