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data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;식인종&amp;#160;추장&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;아프리카&amp;#160;식인종&amp;#160;마을에&amp;#160;아주&amp;#160;예쁜&amp;#160;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;백인&amp;#160;처녀가&amp;#160;한명&amp;#160;잡혀&amp;#160;왔다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;추장이&amp;#160;가만히&amp;#160;보니&amp;#160;먹기엔&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;좀&amp;#160;아깝다는&amp;#160;생각이&amp;#160;들었다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;해서&amp;#160;그여자에게&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;나&amp;#160;한테&amp;#160;시집와서&amp;#160;편히&amp;#160;살래?&amp;#160;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;아니면&amp;#160;그냥&amp;#160;오늘&amp;#160;식탁에&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;오르겠느냐?&amp;quot;&amp;#160;하고&amp;#160;물었다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;이여자&amp;#160;이러지도&amp;#160;저러지도&amp;#160;못하고&amp;#160;있다가&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;그래도&amp;#160;죽는것&amp;#160;보다는&amp;#160;그편이&amp;#160;낫다고&amp;#160;생각한끝에&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;기발한&amp;#160;아이디어를&amp;#160;생각해&amp;#160;냈다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;저&amp;#160;그런데요&amp;#160;저하고&amp;#160;결혼을&amp;#160;할려면&amp;#160;세가지&amp;#160;조건을&amp;#160;만족&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;시킬&amp;#160;수&amp;#160;있어야&amp;#160;하는데요.&amp;quot;하고&amp;#160;말했다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;figure-img&quot; data-ke-type=&quot;image&quot; 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data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;선물해야 하거든요&amp;quot; 라&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;고&amp;#160;말하자&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;추장&amp;#160;&amp;quot;야&amp;#160;가서&amp;#160;18캐럿짜리&amp;#160;다이야&amp;#160;반지&amp;#160;가지고&amp;#160;와!&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;하고&amp;#160;말하자&amp;#160;마자&amp;#160;반지를&amp;#160;가지고&amp;#160;왔다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;두번째는요&amp;#160;멋진&amp;#160;별장이&amp;#160;있어야&amp;#160;해요&amp;quot;하고&amp;#160;말하자&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;해변가에&amp;#160;멋진&amp;#160;별장을&amp;#160;순식간에&amp;#160;짓는&amp;#160;것이었다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;마지막으로&amp;#160;저하고&amp;#160;결혼&amp;#160;할려면&amp;#160;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;거시기가&amp;#160;30쎈치는&amp;#160;되야&amp;#160;하거든요&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;라고 말하자 추장 갑자기&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;머리를 싸메고 고민을 하는것이었다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;아~~~&amp;#160;30쎈치,&amp;#160;30쎈치.....아~~~&amp;quot;하고&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;그건&amp;#160;도저히&amp;#160;안되겠죠?&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;하고&amp;#160;여자가&amp;#160;말하자&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;추장&amp;#160;결심한듯&amp;#160;부하들에게&amp;#160;말했다.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #781b33;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #781b33;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;야!