ok i need to type this out before i forget, its 9:27am i just woke up i had some WEIRD dreams. so first i was in this like?? building?? i think it was a cat cafe, and i kept seeing trixie mattel but she was out of drag, but i still recognized her, and then right as she was about to leave i finally told her how big of a fan of her work i am, and she gave me the longest hug in the world (mayb that means something maybe i’m starved of human touch), and then beyonce walked in (????) and came to sit with me and we were waiting to go on some log flume ride (it was ripsaw falls at universal orlando look it up), and i took a picture of us doing a joined hand heart for some reason ?? but like my phone keyboard was so weird like the top 2 rows were just weirs symbols and shapes like that was the new ios update and everyone else understood how it worked but i kept getting really frustrated and couldn’t understand it and then i got in trouble for not listening to instructions at the end of that ride, and then i went to a classroom and my old ag science teacher was there ???????? i don’t even remember his name, and then i had to write an essay about percussion but i had to do it on my phone with the weird symbols and then i woke up and now i have to pee. i think something’s wrong with me psychologically, i also woke up in the family guy death pose
JESUS, HELLO, GOOD MORNING
i have 2 questions:
1. Pecs (not a question just an observation)
2. WHAT lipstain/lipstick do they use on you, gah DAMN i’m bout to cop it for MYSELF it’s SO beautiful oh my god.
also BABY LIP
i call it baby lip, idk what else to call it, it’s the thing that babies have BUT IT’S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING EVER
ok i feel the need to talk to you abt this, i have been absolutely BINGE WATCHING drag race (i think that’s probably why trixie was in my dream last night) and i FORGOT ABT ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUEENS!! MIZ CRACKER!!!! she’s so funny omg. we have sort of the same taste in queens, you and i - bianca del rio, trixie and katya, sasha velour, etc. i haven’t watched Any of the new season yet, my big thing is like. i like the queens that i like and i’m not open to branching out OH OMG ALSO my problematic fave- WILLAM! i LOVED willam man, i thought she was so funny. she has that ridiculousness knock off show on youtube, willam’s beatdown, it’s iight. i used to watch it A LOT when i was a teenager
omg i was like RUNNING out the door to go to work and
only God knows. how long this has been in my shoe. probably forever to be honest. i’m gonna be finding these until the day i die probably
:( the UPS man said i look like a rockstar today. i’m gonna miss him he’s so nice. his name is daniel, like the elton john song.
im facing the most important decision of the day rn. what to have for dinner at work.
SPEAKING OF WORK idk if i said this yesterday, i was dying tbh (i took medicine finally and i feel way better), but i gave my official last day- march 11th. BUT girl okay apparently i get paid out at the end of my time here for vacation hours but not for sick time?? because apparently sick time “isn’t earned”?? when it literally is?? it’s accrued every paycheck?? so I’M confused. but my store manager was like take a couple sick days, just give me a heads up when you wanna use it so :D i Will milk this company for everything they’re worth trust and believe.
i have a headache again booooooo.
omg
apparently kim chi is watching boys planet 999 LMAO that’s so funny. slay honestly
ok end of the night. i’ve been putting out shipment for like 5 hours straight time to commit time theft for the last half hour heheeeeeeee
i’m so hungry i can’t wait to go home and eat FOOD. we have those like. strawberry cream creme savers things ? the old lady candy. they’re like .. they’re not even purse candies they’re like POCKET BOOK candies but gah DAMN they’re GOOD. my manager got me some and i’ve been snacking on them so i don’t die before i get home. when i work in the afternoon like .. i don’t really start to get hungry until like 4pm so i end up dying by the time i get to the end of my shift. (i’m just babbling out of boredom at this point LOL)
OH actually, we’ll officially be moving across the entire mf country on march 14th abouts. my brother is coming in from arizona to ride with me so i don’t fall asleep at the wheel (and so he can see family), i’m gonna force him to listen to tbz nonstop. i was HOPING we would be leaving at the END of march so i could torment him with a fall out boy album listening party but <\3 oh well. well now i’m pissed cuz i sent my fob preorders to my parents’ place and i didn’t even HAVE to. oh well <\3 i’m also not gonna be able to preorder ur album i’m sowwy :( i’m gonna have to wait ‘til we’re settled and we get the address change set up and everything to get it but Trust and Believe i Will be purchasing. i have every other mf album why not give you more of my money amiright. throwin dolla dolla bills at u like it’s a strip club (<— is that the joke that’s finally gonna get me banned? WE’LL SEE LOL)
speaking of tbz, lemme enter my shark tank era and give u some merch ideas shall i (so i can spend More money):
-airpods pro case (PLEASE i have my RTK case on my old airpods but i used those to DEATH PLZ i want another tbz case <\3)
-ACRYLIC photocard holders not the ones u had for the film fest altho i do love those (fans make them all the time and i have a few but. i like official merch i’m a weirdo)
-MORE TEE SHIRTS!! I LOVE BAND TEES (clearly)
-MORE ZIP UP HOODIES PLZ my closet is 7/8 hoodies but i need m o r e
-socks (why not?)
and that’s it take this to ur merch team plz thanks <3
kev i gotta b honest with you. think church girls is my new fave off renaissance. MAN UR ONTO SMTHN WITH THIS DAMN ALBUM it took a while to hit with me but god damn it H I T S.
omg i’m getting ready to close and GIRL.
AIN’T NO WAY U NEED A POP THIS DAMN BIG BE FUCKIN FOR REAL.
ok i got bored after closing the gate
now i’m gonna clock out and go eat FOOD i’m EXCITED YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh as i was walking out this BARBER (there’s a barber shop in the mall) was walking out at the same time, he keeps trying to ask me out, i always just brush him off or tell him i have a boyfriend (you. LOL again ur a great cover), but it makes me so uncomfortableeeeeeeeeeeee i try and avoid him as much as i can. one more month 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
ok i’m HOME, i ate FOOD (i made grilled cheese, mmmm sustinence) ACTUALLY i have an unpopular opinion, and this may change your general overall opinion of me and i’m Sorry- i eat grilled cheese with ketchup BEFOREYOUBOOMEWAITAMINUTELETMEEXPLAIN— … it’s basically the same as having it with tomato soup. it’s another tomato byproduct AND I DON’T CARE IT’S GOOD DON’T BOO ME.
… i feel like i had smthn else to say. but i can’t remember. OH WELL BYE LOL i’m so hyper. maybe it’s all that caffeine i had today aaaaahhhhhhhdjdndkdnskfhskbfksdioznelsjcosndlslejfnfskicoelsmcosjs BYE
~emma-elayne, ZOOMIN 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
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