Hellooooo, Kevin!
It’s Ryna with many many hobbies and you need to tell them to drop the tour dates bc I need time to assess my budget and schedule.
I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day. It won’t cost much just your voice.
jk. That's the lyrics to Poor Unfortunate Souls. (My favorite version is Sherie Rene Scott ver. btw)
But seriously, your company should drop the tour dates soon. Do you know how much planning goes into going to a concert when you’re a virgo? Can you imagine??
I actually don’t want to plan things too much. There are things I can just skip. I can just chill and go there with no sign, no toys, no planning, no making freebies, no thinking about outfits and just wearing whatever etc. But is that who I am?
I’m the person who went to an online concert watch party with gift bags for everyone in the party, snacks, sweets, free stickers which I chose based on their biases, laminated handmade tickets, etc. I also made that tbz-related CAH card game for the party. I do not know how to chill.
Last time, I didn’t make a sign. This time, I think I will. Will you be able to see a sign that’s a little smaller than an A4 paper? I don’t want to make big ones bc I don’t wanna block other people’s views. Or should I just sit very close to the stage? Will there be standing tickets? Is my body too old for a standing ticket? My anxiety won’t allow me to be in a high-density crowd tho. I wanna be in the pit but kinda chilling in the back. While people are cramped up at the barricade, I can just jump around in the back. That would be fun.
I need the dates, so I’ll know if I have to take leaves or not. We have to do that in advance, you know? Can I bribe you? If the dates are dropped within this week I’ll use ancient magic to make Bey release more tour dates that coincide with your days off. Then again, should I just use magic to find out the dates myself? Is there a ghost at ist building I can summon, preferably one that loves eavesdropping on division 1 meetings?
Ooh, can I bribe you with Thai food recommendations? I’ll make a list. I’ll work off of yum-woon-sen that you like and go from there.
Is it in July again? July is not a bad time, though. The weather is not too hot anymore. There will be rain, but last time it was only a little rain. Oh gosh, did I tell you there was a flood only days before you had a concert there last year? We almost had to swim to the venue. Good thing the water was all gone by the time you landed. You can change the venue to somewhere bigger. Then again, bigger venues might be exciting for the artist, but it’s sad on the nosebleed. The venue we had last time was really nice because wherever you are, it feels close to the stage. Bigger venues are fine, too, I guess. I just have to fight for a good seat. I can fight. I know muay Thai. Not sure it’ll help with online ticketing, but I’ll try.
Will you guys abandon Whisper? I actually like the songs in that album tho 🥹
Next subject: Delicious
Is the poster by any chance inspired by the beloved late ‘80s/early ‘90s sitcom Full House? Like look at this!
I like it. It would be nice if the mv is like a sitcom set, but I’ve learned not to guess and just go with it.
Can’t wait for the album!
OK. I’m done for today. Remember, if you’re willing to be bribed, contact me. I’ll prepare the herbs, eyes of newt, and a toad born in Spring for the ritual. We’ll burn some sage and Bey tickets shall be yours.
Love you (strictly platonically),
Ryna x