&amp;#160;언능&amp;#160;20쎈치&amp;#160;짤라라&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;figure-img&quot; data-ke-type=&quot;image&quot; data-ke-style=&quot;alignLeft&quot; data-ke-mobilestyle=&quot;widthOrigin&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c&quot; class=&quot;txc-image&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; data-img-src=&quot;https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c&quot; data-origin-width=&quot;400&quot; data-origin-height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #ee2323;&quot; 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font-weight:bold; color:#000000;}</style></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/4d2ba9162aa0ad9e1e8e4ad6338d55000bf6b291" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/4d2ba9162aa0ad9e1e8e4ad6338d55000bf6b291" data-origin-width="512" data-origin-height="650"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">야!언능&#160;20센티&#160;잘라라</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">식인종&#160;추장</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" 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data-ke-size="size20">시킬&#160;수&#160;있어야&#160;하는데요.&quot;하고&#160;말했다.</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f347d504dbc6f1374a64f0e3fdbbc840d8a173b8" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f347d504dbc6f1374a64f0e3fdbbc840d8a173b8" data-origin-width="586" data-origin-height="747"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;그래&#160;뭔지&#160;말해라&quot;추장이&#160;말했다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;저하고&#160;결혼&#160;하려면&#160;18캐럿짜리&#160;다이야&#160;반지를&#160;</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">선물해야 하거든요&quot; 라</span></b></span><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">고&#160;말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장&#160;&quot;야&#160;가서&#160;18캐럿짜리&#160;다이야&#160;반지&#160;가지고&#160;와!&quot;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고&#160;말하자&#160;마자&#160;반지를&#160;가지고&#160;왔다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;두번째는요&#160;멋진&#160;별장이&#160;있어야&#160;해요&quot;하고&#160;말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">해변가에&#160;멋진&#160;별장을&#160;순식간에&#160;짓는&#160;것이었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;마지막으로&#160;저하고&#160;결혼&#160;할려면&#160;</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">거시기가&#160;30쎈치는&#160;되야&#160;하거든요&quot;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">라고 말하자 추장 갑자기</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">머리를 싸메고 고민을 하는것이었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;아~~~&#160;30쎈치,&#160;30쎈치.....아~~~&quot;하고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;그건&#160;도저히&#160;안되겠죠?&quot;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고&#160;여자가&#160;말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장&#160;결심한듯&#160;부하들에게&#160;말했다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;야!&#160;언능&#160;20쎈치&#160;짤라라&quot;</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c" data-origin-width="400" data-origin-height="400"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23">며눌이&#160;얼마나&#160;좋왔으면</span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23">.</span><br>바보가&#160;장가를&#160;갔다<br>그런데&#160;3년이&#160;지나도&#160;아기가&#160;없었으니..<br>어느날&#160;시어머니가&#160;며느리에게&#160;물었다<br>부끄러워&#160;망설이던&#160;며느리가&#160;간신히&#160;얘기하는데<br>.