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Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">다가가서 보니...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"헉!!! -_-;;" 옆집 딸들이 그렇게 아끼던... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하얀 토끼가... 흙이 잔뜩 묻어 죽은채...</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">우리집 개의 입에 물려있었다... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">난 나의 등에서 땀이 나는걸 느꼈다...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">아! 이 일을 어떻게 해야 하나... 저 망할 개XX...</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">워낙 옆집 딸이 애지중지 하던 토끼였기에... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">난 완전범죄를 계획하기로 했다...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">좀 찝찝하지만... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">죽은 토끼를 들고 집안으로 들어와 ... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">욕탕에서 털이 새하얗게 될때까지 씻었다...</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/6849bf6a38011f7bb33c0326c619674ff6a34530" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/6849bf6a38011f7bb33c0326c619674ff6a34530" data-origin-width="472" data-origin-height="742"></div><p><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">우선 그렇게 해서 흙 묻은걸 없앤 뒤... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">드라이기로 털을 뽀송뽀송하게 말렸다...</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">역시 흙이 묻은 하늘색 리본도... </span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">깨끗하게 빨아 건조시킨 뒤... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">토끼의 몸에 그대로 묶었다...</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">이정도면 자연사했다고 볼 만했다..</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">마침 담 넘어로 보이는... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">옆집 뜰에 아무도 없길래... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">뛰어 넘어가...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">토끼집에 죽은 토끼를 반듯하게 넣어두고... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">아무일 없다는 듯이 집으로 돌아왔다...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">망할 개XX 라고 하면서 원망을 하고 있을때... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">옆집에서... 비명소리가 들리고...</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">곧 웅성 거리는 소릴 들을수가 있었다...</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/d7a26562dc6e111c9121197a33a23502c578215b" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/d7a26562dc6e111c9121197a33a23502c578215b" data-origin-width="736" data-origin-height="772"></div><p><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">나는 천연덕스럽게... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">옆집 담으로 고개를 빼꼼히 내 밀고... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">무슨일이 있냐고 물었다...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그집 딸들과 아저씨는... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">얼굴이 새파랗게 질려... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">" 토끼가.... 토..토끼가... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"라는 소리밖에 못했다 ...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">난 양심이 찔렸지만... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">시치미를 떼고... </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">" 토끼가 어쨌단 말이죠? </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">" 하고 물어보았다...</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" 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