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</p><div class="txc-textbox" style="padding: 10px; border: 1px solid rgb(203, 203, 203); border-image: none; text-align: center; background-color: rgb(93, 93, 93);"><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 18pt;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 18pt;">듣기에 따라 야한 말들</span><br></font><br></p><div style="text-align: center; margin-right: 15px; margin-left: 15px;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;"><strong>1. 지금 들어가도 돼요? =:=</strong> </span><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><strong>잡상인</strong></span></font><span style="font-size: 15pt;"><strong><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"> </span><br><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">2. 바지 벗으세요. =:=</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span></span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">간호사</span></font></strong></span><span style="font-size: 15pt;"><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"> </span><br><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><strong>3. 잘 박아 드릴게요. =:= </strong></span></font></font><strong><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">간판집 직원</span></font><br></strong><br><strong><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">4. 빨리 올라타세요. =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">엘리베이터 걸</span></font><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">5. 한번 끼워 보세요. =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">보석 가게 주인</span></font><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">6. 잘 꽂아 넣으세요.(골프채) =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">골프장 캐디</span></font><br></strong></span><span style="font-size: 15pt;"><strong><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"> </span><br><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">7. 잘 끼워 넣어 주세요.(책보고) =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">도서관 직원</span></font><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">8. 자꾸 넣었다 뺐다하지 마세요. =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">보험 외판원 </span></font><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">9. 웬만하면 빼지 마세요.(저금) =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">은행 여직원</span></font><br></strong></span><span style="font-size: 15pt;"><strong><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"> </span><br><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">10. 빨 것 없나요? =:=</span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">세탁소 주인</span></font><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">11. 다 빨아 드릴까요? =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">똥 푸는 사람들</span></font><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">12. 더 빨 거 없어요. =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">파출부 아줌마</span></font><br><br><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">13. 이제 돌아 누우세요. =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">때밀이</span></font></strong></span><strong><font color="#191919"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;"> </span><br><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 15pt;">14. 쑤셔요?(머리가) =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">약국 주인</span></font><br><font color="#191919" style="font-size: 15pt;"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">15. 동그란 곳에 잘 꽂으세요.=:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">양궁장 주인</span></font><br><br><font color="#191919" style="font-size: 15pt;"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">16. 빨리 박아!(원산폭격) =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">군대 상관</span></font><br><font color="#191919" style="font-size: 15pt;"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">17. 똑바로 넣어! =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">농구 감독</span></font><br><font color="#191919" style="font-size: 15pt;"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">18. 넣으소, 빨리 빼소.(차) =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">주차 직원</span></font><br><br><font color="#191919" style="font-size: 15pt;"><font face="Courier New"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">19. 참 잘했어요. 또 해보세요. =:= </span></font></font><font color="silver" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">교사</span></font></strong><p><br></p></div><p style="text-align: center;"></p><left><p><font color="#0066cc"><br></font></p><p><br><br><img width="400" height="280" id="imageCheckerTempId_0" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/15616E204B485EA030" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" "420"="" scale="exactfit"></p><p style="text-align: left;"><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#ff0000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움; font-size: 24pt;">요즘 아내들 </span></span></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img width="400" id="imageCheckerTempId_1" style="clear: none; float: none;" alt="더블클릭을 하시면 이미지를 수정할 수 있습니다" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/995787335A1BDC5E1F" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="q1.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="400"></p><p style="text-align: left;"></p><div style="margin-right: 15px; margin-left: 15px;"><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140);"><br></span></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140);">바닷가 리조트에 놀러온 한 꼬마가 엄마에게 물었다.</span></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">꼬마 : 엄마, 바다에서 수영해도 되요?</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">엄마 : 물이 너무 깊어서 수영하면 안돼.</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140); font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;">꼬마 : 아빠는 저기서 수영하고 있잖아요?</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140);">엄마 : 얘는, 아빠는 보험을 들었잖니!</span><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140);"><br></span></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#000000" face="굴림체" style="font-size: 15pt;"><span style="font-family: 나눔고딕,NanumGothic,돋움;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 224, 140); 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첫댓글 꼬마 : 엄마, 바다에서 수영해도 되요
엄마 : 물이 너무 깊어서 수영하면 안돼.
꼬마 : 아빠는 저기서 수영하고 있잖아요
엄마 : 얘는, 아빠는 보험을 들었잖니
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