<br>&#39;하늘을&#160;봐야&#160;별을&#160;따옵지요&#39;<br>3년동안&#160;신랑이&#160;그냥&#160;잠만&#160;자더라나<br>시어머니는&#160;아들이<br>시키지&#160;않은&#160;일은&#160;절대루&#160;하지&#160;않는<br>바보임을&#160;다시&#160;한번&#160;깨닫구<br>즉시&#160;아들을&#160;불러&#160;성교육을&#160;시켰다<br><br>오늘밤에&#160;며느리가<br>방에&#160;들어오면&#160;이불&#160;을&#160;펴고&#160;xxxx&#160;하여라<br>그러면&#160;어미가&#160;밖에서<br>북을&#160;두두릴테니&#160;북소리에&#160;장단을&#160;맞춰서<br>허리를&#160;xxxx&#160;해서&#160;계속&#160;그렇게&#160;하거라&quot;<br>라고&#160;교육을&#160;시킨후<br>대들보에&#160;북을&#160;걸어&#160;두었다..<br></span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/59a2726e190538895e2fd9dfa3f4d9d59a255a47" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/59a2726e190538895e2fd9dfa3f4d9d59a255a47" data-origin-width="466" data-origin-height="960"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><br>드디어&#160;밤이&#160;오고........<br>손주놈&#160;한번&#160;안아&#160;보고싶은<br>시어머닌&#160;밖에서&#160;북을&#160;두두리고<br>방안에선&#160;아들&#160;내외가<br>3년만에&#160;첫날밤을&#160;치루게&#160;되였네요<br>그런데...그런데...<br>연로하신&#160;시어머님&#160;기력이&#160;없어&#160;북을<br>제대로&#160;못쳐....<br><br>&quot;둥&quot;!!&#160;한참&#160;있다가&#160;&quot;둥&quot;<br>&quot;둥&quot;!!&#160;이십초&#160;후에&#160;&quot;둥&quot;<br>&quot;둥&quot;!!&#160;잊어버릴만&#160;하면&#160;&quot;둥&quot;<br>이러니&#160;방안에서&#160;며느리는&#160;미치겠는지라..<br><br>하하&#160;하하&#160;머리뚜껑<br>열린다는&#160;말이&#160;이말인겨&#160;머리짐난다.ㅋㅋ<br>마침&#160;그때&#160;마실&#160;같던<br>시아버지&#160;들어오다가&#160;이&#160;광경을&#160;보고서&#160;자초지종을<br>알게된후&#160;할멈에게&#160;말&#160;했다.<br><br>&quot;오십년전에&#160;당신이<br>내게&#160;시집와서&#160;그때도&#160;이런&#160;일이&#160;있었는데<br>당신의&#160;시어머니가<br>그렇게&#160;북을&#160;느리게&#160;치니&#160;당신&#160;그때&#160;좋드나?&quot;<br></span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img 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data-ke-size="size20"><br>하니&#160;시어머니&#160;말씀<br>&quot;아니요&#160;답답&#160;해서&#160;미칠뻔&#160;했지요&quot;<br>&quot;그럼&#160;그&#160;북치는&#160;작데기<br>이리&#160;줘봐,&#160;내가&#160;대신&#160;칠&#160;테니&quot;<br>하구서&#160;북채를&#160;빼앗아서<br>무릎에&#160;놓구&#160;반을&#160;분질러서&#160;양손에&#160;하나씩<br>단단히&#160;잡구서<br>요즈음&#160;드럼&#160;치듯이&#160;마구&#160;치는데,<br><br>둥&#160;둥&#160;둥&#160;둥&#160;둥&#160;둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥......<br>방안에선&#160;난리가&#160;나구&#160;...........<br>3년만의&#160;첫날밤은&#160;이렇게&#160;아주&#160;바쁘게<br>지나가고&#160;있었다.<br><br>둥둥둥둥둥둥둥<br>다음날&#160;아침,&#160;며느리가&#160;아침상을&#160;차려&#160;왔는데....<br><br>시아버지&#160;국에는&#160;고기&#160;건데기가&#160;넘치고<br>시어머니&#160;국에는&#160;멀~건&#160;국물에&#160;달랑&#160;뼈다귀&#160;한개만&#160;있었다....<br>며느리가&#160;시아버지위해&#160;차려놨는&#160;푸짐한&#160;아침상,,,&#160;^^<br>며느리가&#160;얼마나&#160;좋았으면?!!&#160;^^*</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"></div></div>
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data-ke-size="size20">아프리카&#160;식인종&#160;마을에&#160;아주&#160;예쁜&#160;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">백인&#160;처녀가&#160;한명&#160;잡혀&#160;왔다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장이&#160;가만히&#160;보니&#160;먹기엔</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">좀&#160;아깝다는&#160;생각이&#160;들었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">해서&#160;그여자에게</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;나&#160;한테&#160;시집와서&#160;편히&#160;살래?&#160;</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">아니면&#160;그냥&#160;오늘&#160;식탁에</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">오르겠느냐?&quot;&#160;하고&#160;물었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">이여자&#160;이러지도&#160;저러지도&#160;못하고&#160;있다가</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그래도&#160;죽는것&#160;보다는&#160;그편이&#160;낫다고&#160;생각한끝에</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">기발한&#160;아이디어를&#160;생각해&#160;냈다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;저&#160;그런데요&#160;저하고&#160;결혼을&#160;할려면&#160;세가지&#160;조건을&#160;만족</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">시킬&#160;수&#160;있어야&#160;하는데요.