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data-ke-size="size20">1. 첫만남</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 처음 여자를 만나서</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">인사를 할때는 간단히 목인사만 하지만,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 반드시 악수라는 형식으로</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">손부터 잡아보고 시작 한다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">2. 데이트</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 데이트 할 때 저녁을 먹고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">커피를 마시지만,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 저녁을 먹고 술을 마신다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">1차...2차...3차...?</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">3. 이야기</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 여자의 눈을 보면서</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">혹은 여자의 입을 보면서 이야기를 하지만,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 여자의 가슴 아래를</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">보며 이야기 한다.--,,--;;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">자갸~?</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/6a307c11a18843db5e81251418e5963fce5f9edc" class="txc-image" width="500" height="750" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/6a307c11a18843db5e81251418e5963fce5f9edc" data-origin-width="426" data-origin-height="639"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">4. 영화</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 여자가 영화가</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">보고 싶다고 말하면 예약해서라도</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">개봉관으로 데리고 가지만,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 일부러 매진 되는 곳만</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">골라서 다니다가 어쩔수 없다면서</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">비디오 방으로 데리고 간다.--,,--;;</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">5. 구두</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 여자와 같이 걸어가다가</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">여자의 구두굽이 부러지면</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">구두를 들고 뛰어가서 얼른 구두굽을</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">고쳐가지고 오지만,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 암말없이(^^) 여자를</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">등에 업고 구두를 고치러</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">천천히 걸어간다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">6. 키스</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 여자와 키스를 할 때</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">여자의 입술에 루즈가 지워길까바</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">조심스럽게 하지만,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 아무리 빨간</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">루즈라도 다 먹어 버린다.--,,--;;</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">7. 이별</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">순진한 남자는 여자와 인연이 다 되어</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">이별을 하는데 그냥 잘살라고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고 그냥 악수만 하고 헤어지는데,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">밝히는 남자는 끝까지 한번 더 안아보고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">헤어진다.</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/d12524b9836563efea7dd52db3f32b36a32fb701" class="txc-image" width="500" height="622" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/d12524b9836563efea7dd52db3f32b36a32fb701" data-origin-width="300" data-origin-height="373"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">가정부 하얀 허벅지</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">아내가 가정부의</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">허벅지에 희한하게도 백합 무늬의 문신이</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">있다고 남편에게 말했다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그래? 그거 보고 싶은데?"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그래요?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그럼 내가 내일</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">가정부에게 옷을 벗어 보라고 할테니까</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그때 건너편 빌딩에서 망원경으로 보세요."</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">다음 날 계획대로 일은 진행되고 있었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그런데</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">옷을 벗어야 하는 가정부가 느닷없이</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">조건을 내걸었다.</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/65059eed983f7237d97d7f6469f0b2ae07c6c583" class="txc-image" width="500" height="888" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/65059eed983f7237d97d7f6469f0b2ae07c6c583" data-origin-width="608" data-origin-height="1080"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">부인도 옷을</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">벗으면 자기도 같이 벗겠다는 것이다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">부인은</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">남편이 항상 보는 몸인데 어떠랴 싶어 함께 옷을 벗었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그날 저녁 집에 들어온 남편에게 아내가 물었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"어때요?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">백합처럼 생긴 점이 있는 거 보셨죠?"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그런데 남편의 표정이 벌레를 씹은</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">표정이었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"보긴 봤는데,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">친구 5명이서 같이 봤거든."</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/62a57e3edb0da32b9736eaf58e682d9685c32c9b" class="txc-image" width="500" height="667" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/62a57e3edb0da32b9736eaf58e682d9685c32c9b" data-origin-width="480" data-origin-height="640"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">법정에 선 어떤남자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">남자가 부인을 총으로 쏴 죽인 협의로 법정에 섰다</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">재판장이 물었다</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"왜 부인을 죽였나요?"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">남자는 흥분해서 말했다</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"마누라가 다른 남자와 바람을 폈지 뭡니까?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그래서 너무 분해서 총을 쐈어요!"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">재판장이 물었다</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그럼 그 상황에서 댁의 부인과</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">바람을 함께 폈던 남자중에 누가 더 밉던가요?"</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">남자가 대답했다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그 남자놈이 더 미웠어요"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">재판장은 의아해 하며 물었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그런데 왜 남자를 죽이지 않고 부인을 쐈어요?"</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그러자 남자가 대답했다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"저도 처음엔 그러려고 했어요.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하지만</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그러다가는 여러 놈 죽이겠더라구요"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">-옮긴글입니다.-</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/fa3c6cd52eed4200af969071e73210dd707febc4" class="txc-image" width="500" height="726" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/fa3c6cd52eed4200af969071e73210dd707febc4" data-origin-width="688" data-origin-height="999"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
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