Slower than a snail.
"Hurry up! You're slower than a snail!"
"Slower than a snail? No way!" I wailed.
"I'm smaller than an elephant.
I'm bigger than a puddle.
I'm shorter than a rocket ship.
I'm longer than a noddle.
I'm wider than a string bean.
I'm narrower than a truck.
I'm lighter than a ton of bricks.
I'm heavier than a duck.
Skyscrapers rise above me.
Tunnels are below.
It's easy to size things up.
I just use what I know!
I'm longer than a shoelace.
I'm shorter than this guy.
I'm smaller than an airplane.
I'm bigger than a fly.
I'm taller than a monkey.
I'm shorter than a tree.
I'm smaller than a rainbow.
I'm bigger than a flea.
I'm larger than some thing.
I'm smaller than others.
But there is one thing I am not, my big brother...
And that's slower than a snail."