&quot;하고&#160;말했다.</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f347d504dbc6f1374a64f0e3fdbbc840d8a173b8" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f347d504dbc6f1374a64f0e3fdbbc840d8a173b8" data-origin-width="586" data-origin-height="747"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;그래&#160;뭔지&#160;말해라&quot;추장이&#160;말했다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;저하고&#160;결혼&#160;하려면&#160;18캐럿짜리&#160;다이야&#160;반지를&#160;</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">선물해야 하거든요&quot; 라</span></b></span><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">고&#160;말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장&#160;&quot;야&#160;가서&#160;18캐럿짜리&#160;다이야&#160;반지&#160;가지고&#160;와!&quot;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고&#160;말하자&#160;마자&#160;반지를&#160;가지고&#160;왔다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;두번째는요&#160;멋진&#160;별장이&#160;있어야&#160;해요&quot;하고&#160;말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">해변가에&#160;멋진&#160;별장을&#160;순식간에&#160;짓는&#160;것이었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;마지막으로&#160;저하고&#160;결혼&#160;할려면&#160;</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">거시기가&#160;30쎈치는&#160;되야&#160;하거든요&quot;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">라고 말하자 추장 갑자기</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">머리를 싸메고 고민을 하는것이었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;아~~~&#160;30쎈치,&#160;30쎈치.....아~~~&quot;하고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;그건&#160;도저히&#160;안되겠죠?&quot;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고&#160;여자가&#160;말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장&#160;결심한듯&#160;부하들에게&#160;말했다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;야!&#160;언능&#160;20쎈치&#160;짤라라&quot;</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c" data-origin-width="400" data-origin-height="400"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23">며눌이&#160;얼마나&#160;좋왔으면</span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23">.</span><br>바보가&#160;장가를&#160;갔다<br>그런데&#160;3년이&#160;지나도&#160;아기가&#160;없었으니..<br>어느날&#160;시어머니가&#160;며느리에게&#160;물었다<br>부끄러워&#160;망설이던&#160;며느리가&#160;간신히&#160;얘기하는데<br>.<br>&#39;하늘을&#160;봐야&#160;별을&#160;따옵지요&#39;<br>3년동안&#160;신랑이&#160;그냥&#160;잠만&#160;자더라나<br>시어머니는&#160;아들이<br>시키지&#160;않은&#160;일은&#160;절대루&#160;하지&#160;않는<br>바보임을&#160;다시&#160;한번&#160;깨닫구<br>즉시&#160;아들을&#160;불러&#160;성교육을&#160;시켰다<br><br>오늘밤에&#160;며느리가<br>방에&#160;들어오면&#160;이불&#160;을&#160;펴고&#160;xxxx&#160;하여라<br>그러면&#160;어미가&#160;밖에서<br>북을&#160;두두릴테니&#160;북소리에&#160;장단을&#160;맞춰서<br>허리를&#160;xxxx&#160;해서&#160;계속&#160;그렇게&#160;하거라&quot;<br>라고&#160;교육을&#160;시킨후<br>대들보에&#160;북을&#160;걸어&#160;두었다..<br></span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/59a2726e190538895e2fd9dfa3f4d9d59a255a47" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/59a2726e190538895e2fd9dfa3f4d9d59a255a47" data-origin-width="466" data-origin-height="960"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><br>드디어&#160;밤이&#160;오고........<br>손주놈&#160;한번&#160;안아&#160;보고싶은<br>시어머닌&#160;밖에서&#160;북을&#160;두두리고<br>방안에선&#160;아들&#160;내외가<br>3년만에&#160;첫날밤을&#160;치루게&#160;되였네요<br>그런데...그런데...<br>연로하신&#160;시어머님&#160;기력이&#160;없어&#160;북을<br>제대로&#160;못쳐....<br><br>&quot;둥&quot;!!&#160;한참&#160;있다가&#160;&quot;둥&quot;<br>&quot;둥&quot;!!&#160;이십초&#160;후에&#160;&quot;둥&quot;<br>&quot;둥&quot;!!&#160;잊어버릴만&#160;하면&#160;&quot;둥&quot;<br>이러니&#160;방안에서&#160;며느리는&#160;미치겠는지라..<br><br>하하&#160;하하&#160;머리뚜껑<br>열린다는&#160;말이&#160;이말인겨&#160;머리짐난다.ㅋㅋ<br>마침&#160;그때&#160;마실&#160;같던<br>시아버지&#160;들어오다가&#160;이&#160;광경을&#160;보고서&#160;자초지종을<br>알게된후&#160;할멈에게&#160;말&#160;했다.<br><br>&quot;오십년전에&#160;당신이<br>내게&#160;시집와서&#160;그때도&#160;이런&#160;일이&#160;있었는데<br>당신의&#160;시어머니가<br>그렇게&#160;북을&#160;느리게&#160;치니&#160;당신&#160;그때&#160;좋드나?&quot;<br></span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/ce7691316d6932895b80d41484363ed56ede532c" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/ce7691316d6932895b80d41484363ed56ede532c" data-origin-width="606" data-origin-height="1280"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><br>하니&#160;시어머니&#160;말씀<br>&quot;아니요&#160;답답&#160;해서&#160;미칠뻔&#160;했지요&quot;<br>&quot;그럼&#160;그&#160;북치는&#160;작데기<br>이리&#160;줘봐,&#160;내가&#160;대신&#160;칠&#160;테니&quot;<br>하구서&#160;북채를&#160;빼앗아서<br>무릎에&#160;놓구&#160;반을&#160;분질러서&#160;양손에&#160;하나씩<br>단단히&#160;잡구서<br>요즈음&#160;드럼&#160;치듯이&#160;마구&#160;치는데,<br><br>둥&#160;둥&#160;둥&#160;둥&#160;둥&#160;둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥......<br>방안에선&#160;난리가&#160;나구&#160;...........<br>3년만의&#160;첫날밤은&#160;이렇게&#160;아주&#160;바쁘게<br>지나가고&#160;있었다.<br><br>둥둥둥둥둥둥둥<br>다음날&#160;아침,&#160;며느리가&#160;아침상을&#160;차려&#160;왔는데....<br><br>시아버지&#160;국에는&#160;고기&#160;건데기가&#160;넘치고<br>시어머니&#160;국에는&#160;멀~건&#160;국물에&#160;달랑&#160;뼈다귀&#160;한개만&#160;있었다....<br>며느리가&#160;시아버지위해&#160;차려놨는&#160;푸짐한&#160;아침상,,,&#160;^^<br>며느리가&#160;얼마나&#160;좋았으면?!!&#160;^^*</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"><div data-ke-class="article"></style></div></div><div 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font-weight:bold; color:#000000;}</style></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/4d2ba9162aa0ad9e1e8e4ad6338d55000bf6b291" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/4d2ba9162aa0ad9e1e8e4ad6338d55000bf6b291" data-origin-width="512" data-origin-height="650"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">야!언능 20센티 잘라라</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">식인종 추장</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">아프리카 식인종 마을에 아주 예쁜 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">백인 처녀가 한명 잡혀 왔다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장이 가만히 보니 먹기엔</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">좀 아깝다는 생각이 들었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">해서 그여자에게</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"나 한테 시집와서 편히 살래? </span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">아니면 그냥 오늘 식탁에</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">오르겠느냐?" 하고 물었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">이여자 이러지도 저러지도 못하고 있다가</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">그래도 죽는것 보다는 그편이 낫다고 생각한끝에</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">기발한 아이디어를 생각해 냈다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"저 그런데요 저하고 결혼을 할려면 세가지 조건을 만족</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">시킬 수 있어야 하는데요."하고 말했다.</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f347d504dbc6f1374a64f0e3fdbbc840d8a173b8" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f347d504dbc6f1374a64f0e3fdbbc840d8a173b8" data-origin-width="586" data-origin-height="747"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그래 뭔지 말해라"추장이 말했다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"저하고 결혼 하려면 18캐럿짜리 다이야 반지를 </span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">선물해야 하거든요" 라</span></b></span><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">고 말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장 "야 가서 18캐럿짜리 다이야 반지 가지고 와!"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고 말하자 마자 반지를 가지고 왔다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"두번째는요 멋진 별장이 있어야 해요"하고 말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">해변가에 멋진 별장을 순식간에 짓는 것이었다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"마지막으로 저하고 결혼 할려면 </span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">거시기가 30쎈치는 되야 하거든요"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">라고 말하자 추장 갑자기</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">머리를 싸메고 고민을 하는것이었다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"아~~~ 30쎈치, 30쎈치.....아~~~"하고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"그건 도저히 안되겠죠?"</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">하고 여자가 말하자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">추장 결심한듯 부하들에게 말했다.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"야! 언능 20쎈치 짤라라"</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/c81184c400e83b0c10507c6a21de5285c410295c" data-origin-width="400" data-origin-height="400"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23">며눌이 얼마나 좋왔으면</span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23">.</span><br>바보가 장가를 갔다<br>그런데 3년이 지나도 아기가 없었으니..<br>어느날 시어머니가 며느리에게 물었다<br>부끄러워 망설이던 며느리가 간신히 얘기하는데<br>.<br>'하늘을 봐야 별을 따옵지요'<br>3년동안 신랑이 그냥 잠만 자더라나<br>시어머니는 아들이<br>시키지 않은 일은 절대루 하지 않는<br>바보임을 다시 한번 깨닫구<br>즉시 아들을 불러 성교육을 시켰다<br><br>오늘밤에 며느리가<br>방에 들어오면 이불 을 펴고 xxxx 하여라<br>그러면 어미가 밖에서<br>북을 두두릴테니 북소리에 장단을 맞춰서<br>허리를 xxxx 해서 계속 그렇게 하거라"<br>라고 교육을 시킨후<br>대들보에 북을 걸어 두었다..<br></span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/59a2726e190538895e2fd9dfa3f4d9d59a255a47" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/59a2726e190538895e2fd9dfa3f4d9d59a255a47" data-origin-width="466" data-origin-height="960"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><br>드디어 밤이 오고........<br>손주놈 한번 안아 보고싶은<br>시어머닌 밖에서 북을 두두리고<br>방안에선 아들 내외가<br>3년만에 첫날밤을 치루게 되였네요<br>그런데...그런데...<br>연로하신 시어머님 기력이 없어 북을<br>제대로 못쳐....<br><br>"둥"!! 한참 있다가 "둥"<br>"둥"!! 이십초 후에 "둥"<br>"둥"!! 잊어버릴만 하면 "둥"<br>이러니 방안에서 며느리는 미치겠는지라..<br><br>하하 하하 머리뚜껑<br>열린다는 말이 이말인겨 머리짐난다.ㅋㅋ<br>마침 그때 마실 같던<br>시아버지 들어오다가 이 광경을 보고서 자초지종을<br>알게된후 할멈에게 말 했다.<br><br>"오십년전에 당신이<br>내게 시집와서 그때도 이런 일이 있었는데<br>당신의 시어머니가<br>그렇게 북을 느리게 치니 당신 그때 좋드나?"<br></span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/ce7691316d6932895b80d41484363ed56ede532c" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/ce7691316d6932895b80d41484363ed56ede532c" data-origin-width="606" data-origin-height="1280"></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><br>하니 시어머니 말씀<br>"아니요 답답 해서 미칠뻔 했지요"<br>"그럼 그 북치는 작데기<br>이리 줘봐, 내가 대신 칠 테니"<br>하구서 북채를 빼앗아서<br>무릎에 놓구 반을 분질러서 양손에 하나씩<br>단단히 잡구서<br>요즈음 드럼 치듯이 마구 치는데,<br><br>둥 둥 둥 둥 둥 둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥둥......<br>방안에선 난리가 나구 ...........<br>3년만의 첫날밤은 이렇게 아주 바쁘게<br>지나가고 있었다.<br><br>둥둥둥둥둥둥둥<br>다음날 아침, 며느리가 아침상을 차려 왔는데....<br><br>시아버지 국에는 고기 건데기가 넘치고<br>시어머니 국에는 멀~건 국물에 달랑 뼈다귀 한개만 있었다....<br>며느리가 시아버지위해 차려놨는 푸짐한 아침상,,, ^^<br>며느리가 얼마나 좋았으면?!! ^^*</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"></div></div>
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